The most slurred comic hero and the bloodiest western cowboy in history

Marcelle 2021-12-25 08:01:16

First, let me talk about my motivation for watching this film. If you want to sum it up, there are only two points: first, it only lasts more than 70 minutes; second, Megan Fox. Of course, Josh Brolin is also a tough guy. Forgive me for not paying attention to John Malkovich. Even after watching the film, I didn't realize that this big man appeared. It may be because of the awesome makeup, or it may be that I can't associate John with such simple and crude commercial comics.
By the time I saw it for half an hour, I was already concerned about the urge to fall asleep. I saw that I almost fell asleep in an hour, so I just fast-forwarded and watched the final ending. In fact, you don't even know what the ending is. The plot of this movie has become so clichéd that it makes me unexpected. I originally thought there would be some accidents, but found that there were no accidents at all. Then I changed my mind. This is the biggest accident. Forget it, I don't want to discuss the plot anymore, the spoiler is completely floating in front of the screenwriter of this film, floating clouds.
Someone said that the lines are very two-dimensional, but I don’t think it is enough. If there are any highlights, then the cowboy naming his horse "horse" should be the biggest joke. The rest, really. there is none left.
Megan Fox disappointed again, both in terms of her figure and her identity in the film, she was too... conservative. In addition, I am still wondering what the attributes of that dragon ball-like killer is. Could it be that there were nuclear weapons in that era? And the president of the United States, the most I feel is the secretary of the president, I don’t know how to choose the role.
Well, it seems too much to say too much about such a film. I just want to say one thing: cherish life, stay away from bad movies, and it's good to watch bad movies occasionally.

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Jonah Hex quotes

  • Jeb Turnbull: You disobeyed a direct order.

    Jonah Hex: To burn down a hospital. Your father was gonna kill all those people, just to make a point. I couldn't stand for that. I'm surprised you could.

    Jeb Turnbull: He was our commanding officer, he was my father! I didn't have a choice.

    Jonah Hex: Neither did I.

  • Jeb Turnbull: I've been watching you, and I've been watching him, and I gotta tell you, it's getting real hard to tell the difference between you.

    Jonah Hex: Your father is a monster, you hear me?

    Jeb Turnbull: And you ain't? From where I sit, you're just two men bent on murdering people to make your own pain go away. Life like that, it sounds a hell of a lot like being damned.

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