Huge shit

Troy 2022-02-12 08:02:09

From the beginning I felt like a comedy. . At the end, it was such a fucking comedy!

The continuity of the story is okay, the plot has no highlights, but I doubt the director's level, whether it will use the lens to express the plot in parallel. . Throughout the story, the plasma limbs flew all over the sky, and the left one exploded and the right one exploded. . Such a poignant gentleman thing as a vampire was buried in the soil by the director. . Think of it as a zombie! ! !

Don’t do this for male pig’s feet. Is that good? His pretended cynical look is really unattractive. I even feel like watching bad movies in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Especially where the priest was beaten in the toilet. . Obviously American heroism, hey. . Okay, I like the new priest better throughout the article, and that's a little bit interesting. .

Also, if you want to make the environment a little scarier and the atmosphere a little bit special, you can find a good post-master, okay? . I felt like it was shot and edited everywhere and then posted! !

Background music. . My goodness, this production team is not good for such a non-mainstream, okay, don't play such a relaxed rock music in a stressful time, okay? . A special sound effect with a keyboard is much better than using this silly × loose rock music. . ! I really don't want to say one more word. .

All right. . I'm swearing. . All right. . wasting my time. .

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Extended Reading
  • Maiya 2022-02-12 08:02:09

    http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTQ1NTM2MA==.html

  • Mortimer 2022-04-21 09:02:36

    Carpenter started making really bad movies after In the Mouth of Madness. . . However, the scene like dragging the vampire out of the room with a wire arrow and the tension between the monster and its own mutation is still very carpenter. . .

Vampires quotes

  • Jack Crow: Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that vampire in there?

    Father Adam Guiteau: Yeah?

    Jack Crow: Did you get a little wood?

    Father Adam Guiteau: Mahogany.

    Jack Crow: Excuse me?

    Father Adam Guiteau: Ebony.

    Jack Crow: What?

    Father Adam Guiteau: Teak.

    Jack Crow: Are you possessed by demons?

    Father Adam Guiteau: Major Chubby.

    Jack Crow: Language, Padre, language!

  • [a vampire has just snapped a metal cord that was being pulled by Montoya's jeep]

    Father Adam Guiteau: You didn't tell me they could do that!

    Jack Crow: I didn't *know* they could do that!