People born after 1995 should not watch this movie.

Tyrese 2021-12-27 08:01:26

This film is not for you at all.

Even if you find this movie interesting, you will not understand that in an era when there is no mobile phone, no color mobile phone, and no WIFI mobile phone, running home immediately after school, sitting in a wooden chair in front of a small color TV, watching animation and playing games... What are the years like.

You can download animation anywhere today, and you can always insult the subtitle group of the animation free of charge. When we were young, we had no choice when watching the animation. We had to watch it at a fixed time and a fixed channel. If you miss a few minutes, you won’t have the chance to see it again. A few minutes... But this is the joy of our time.

If you don't understand this, you don't understand why we love this short film and are moved by it.

Is there a brain hole in this film? This piece has no brains at all! It's just a remake of the popular elements of the 1980s and 1990s (especially game elements). They are "outdated" and "old-fashioned" long ago, and they are not new at all. When we were in contact with these things, the broken word "brain hole" was still not born like you!

Seeing the Nazis running around indiscriminately without disturbing the protagonist fighting, you feel stupid, but we miss it, because we know that this is "Swallowing the World", this is "Hunting Whirlwind", and this is produced by CAPCOM twenty years ago. Every 2D action clearing game, this is the scene we saw when we took a copper plate and threw it into a huge arcade machine!

You don’t understand us, and we don’t understand your father’s model dramas, and you don’t understand your non-mainstream hypocrisy!

The world view is not on the same parallel line, it is best not to stay together. Today, you said that our hobbies are boring, and the next generation will also say that your non-mainstream IQ is low in a few years!

If you were born after 1995, just ignore this piece. You don't need to be caught by our backwardness, and we don't need to be caught by your hypocrisy!

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  • Hannah 2022-04-22 07:01:40

    CULT+ video games, so boring... But if you are a fan of the 80s, you can check it out. Crowdfunding a small cost of $60W.

  • Greta 2021-12-27 08:01:26

    Thunder and god and thunder god, full of mind and knees!

Kung Fury quotes

  • [Kung Fury defeats the arcade machine robot before pointing his gun at it]

    Kung Fury: Game over.

  • Kung Fury: [narration] I'm a cop, and damn good at my job. It all began years ago, in the line of duty. Me and my partner were chasing down a mysterious kung-fu master.

    [Flashback shows Kung Fury and Dragon cornering the red ninja in a back alley]

    Kung Fury: You're under arrest, punk!

    Dragon: Show us your hands.

    [Kung Fury handcuffs the ninja]

    Kung Fury: Good work, Dragon.

    Dragon: He could've killed both of us with that crazy stunt. But goddammit, you the best partner I've ever had.

    Kung Fury: Thanks. I learned from the best.

    [Kung Fury and Dragon high-five each other]

    Kung Fury: You're like a father to me.

    [Dragon is suddenly sliced in half by the ninja]

    Kung Fury: [narration] With one fatal blow, he hit my partner. I could tell he was dead straight off.

    [an angry Kung Fury points his gun at the ninja]

    Kung Fury: [narration] Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. I blacked out, and saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks mastering the art of kung-fu. There was an ancient prophecy about a new form of kung-fu so powerful, only one man can master it: The Chosen One. When I woke up, I saw the kung-fu master running towards me. I could feel my body mutate, into some sort of kung-fu freak of nature.

    [Red ninja charges at Kung Fury with his sword. Kung Fury suddenly kicks him to the wall]

    Red Ninja: You! You are the Chosen One!

    [Kung Fury grabs the ninja]

    Kung Fury: Knock knock.

    Red Ninja: Who's there?

    [Kung Fury hesitates to find a punch line]

    Kung Fury: Knock... kles.

    [Kung Fury punches the ninja and kicks him upwards before jumping up and kicking him down to a gasoline truck. He then grabs a strip of the ninja's outfit and wears it as a bandanna]

    Kung Fury: [narration] As a memento, I put on a strip of cloth from the dead kung-fu master. I decided I would use my new super kung-fu powers to fight crime. So I became the best cop in the world. I became Kung Fury.