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Mireille 2021-12-28 08:01:21

The confessor said to the priest, I will kill you at this time next week.
but why?
Because you are a good priest.
All right.

The priest has a week.
His dog is getting old.
His daughter failed to commit suicide. Everyone told her that the wrist should be cut vertically.
The old writer wanted to find a gun to kill himself; the guy who lacked sex was calculating to join the army; the rich and drunk man peeed at the painting, saying that he had no sense of everything.
The serial killer in the prison couldn't tell the whereabouts of the last corpse, he couldn't remember, but he wanted to go to heaven. God made him like this, and the serial killer said that God should understand him.
In a sudden car accident, the husband and wife were alive and the husband was sitting in the car.
The church was burned, and the priest had a fight with the tavernkeeper.
The doctor was joking. He kept joking about a child who had become deaf and blind as a result of an operation accident and woke up from anesthesia, feeling that the surrounding area was completely dark and could not hear any sound.
The dog is old, the dog is killed.
The priest was killed.

A guy with a lack of sex joined the army; a rich alcoholic man drank alcohol; a woman in a car accident took her husband's body back home; a doctor extinguished his cigarette with his internal organs; a serial killer didn’t know what was going on; the priest’s daughter came to see the murderer.

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  • Gwendolyn 2022-04-21 09:02:50

    I don't understand, but the Irish style is very Nordic.

  • Ambrose 2022-04-20 09:02:01

    8.3 The opposition between the people and the church reflects the spiritual confusion of people in modern society ← a piece of fucking cliche Brendan Gleeson did a good job ← other people have said that but since this year I really like Kelly more and more Reilly ← not a good one, but original

Calvary quotes

  • Father Leary: Jesus Christ! What happened to you?

    Father James Lavelle: Brendan Lynch.

    Father Leary: Brendan Lynch? He is a Buddhist!

    Father James Lavelle: So what if he is a fucking Buddhist? You think Buddhists don't beat people up? You think Buddhists don't fuck their kids like everyone else?

    Father Leary: You are obviously very upset.

    Father James Lavelle: Tibetians spit on blind people in the street! They are killing albinos in Africa! You are so fucking naive!

    Father Leary: Please do not curse at me, Father. I think it would be best to countinue this conversation in the morning, when you are sober.

    Father James Lavelle: Why you are a fucking priest at all? You should be a fucking accountant or a fucking insurance man!

  • Father James Lavelle: The limits of His mercy have not been set.