Huge shit

Troy 2022-02-12 08:02:09

From the beginning I felt like a comedy. . At the end, it was such a fucking comedy!

The continuity of the story is okay, the plot has no highlights, but I doubt the director's level, whether it will use the lens to express the plot in parallel. . Throughout the story, the plasma limbs flew all over the sky, and the left one exploded and the right one exploded. . Such a poignant gentleman thing as a vampire was buried in the soil by the director. . Think of it as a zombie! ! !

Don’t do this for male pig’s feet. Is that good? His pretended cynical look is really unattractive. I even feel like watching bad movies in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Especially where the priest was beaten in the toilet. . Obviously American heroism, hey. . Okay, I like the new priest better throughout the article, and that's a little bit interesting. .

Also, if you want to make the environment a little scarier and the atmosphere a little bit special, you can find a good post-master, okay? . I felt like it was shot and edited everywhere and then posted! !

Background music. . My goodness, this production team is not good for such a non-mainstream, okay, don't play such a relaxed rock music in a stressful time, okay? . A special sound effect with a keyboard is much better than using this silly × loose rock music. . ! I really don't want to say one more word. .

All right. . I'm swearing. . All right. . wasting my time. .

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Vampires quotes

  • Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?

    Father Adam Guiteau: No, I haven't.

    Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romantic. It's not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffeta. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.

  • Jack Crow: What the fuck do you want from me, Valek?

    Valek: Oh, you hate me so, don't ya? But you made me, Crusader. You hate what you made. You fear it because it is superior to you.

    [grabs Jack's chin]

    Valek: For six hundred years, I've fed on your kind at will!

    [Attempts to bite Jack but slowly refuses]

    Valek: [whispers] No.

    Jack Crow: Why don't you just kill me and get it over with?

    Cardinal Alba: Because you are needed, Jack. The ceremony is a re-enactment of the original exorcism. It requires the blood of a crusader and his crucifixion upon a burning cross. The climax of the ceremony must coincide with the first rays of the rising sun. Sorry, Jack.

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