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Oh, let me click on the red "I've seen this movie" Bar. This is what a girl with soft hands took me to see. Wait, let me count this keyword list carefully-WillSmith, Will Smith, Science Fiction, American Movies, America, Comedy, Hancock, Action, 2008, Movies... I watched it carefully again. Still did not find the word Asshole.
Where is my asshole? Or, who moved my asshole?
After watching "I Am A Legend", I feel that Will Smith is trying a great transformation. Yeah, how can the man in black and Hitch live forever in Haolaiwu? So we saw classmate Da Shi acting as a savior with a bitter face, carrying a big sniper and carrying a dog everywhere to do vampires.
It sounds awesome.
But there are some fucking movie fans who don’t buy Da Shi’s account, as if they don’t return to the clown career, they are betraying the masses, and they are sorry for the black face of his parents and the talent for hip-hop given by God. The fucking behavior of putting down the bowl and scolding the mother after eating. When Da Shi was in a dilemma, he stomped and flew into the sky, leaving behind a Hancock for people to admire. Comedy, tragedy, drama, drama and drama take all, do you think it’s Superman?
If you still have this muscle, I will show it to you.
As a result, our superhero has troubles, has the trouble of frizz and troubles, and has the time of loneliness and sorrow with wine. This has shortened the distance with the people! Those heroes who wore tights in the past, although they were the three big ones, there is no such thing as a kind of drunkard! There is no pursuit to save the common people, there is no nonsense such as "the stronger the ability, the greater the responsibility", we kindly call our hero: asshole.
Asshole, asshole. When you scold someone, you are a fool, but the torch is burning, so the subtitles I see are beautiful-bastard.
The first half of the film is a story about the troubled Daxian who became an outstanding young man through the influence of a social worker. Just when I was about to fall asleep touching the girl's hand, I saw the storm girl in x men appear. When the girl taught that she and Asshole belong to the same protoss, I thought it was a reinterpretation of "American Gods". Ah, Neil Gaiman, after missing "Beowulf", my life is finally complete.
Who knows, it turns out that the Protoss is dead and clean. Not the American gods, but the fucking American gods. One is called asshole and the other is called Dabo. What about Superman? What about Spider-Man? Batman and Robin can only go to Brokeback Mountain? Can the Fantastic Four only go to the Fourteen Arhats? What about x men?
A voice told me that they could make "Red Cliff".
The girl's trembling made me wake up with a halazi, it turned out that the movie had reached its climax. The villain was wiped out by the most useless lawyer with countless green hats on his head. Hancock jumped off the building and walked in the rain with his bitter gourd face. I began to feel that the onion movie was not born at the right time. Finally, when I saw the love sign on the moon, I realized that this is a movie with the main theme.
Just as everyone was leaving, the last stage of the play began. The crowds on both sides of the aisles swarmed back in an instant, making me think it would cause a mosque crowded incident. An exaggerated gangster said, take me away, asshole. Then there was Lao Shi's smirk. At this moment, I suddenly burst into tears after I slept for a long time. Da Shi, no, Lord Shi, you spent so long with us in a chowder that mixed many elements, and finally returned to the original face of comedy! This movie is not only an interpretation of your acting career, but also announcing the return of the great Will Smith! The fans are moved! The people are moved! I clearly imagined that you took out a stick at the gangster and put on sunglasses without a hassle...
Asshole, please be free...
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