Can the house be brought back to life? He can make people laugh for less than ten years.
This deviant and cynical doctor will completely subvert your original medical concepts and codes of ethics:
1. The patients lied, and the doctor lied;
2. The most successful marriage is based on lies;
3. 30% of dads are raising other people's children;
4. Parents who do not lie are not good parents;
5. Good children are scared, not boasted;
6. Gamble on how long the patient at hand can live. It is a small gamble. After all, doctors are also human and need a lively working atmosphere;
7. There are ways to cure your illness, death or life. If you can't cure it, you will live. If it can't be cured, I will prepare a coffin;
8. Death row prisoners must also be treated, and they must not be fooled;
9. People cannot die with dignity;
10. Doctors can't ask for bribes, but if the gang insists on giving gifts, they have to accept them obediently;
11. The new medicine is good because it has the same composition as the old medicine. A rose is as fragrant as a new name, and a new medicine is as useful as a new name but can sell more expensively;
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He has a female subordinate, no matter how abused she thinks he is out of love. When she is rubbish, it is because he likes her and treats her well, but he is showing his heart.
He has a boss who likes to bargain:
——You have to keep begging me
——You have to refuse, forget it, do it again
There was a mysterious spark between the two.
He has an ex-girlfriend, and he insists that her current husband is jealous of herself, so no matter whether she is interested in him or not, she can't work with him.
He saved her husband, but he said: I'm not busy and don't want to help your husband live, but I'm glad to see you;
He sneaked into the psychological clinic in the dark and copied her case, which he said was not stealing;
He was lying in ambush at her house, and he won her heart by catching mice, which is very original;
In any case, the old lover and the new husband are both the favorite customers of psychologists and the favorite topics of friends;
Ways to test friendship between him and his best buddies: borrow money or deceive others
—— You lent me 40 yuan a year ago. Since then, I have continued to increase the amount to try how much you are willing to lend me.
—— Years ago I said that you don’t shave to look good. Since then, I’ve been fooling you to see how much you will be fooled.
House likes to steal Wilson's food the most. He has eaten Wilson's friendship. Even if people lock the door to hide from him, he can feel Wilson cares about him through the door.
If Wilson is dating a "venomous scorpion woman" with a personality similar to House, House will decide that Wilson is a curvy and wants to sleep with herself, so she must oppose them being together.
The number of ways House expresses feelings is really close, no one can see through, except Wilson. For example, seeing him fighting with an Antarctic sick female doctor, Foreman decided that "House bothered her, not treating her as a real doctor, and often humiliating her." Wilson said: "This is how House shows love." Foreman's eyes almost fell out: "God, he has been pursuing me like this for many years!"
He is happy to expose other people’s falsehoods, if nothing can be pierced, it is like a child being snatched a lollipop. When he encounters a patient who is confessed to everyone, House immediately begins to praise the great behavior of lying: "People lie. There is a reason, because it is useful, and lies make society function normally, which is a sign of human evolution."
He solved the intractable disease easily, but he was not interested in winning, because "Nobel invented explosives, I don't care about his bloody money." The outpatient clinic he tried to avoid is the highlight of the play, such as:
Symptoms: An orange man with a wedding ring said that there was no good place for stomach pains all over his body, and he did not mention that his face was wrong.
Treatment: Give a painkiller first. Then tell him that his wife has an affair, and quickly find a lawyer. (The wife didn’t notice such an obvious thing. Naturally, she was too wild)
Symptoms: A person who suspects that he is sick
Therapy: feed him with candy and pretend to be pills (by the way, prescribe illicit drugs for himself)
Symptoms: A deep hole was nailed in the knee and I drove 70 kilometers to see a doctor.
Diagnosis: Knowing that the other party has been blackmailing the hospital for a long period of time, there is no doctor willing to take care of him, so he has to be treated. When the other party extorted him, he declared that the other party had an infectious disease endangering public safety. Anyway, he couldn't find another doctor to confirm it.
Symptoms: A patient came to see the doctor with a (urine) sample color card a week ago.
Diagnosis: Point out that the other party is going to be fired, so he will check everything if he is sick or not.
Symptoms: enteritis, diarrhea, medication is useless
Treatment: two cigarettes a day
Symptom: Hiccups can't stop
Therapy: constantly slap yourself
The patient’s family did not agree to the operation.
Let the family members sign a statement that they will be responsible for the consequences of rejecting the operation.
Symptoms: kidney failure
Treatment: Bring a pig, draw the blood to the pig, filter it, and then lose it to the patient.
PS. In the fourth season, House had a group of ducklings on trial, and he used his excess energy to provoke coaxing. As an old friend said, House's interest in peace lies only in destruction. Haha, it's more interesting.
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