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"Catch the Rat"
Jorge 2021-12-22 08:01:33
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Ernie: [to Lars] Come on. You loved string!
Lars: I didn't love string!
Ernie: Well, you could have fooled me! You and Pop were always huddled together running some piece of something through your fingers. It didn't matter what I did. I didn't even exist! I made him my special rack of lamb for his 70th birthday.
Lars: [sighing in resignation] Oh, no!
Ernie: Yes! You remember. I slaved over that meal, making sure everything was perfect. Did he say, "Thanks, Ernie, it was delicious"? No. He only noticed the string I had tied it with.
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Lawyer: [about their new house] It's interesting. it seems the previous owner was found locked in a trunk in the attic...