Huge shit

Troy 2022-02-12 08:02:09

From the beginning I felt like a comedy. . At the end, it was such a fucking comedy!

The continuity of the story is okay, the plot has no highlights, but I doubt the director's level, whether it will use the lens to express the plot in parallel. . Throughout the story, the plasma limbs flew all over the sky, and the left one exploded and the right one exploded. . Such a poignant gentleman thing as a vampire was buried in the soil by the director. . Think of it as a zombie! ! !

Don’t do this for male pig’s feet. Is that good? His pretended cynical look is really unattractive. I even feel like watching bad movies in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Especially where the priest was beaten in the toilet. . Obviously American heroism, hey. . Okay, I like the new priest better throughout the article, and that's a little bit interesting. .

Also, if you want to make the environment a little scarier and the atmosphere a little bit special, you can find a good post-master, okay? . I felt like it was shot and edited everywhere and then posted! !

Background music. . My goodness, this production team is not good for such a non-mainstream, okay, don't play such a relaxed rock music in a stressful time, okay? . A special sound effect with a keyboard is much better than using this silly × loose rock music. . ! I really don't want to say one more word. .

All right. . I'm swearing. . All right. . wasting my time. .

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Extended Reading
  • Mortimer 2022-04-21 09:02:36

    Carpenter started making really bad movies after In the Mouth of Madness. . . However, the scene like dragging the vampire out of the room with a wire arrow and the tension between the monster and its own mutation is still very carpenter. . .

  • Maynard 2022-04-24 07:01:14

    6.5 Qualified and cute self-healing can look at Sheryl Lee who is running wild :)

Vampires quotes

  • Jack Crow: Padre... I'm beginning to like you... so don't make me hurt you, OK? Just tell me what you know... I'll buy you a beer and get you laid. Come on. If you don't tell me, I'm gonna have to start cutting on ya.

    Father Adam Guiteau: No, you won't. You're a righteous man, Mr. Crow. Besides I serve a higher master than you. Any secrets I keep are to protect the church and its followers. Part of...

    Jack Crow: [grabs Father Guiteau and pins him to the wall] Open your mouth.

    Father Adam Guiteau: What?

    Jack Crow: Open your mouth. Ah, yeah.

    [shoves a towel in Guiteau's mouth]

    Jack Crow: Gimmie your hand.

    Jack Crow: [Jack cuts Giuteau's hand with his switchblade knife] Now listen to me, you fuck! My father kept a secret once. He got bit by a vampire. He kept it a secret from me and my mother. By the fifth day he was turning. That night he attacked my mother and then he came after me. I killed my own father, Padre. I got no trouble killin' you. Last chance.

    [Padre gasping]

    Jack Crow: Now open your motherfuckin' mouth.

    Father Adam Guiteau: No.

    Jack Crow: Open your fucking mouth! Then prepare...

    Father Adam Guiteau: No!

    [screaming]

    Jack Crow: What? Are you ready? Excuse me? What?

    Father Adam Guiteau: Valek - Valek is for an ancient relic, the Cross of Berseires!

  • Jack Crow: [after interogating the padre and getting him to confess] You're a good man padre... welcome to the team.

    Father Adam Guiteau: [broken] May God forgive me.