People born after 1995 should not watch this movie.

Tyrese 2021-12-27 08:01:26

This film is not for you at all.

Even if you find this movie interesting, you will not understand that in an era when there is no mobile phone, no color mobile phone, and no WIFI mobile phone, running home immediately after school, sitting in a wooden chair in front of a small color TV, watching animation and playing games... What are the years like.

You can download animation anywhere today, and you can always insult the subtitle group of the animation free of charge. When we were young, we had no choice when watching the animation. We had to watch it at a fixed time and a fixed channel. If you miss a few minutes, you won’t have the chance to see it again. A few minutes... But this is the joy of our time.

If you don't understand this, you don't understand why we love this short film and are moved by it.

Is there a brain hole in this film? This piece has no brains at all! It's just a remake of the popular elements of the 1980s and 1990s (especially game elements). They are "outdated" and "old-fashioned" long ago, and they are not new at all. When we were in contact with these things, the broken word "brain hole" was still not born like you!

Seeing the Nazis running around indiscriminately without disturbing the protagonist fighting, you feel stupid, but we miss it, because we know that this is "Swallowing the World", this is "Hunting Whirlwind", and this is produced by CAPCOM twenty years ago. Every 2D action clearing game, this is the scene we saw when we took a copper plate and threw it into a huge arcade machine!

You don’t understand us, and we don’t understand your father’s model dramas, and you don’t understand your non-mainstream hypocrisy!

The world view is not on the same parallel line, it is best not to stay together. Today, you said that our hobbies are boring, and the next generation will also say that your non-mainstream IQ is low in a few years!

If you were born after 1995, just ignore this piece. You don't need to be caught by our backwardness, and we don't need to be caught by your hypocrisy!

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Kung Fury quotes

  • [In an animated dream sequence, Kung Fury finds himself in an exotic kingdom. He is then approached by a giant cobra on a hovering machine]

    Kung Fury: Who the hell are you?

    Cobra: My name is Cobra. I have been expecting you, Kung Fury. I'm your spirit animal.

    Kung Fury: What the hell is this place?

    Cobra: This is Heaven. I'm afraid you're dead.

    Kung Fury: What? But it looks so real.

    Cobra: Yeah... No, it's totally real.

    Kung Fury: [Pulls out his badge] Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer. I need you to send me back to Earth. Pronto.

    Cobra: I'm sorry. I can't help you with that. You see, you're dead.

    Kung Fury: You're under arrest!

    Cobra: What?

    Kung Fury: For obstruction of justice! You're breaking the law!

    [Kung Fury powers up and charges toward Cobra to give him a flying kick]

  • Kung Fury: Open the doors, Hoff.

    Hoff 9000: I'm sorry, Fury. I can't let you do that.

    Kung Fury: Open the doors, Hoff!

    Hoff 9000: I'm sorry. I can't let you open the doors, Kung Fury.

    Kung Fury: Goddammit, open the doors!

    Hoff 9000: I'm sorry. I can't...

    Kung Fury: Open the doors!

    Hoff 9000: Did anyone tell you... not to hassle the Hoff 9000?

    Kung Fury: Oh, Hoff 9000. Son of a bitch.