It’s just a waste of time, there’s not a drop left, really
Spoiler warning
Lots of slots.
The opening PPT directly resurrected in situ without reason. Well, it was originally a high magic world, so I will resurrect when I am resurrected. I don’t worry about it.
Only one Thousand-Year Falcon’s resistance group was left on the upper part, and it was somehow returned to form a small fleet. Okay, the resistance groups are all forces built by the Force, not entangled. Besides, Leia’s magical powers are vast, and it's uncertain. Where did you buy a lot of spaceships, not entangled or entangled.
The believers of PPT kept everyone secret, and took advantage of this 7-8 effort to build an entire fleet equipped with star-destroying weapons. My god, the Force is really building ships. Back then, I can still accept the creation of a clone army without the Republic’s knowledge. This tmd is so large that it can wipe out the entire galaxy. Can the fleet be built without knowing it? ? ?
Then the commander of the First Order (the one who commanded the Death Star) who had been fighting each other with Kyloren, unexpectedly, TMD jumped back! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The reason is "I don't care if you win or not, I want Kyloren to lose!"
OMG! You haven't read a history textbook! ? That's PPT, the great emperor! Darth Vader's mentor! !
You tmd actually dared to give Leia the confidential information of the resurrection of the PPT + the location of the fleet for such boring reasons, and then let Bo Hefen away by himself! ! ! ! ! !
Then he was executed as a traitor, really stupid. How did the First Order survive when you were the number one leader! ! ! ! !
In order to go to the planet where the PPT is hiding, I have to find a navigator. Okay, start a group, hey hey, wait a minute, what are you going to join in the fun? Didn’t you spend such a large amount of space in your last film to change your job to commander? Why did you go up and fly the plane again? ? ?
After running the group all the way, it was hard to find the navigator, and the result was directly squeezed by Kailoren.
Then the explosion came, Rey's life experience, the whole two things that laid the groundwork, did not need to be laid, and he had sex with Kailoren twice and directly unblocked it.
The granddaughter of PPT! ! !
Well, co-author. This is the story of the old man who heard that his granddaughter was going to marry the cub of Skywalker's family and got angry and beat the mandarin ducks violently, right?
In order to crack the navigator, I need to clear the memory of 3PO, which is the sensational scene in the trailer, but the amazing thing is that I am not touched at all.
3PO lost his memory in the last shot, and in the next shot, no one cares about running around the streets with the lost memory of 3PO, and let it be responsible for contributing jokes.
After returning to the base, R2 backed up the memory and 3PO came back.
This is really the least serious amnesia I have ever seen.
Then, isn’t it said that the navigator made Lun squeeze, so what should I do?
After washing Kailoren white, it becomes a chant.
Poor Laiya, we know that there is an old role in 7, 8, and 9, but this is too perfunctory.
Laiya opened with two sentences, and then went offline.
Midway Lei started a fight with Kailoren, and the decisive battle had not yet arrived, and the situation was not very critical.
In order to call the prodigal son back, Laiya used the last force to call his son. After leaving, the last line only had one "ben".
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Then Kyloren saw Han's Phantom, the scene of 7 was re-enacted, this time Ben finally threw the lightsaber out.
This is the only part of the whole film where I feel that there is such a feeling, but I still feel that Lun’s whitewashing is a little too casual?
And what about the balance between the two sides of the Force that was pulled in Part Eight? Doesn’t it require both light and dark cultivation?
Co-author Palpatine and Skywalker have a marriage, and it is considered "balanced" to give birth to offspring? ? ?
Because Rey has the pedigree of PPT, she defaults to the darkside specialization 5, and then asks the skywalker's milk to be black and white double repair?
Luke said that I was wronged. I also have Vinda's blood, and I was beaten to be educated by Wang and Yoda. Why not count me as a black and white double?
When Bo returned to the base, he was told that Leia was dead.
What are you stupid? Doesn't the eighth part exist?
Bo felt that he couldn't do it. King James Fen commanded him together, and what was his first order?
I got on the X-wing, Finland got on the landing craft, and everyone went with me to blow up the PPT.
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You are now a commander, can you stop being obsessed with the X-wing, where can you command the battle in the X-wing! You don't know the force, are you afraid that you won't die fast enough?
What's the difference between this and your previous brash style? ? ?
After that is the decisive battle. In this decisive battle, there is no lightsaber duel, do you dare to believe?
PPT sucks the energy of Rey and Caloren (literally), resurrects with full blood, and then PPT releases the force of lightning, Rey holds Leia and Luke's two lightsabers and PPT against the waves.
The sentence "I am all the Jedi" thundered the PPT
In the final ending, people asked Lei what his surname was
Rey: My name is Rey Skywalker (Luke: You are not, you don’t have one, don’t talk nonsense)
The following play stalks are not true plots:
Vader: I have a granddaughter! ? I'm so happy! I want to tell everyone this news!
Hey, Luke, did you hear that? I have a granddaughter! !
She actually doesn't have yours. . .
Yoda, did you hear that? I have a granddaughter!
Things are not what you think. . .
Ben, did you hear that! You have a sister!
I heard it and I kissed her
Oh, that's...a dad joke!
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