Never knew this is also called an adventure? !

Gretchen 2021-12-25 08:01:16

Regarding movies, one-sentence reviews are the patents of newspapers and magazines. For me, it is not my Stlye at all. That is to say, I lack the ability to summarize and summarize, because I can only come up with: OK, pretty good, etc. Popular vocabulary. It seems that not only the lack of English vocabulary, but also the lack of Chinese vocabulary.

"The Adventures of Wushan" is a film that I only watched last night, and I remember it as a "blockbuster" released in March. Why add quotation marks? Because this film dared to bluff and deceive under the banner of a blockbuster, the trailer was completely deceptive. The main film started to make me speechless after 10 minutes. Regarding Dashi Johnson, I want to complain: dignifiedly a person who has changed from a wrestler to an actor should at least follow Arnold’s route. I don’t ask that every movie is an action movie, but not every one of you is a comedy movie. Are you going to die? ! I don’t know if Disney’s movies are currently out at the box office? It's a nondescript movie that I watched by a kid, but it is supplemented by a well-known adult actor. This is not over yet. Next year, Johnson will have a comedy (named "Tooth Fairy"). Brother, can you do it?

Saying that you are not handsome as Arnold, plus your previous industry, you can act your tough guy honestly. The whole taxi driver with a background in the underworld reminds me of Transporter and Taxi, which are secret government agencies. The move to deal with aliens reminded me of Transformer2. Okay, the comparison is over, let's take a look at the garbage method.

At the beginning, aliens came to the earth, their appearance was no different from human beings, okay, accept.

The plot comes to Johnson to pick up two alien children on the road, meets a secret government organization, a small fight...overturns several big bull cars organized, many of which are small taxis that have exerted their immense energy to crash the big car. Wait for the classic plot, OK, and then the female appearance reverses and falls in front of them. Johnson takes a metal object and threatens the secret organization... The secret organization is scared, brother, do you guys who go out without guns? ! Speechless

Come to the broken house, enter the refrigerator, yes, the refrigerator, the screenwriter’s imagination is very good. Encounter the chaser, start the fight! It's weird, both are aliens, so why is he so powerful in armor? Why doesn't he have any special abilities? Imagine that he can come to the earth from a place far away from N with a UFO, but there is no sight on the weapon...the shooting is wasting bullets. The protagonists are very easy to escape and ascend to heaven, and the mount is still rented out by the cow X (I want to know what brand it is? It can be carried so).

The alien was chasing by UFO. The strange thing was that the speed was so slow that even a taxi that was already broken and incomplete could not catch up. God knows how long it took him to arrive on Earth with this UFO with a speed of less than 100. …

Similarly, the weapons on the UFO are also very advanced. The problem is that there is no sight, so the big car is not hitting.

After sweating again, it collided with the train. It turned out that the earth’s train is better than the alien UFO. Hard, the train driver is not dead, but the alien armor is cracked... Continue to sweat

to find someone to repair the car, um, that man plays Hugo's father in Lost... The

restaurant was eaten, and a secret organization followed it and used hundreds of police. ! But only the front door was surrounded, and the back door was no one cares... the hero and the group escaped and ascended to heaven... It is worth mentioning that Local Police calmly faced the government officials when they came in with guns to sweep up, and they held the gun at the boss while calling Confirmed, great! If you change to China, you might have started nodding and bowing early...

fleeing, you have to drive the broken taxi, but also, who can make the speed of that car not be able to catch up with the UFO?

By the way, the so-called jokes interspersed in it are not ridiculous at all...

It turns out that the alien is a killer sent, well-trained, but to be honest, if he takes off his armor, his combat power is estimated to be less than 5. (Know that when Raditz came to the earth for the first time in Dragon Ball, the earthling with a gun had a combat power of 5.) Although he didn't say a word, his strength was completely incompatible. As an alien, he would dare to be a killer in the universe without any ability? ! To be honest, he is not as good as the two alien kids...It can be imagined that the things of spending money to buy officialdom still apply to aliens. This brother must be a trust relationship or he has spent money to buy the title of this universe assassin...

Still, the protagonist easily escaped from the building. You must know that only idiots will fall down twice from the same place, but they once again let everyone come in and search, but no one left a few exits...

At the headquarters, the little aliens were locked up for anatomy. The hero and heroine decided to go to rescue. The two leisurely entered the legendary secret base. They didn’t understand how they carried out defensive measures...

and then they paid for it. The cosmic assassin who reached the official rank was very arrogant. Seeing the government does not top, the actor had to personally, Deep Impact will be a killer hit up the universe, and Rush on the UFO, the result of the poor because he is not an alien super powers should have been ruthless denied ...

outside The stars have successfully left the earth...the hero and the heroine finally got married, and the two began to make a speech tour together. Their lives have been colorful since then...

There is no comment, there is only so much nonsense, a movie that makes people crazy...

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Race to Witch Mountain quotes

  • Sara: He require some sort of proof. He thinks we're insulting his intelligence.

    Jack Bruno: YOU THINK? You just can't just drop the "we're aliens" bomb, just like that on somebody. Now, I know I've seen some pretty weird things today, but you can't expect me to believe that...

    Sara: [using telekinesis to levitate the objects in the car] I have the ability to move objects with my mind.

    Jack Bruno: That's impossible...

    Sara: No, it's quite possible. On our planet as well as yours. You don't do it, because you haven't learnt to use your full brain capacity.

    Jack Bruno: No... I don't do it because it's kind of creepy and I would like you to stop.

    [objects dropping]

  • Jack Bruno: [to Sara] Just remember that me and Alex, we're only a... a wormhole away.