Besides, it's a tiring job to write film reviews for bad films.
Okay,
let ’s talk about the enlightenment of this film: 1. Don’t kill the boss’s son.
2. Don't kill the boss personally, watch the boss die, don't believe the rumors that he is dead.
3. After being branded on your face, if you don't have the money to go to Korea for plastic surgery, then you will be cruel and take your own axe or kitchen knife and iron plate to heat yourself. This removes the branded handwriting. The branded handwriting was too shameful, after removing it, the severely burned face turned into a weapon to scare the children to death.
4. When you see the orange crystal ball, please protect it, don't throw it around or break it. It may be the Tujia nuclear bomb guidance device secretly manufactured by the United States at the end of the 19th century and the beginning of the 20th century.
5. When looking for a girlfriend, you must find a loyal female waitress in a special profession. The personal skills should include the skillful use of guns and ammunition and all kinds of controlled knives, a knife in the mouth, and the lock can be opened at any time. The most important thing is to be steady and ruthless when killing the enemy.
6. Regardless of the age of firearms or the age of nuclear bombs, the axe gang will definitely win.
7. Don't panic when you see crows when you are dying. They are not here to wait to eat your flesh. They are waiting to be possessed by you and give you the opportunity to be a living soul stone again and again.
8. It is very important to have a dog that knows the Indians. If it fails, the dog will find you an Indian wizard to help you resurrect you again and again. Believe in the Indians and live forever.
9. Good people cards, badges, etc. are all clouds, even if they are issued by the president, they are useless.
——After writing these, I really feel better.
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