Zombies, women and dogs

Justina 2021-12-25 08:01:16

I’ll just say seven sentences

1: Facts have proved that the scores of all types of entertainment in the history of the United States are not too high.

2: Regarding the protagonist, it is not so much a super cowboy as it is an Indian undead zombie with the ability to summon dead bodies.

3: Many girls don't like westerns because they are very dirty and ugly. Josh Brolin of that film was fortunate to be the worst cowboy in history.

4: If Megan hadn't shown his thighs, it would be even worse at the box office.

5: What I admire the most is that the Gatling gun of 1865 is the most powerful weapon in Western films.


6: Some people are entangled with submarines and flamethrowers. This is just a movie based on comics. Don't be so serious.

7: Besides, submarines really existed during the Civil War!

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  • Morgan 2022-04-22 07:01:39

    Super qualified fast food chips, so short that you don't feel like a waste of time. . .

  • Darren 2022-04-23 07:03:00

    Except for the vase, there is no place to reach the passing line, and it is still the happiness of the current Chaoying fans

Jonah Hex quotes

  • Jonah Hex: This is for my wife!

    [kills a laughing Burke... then resurrects him. Burke is now terrified of what he saw]

    Jonah Hex: And this is for my son!

    [burns him to ashes]

  • President Grant: [pays Hex] Here's your reward, in full. I also hope you'll reconsider.

    [Hex looks at a Sheriff badge]

    Jonah Hex: Country's too big for patrollin' sir. But if you're ever in a jam, you know who to call.