Whether it is a loss or a blessing, you have to pinch it before you know it.

Grant Stayton: [in bed, aboard the yacht] Joanna, I want you tonight - How can you have your period every week?

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: [Grant is glued to "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"] Must you watch that thing incessantly?

Grant Stayton: Yes, I must. It has a tawdry, escapist quality that soothes my nerves.

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: What you have to escape from, I can't possibly imagine

[notices she's not wearing her wedding ring]

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: Grant, I left my wedding ring on the deck.

Grant Stayton: Well, what can I do?

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: Go and get it.

Grant Stayton: It's after midnight.

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: I don't care what time it is. I want it now.

Grant Stayton: I just want to see who's in the top ten yachts.

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: [sighs in disgust] I'll get it!

Grant Stayton: Okay.

[continues watching TV as Joanna leaves to get her ring]

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: [Grant has just arrived at the hospital; Joanna doesn't know he's right outside, behind a one-way mirror] You mean to tell me that I have no medical recourse...?

Grant Stayton: Can she see us?

Cop at Hospital: Not unless she's Superwoman.

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: Well, what DO you know? Extend your brain a teensy little bit, if possible!

Doctor at Hospital: You seem to be suffering from a temporary amnesia, either from the bump against the garbage scow, or the shock of the cold water.

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: How temporary is it?

Doctor at Hospital: We don't know. Other than that, you seem to be in excellent physical shape.

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: Listen to me, medical people. As of now, I have a life history of a dirty garbage scow and a breakfast of extremely runny eggs over-easy. Now, I refuse - REFUSE

[angrily tosses a cup against the wall]

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: - to be incarcerated in this semi-private room -

[turns to the only other patient in the room]

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: You snore! - while there are no efforts being made by anyone to try and locate...!

Cop at Hospital: [lowers the outside speaker volume, then turns to Grant] Is that her?

Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: I demand you do something! Do you hear me?

Grant Stayton: [to the cop] Nooo, I never saw her before in my life.

[leaves the hospital; later, back on the yacht]

Grant Stayton: Mrs. Stayton has decided to leave me. Let's celebrate!