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A brief review of the short film "The Fury of Gong"
Melyna 2021-12-27 08:01:26
The unique and stunning brain-hole plot collided with the mainstream consciousness of precision and mass psychology and friction created a series of dazzling passionate fireworks. The ability to automatically headshot the sky by raising the middle finger, and the large-scale split after the abuse. The perfect posture and the open-and-hang crit of the retro arcade martial arts action are the most powerful body for electronic entertainment in the 80s and 90s. Between the world’s best kung fu and the police officer who almost resigned, you chose the right way. Between the Viking era and the Nazi World War II hundreds of millions of years ago, you chose Adolf Hitler, a superhero like a god. Between the seemingly mediocre but really mediocre auxiliary police, you choose the beasthead shooter. When the light of Chennai is too short, revisiting the memory is like being undefeated for a lifetime. I hope that there will be reincarnation in the way of heaven, and luck will follow forever.
Extended Reading
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Max 2022-03-25 09:01:13
God's Chosen Kung Fu Tiao Zi and the dinosaur knight hacker cyborg Odin's son and half-beast colleagues battle the super-space kung fu Hitler and his kung fu mecha, the popular horizontal version of the arcade action scenes, the nonsensical phone shooting hacking time, the 30-minute short film is not enough to watch, looking forward to the release Feature film!
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Robyn 2022-03-26 09:01:09
I've been brushing this today, and I'm here to catch up on the fun. The soundtrack is a big plus, and it's a brain-opening neuropathy film.
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Hacker Man: I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal and trace the caller. His name is Adolf Hitler.
Kung Fury: Hitler. He's the worst criminal of all time.
Hacker Man: Do you know him, sir?
Kung Fury: I guess you could say that. In the 1940s, Hitler was a kung-fu champion. He was so good at kung-fu, that he decided to change his name to 'Kung Führer'. But he didn't stop there. He knew the Kung Fury prophecy, and wanted to claim the throne, so he and his posse of Nazi soldiers conducted experiments for years. They were never able to figure how to master the art of Kung Fury. Then one day, he disappeared from the face of the Earth. And no one has seen him ever since, until now. I guess if he figured he can find the Chosen One and kill him, He will become Kung Fury himself. He must have traveled in time in order to get here, which is probably why he disappeared in the first place.
Hacker Man: So what are you gonna do?
Kung Fury: My job. I'm gonna go back in time to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler once and for all.
Hacker Man: So, uh, how are you gonna do that?
Kung Fury: I'm not sure. I need some sort of time machine.
[Hackerman thinks]
Hacker Man: Wait a minute. Using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download.
Kung Fury: What the hell does that mean?
Hacker Man: It means that with the right computer algorithms, I can hack you back in time. Just like a time machine.
Kung Fury: Well then. It's hacking time.
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[Kung Fury exits the time portal into a valley. A velociraptor suddenly appears and destroys his time hacking device with lasers from its eyes]
Kung Fury: [narration] Fuck! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.
[Kung Fury and the raptor have an intense stare down until the raptor is suddenly gunned down. He turns around and sees the Viking Babe Barbarianna riding a giant wolf. She points her Gatling gun at him]
Kung Fury: Who are you?
Barbarianna: My name... is Barbarianna.
Kung Fury: What year is this?
Barbarianna: It's the Viking Age.
Kung Fury: [narration] That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! I went too far back in time.
Barbarianna: You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with laser raptors. I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can get you there.
Kung Fury: Who's Katana?
Katana: I'm Katana.
[Kung Fury turns around and sees Katana wielding an Uzi]
Katana: I can give you a ride to Asgard.
Kung Fury: A ride on what?
[Next scene shows Kung Fury and Katana riding a tyrannosaurus]