40 years old, how to get off?

Duane 2021-10-18 09:29:12

"40-year-old virgin" teaches us that when you are 40 years old and still a virgin, don't worry, take it easy. Because as long as you have the following conditions, you can get away with it:

1. Good character. In this society where evil can't triumph over righteousness, a good character will at least increase your potential chances of chatting up.
2. There is a group of kind-hearted friends. Although the three guys are lusty and playful, but without their many useless efforts, the old virgin doesn't know when he will have the confidence to strike up a conversation, date and confess... Of course, all of this is based on the first point.
3. Have hobbies and goals. Without this, if you are single until the age of 40, you don't know how to play with yourself. I'm afraid you can't hold back doing stupid things early in the day. (But it seems that he usually does enough stupid things).
4. Have the opposite sex who is more hungry than you. However, in this film, it seems that it is not the condition, but the truth.
5. Clarity is not all, love is. So Tracy can date the old virgin 20 times before going to bed, so the porn is not as good as "Everyone Loves Raymond".
6. Don't tie your shirt into your pants. If the old virgin can change his attire a bit, he should be able to speed up his escape, so that the movie does not need to be delayed for 2 hours.

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The 40-Year-Old Virgin quotes

  • Andy Stitzer: [Calling to Trish, who is out of the room] Do you mind if I use your, uh, magnum?

    Trish: [From the other room. Excited] Umm... Yeah!

    Andy Stitzer: [stretches condom over arm] Wow.

  • Motorist: Get the fuck out the road, virgin!