Zombies, women and dogs

Justina 2021-12-25 08:01:16

I’ll just say seven sentences

1: Facts have proved that the scores of all types of entertainment in the history of the United States are not too high.

2: Regarding the protagonist, it is not so much a super cowboy as it is an Indian undead zombie with the ability to summon dead bodies.

3: Many girls don't like westerns because they are very dirty and ugly. Josh Brolin of that film was fortunate to be the worst cowboy in history.

4: If Megan hadn't shown his thighs, it would be even worse at the box office.

5: What I admire the most is that the Gatling gun of 1865 is the most powerful weapon in Western films.


6: Some people are entangled with submarines and flamethrowers. This is just a movie based on comics. Don't be so serious.

7: Besides, submarines really existed during the Civil War!

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Jonah Hex quotes

  • Jeb Turnbull: You disobeyed a direct order.

    Jonah Hex: To burn down a hospital. Your father was gonna kill all those people, just to make a point. I couldn't stand for that. I'm surprised you could.

    Jeb Turnbull: He was our commanding officer, he was my father! I didn't have a choice.

    Jonah Hex: Neither did I.

  • Jeb Turnbull: I've been watching you, and I've been watching him, and I gotta tell you, it's getting real hard to tell the difference between you.

    Jonah Hex: Your father is a monster, you hear me?

    Jeb Turnbull: And you ain't? From where I sit, you're just two men bent on murdering people to make your own pain go away. Life like that, it sounds a hell of a lot like being damned.

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