Amir Khan's solo show

Gerard 2021-12-24 08:02:02

After watching "Once Upon a Time in India", I realized that although Amir Khan was only 168, he was really a cute uncle, so I decided to watch this 3-hour Bollywood hodgepodge movie.

Only after I saw it, I knew it was worth it. This film is tailor-made for Uncle Khan, showing the various cute personal shows of Uncle Khan in an all-round way.

At the beginning, Amir-Khan, the 40-year-old uncle, had a fight with men. If he had a gun, he had to use the tap to stab people to death. He told us that the uncle was a tough guy like Renault for

16 minutes and he was in front of a mirror. When REMOVE T-SHIRT appeared, I thought I would learn from "Prison Break" and come to a huge exhibition of tattoos that shocked the world. Only a few crooked characters and inexplicable patterns came out, which was really incomparable with Mike Scott. Contacting the poster of this movie, I understand, uncle is here to show us his body like Arnold Schwarzenegger. When he pretended to study tattoos there, he touched his muscles left and right and touched his upper and lower hands, I realized the uncle's inextricable appreciation for himself.

Later, the uncle spared no effort to use many fitness shots to show us how his Schwarzenegger-like body is trained.

Of course, when the uncle showed himself, he did not forget to give a chance to let the other uncle who played the detective (this uncle is also very cute) show off, and the bus that was running after the bus (note that it is not just starting) actually caught up. !

Another magical thing about this cute detective is that he can sneak into the house quietly. Hey, are all the security guards of the houses dead? Even if he is a policeman, wouldn't you ask if there is a search warrant? Would you at least not inform the residents that the police are coming to you for tea?

Well, these are all secondary, the main thing is that this cute detective stuns Uncle Khan and binds it up! Then, then, began to tear Uncle Khan's clothes! ! ! My nosebleed, smashing...


Then detective Meng opened a diary while looking through Uncle Khan's personal belongings. The cover was a cute photo of Uncle Khan's suit and leather shoes, smiling shyly. The camera's eyes representing Detective Moe stayed on this shy photo for a long time. I judge Detective Moe was stunned by this charming 200V smile at this moment.

But I said, Uncle Detective, you don’t call other policemen for reinforcements, and you didn’t read the diary here alone, you, you, you...what professional qualities are you...the

cute detective has come back and looked back. Looking at the uncle Khan who was tied up next to him, his inner OS: I didn't expect that such a rough man would have such a shy side...

So the movie began to recall the innocent age of Uncle Khan and the little prince. (Korean drama mode + MV mode on)

Private jet, BMW 7 series (here I think it is a car placement advertisement), countless entourages in black suits, and beauties with flowers. In addition, why do people wear long-sleeved suits and Uncle Khan wears short-sleeved shirts? You want to say that you are not trying to show off your biceps, I really don't believe it!

Indian films can’t live without singing and dancing, and the heroine is a long song and dance when she comes up. This woman is very beautiful, silly and naive. Indeed, only such a perfect Indian Cinderella, who is silly, innocent, beautiful and good at singing and dancing, can match our capable and muscular innocent little prince!

Skip the content of Korean drama.

It’s worth mentioning that Uncle Khan’s songs and dances are just to show that Uncle Khan can not only fight and pretend to be cool, but also sing and dance. By the way, he tells us that Uncle Khan is not only beautiful in an old man’s singlet, beautiful in a suit, but also in hippies and yuppies. Indian national costumes are beautiful even if they wear a silk scarf to make them look like Ji. He also told us that Uncle Khan’s bald hair, waxy bangs, and Mosi dry head are also beautiful. (This is a big show of Uncle Khan’s costume COSPLAY, of course, you can’t do without biceps beauty at any time) In

addition, the memory section is interrupted and returned to the place of the two cute uncles. Counterattack, a fight that makes people nosebleed. It seems that the director always does not forget to balance romance and fighting, that is, women's play and man's play, or BG play and BL play (oh oh oh, what am I talking about)

just as I am looking forward to the upgrade of the two cute uncles' rival dramas, Uncle detective accidentally killed a car! Director I hate you! ! !

That female number two is also a SB. You are a medical student who doesn't have a good internship and you are so curious that you run to someone's house. You have nothing to steal from the diary. If you have nothing to do, go to the black boss to inform you! Also, Uncle Khan must remember in the future, don't take the elevator when you go to kill!

However, there is one thing Uncle Khan is too correct, and that is to keep a diary, especially the front of the diary, but also to paste his shy and cute photos, no, the female number two, the person who just reported him, was electrocuted again. NS.

So the second female and two gossip roommates opened the romance section of Jinjiang Literature City. The movie continued to cut into the memory chapter, and the Korean drama mode + MV mode turned on AGAIN.

Although I have said it before, I still have to say it again, Uncle Khan, that silk scarf is too basic! ! !

I skipped the

final revenge of the Korean drama again . I think what Uncle Khan wants to show is that sitting in a BMW is handsome, and sitting in the back of the Emma electric car of the female number two is as handsome! I said, Mrs. President, are all your MANAGER dead? Let's let you go outside and don't care about it! Wouldn't you send someone with a strong company to the hospital to be optimistic about you not to let you run around? (I seriously doubt that the people on the board of directors are eager for this amnesia neuropathy to burp quickly, they can divide the inheritance and take the power. I think too much, if it is written and opened, it will be an unforgettable one)

Ride an Emma electric bike After that, Uncle Khan immediately filled the protagonist's halo cover with blood and turned on the plug-in mode. That really called one person to block the killing Buddha, one to die, and two to die. Hey, doesn't one of the gangsters have guns? Weapons are all made locally, like water pipes, wooden sticks, or bricks, not even a watermelon knife. At this level, what kind of people do you sell and what organs? There is also the female number two. Just because you read a medical record, you ran away to be a famous detective Conan, and because you read a diary, you decided to go through the fire and accompany them to revenge, kill and trample the law! There are such people in the world!

Oh whatever, WHO CARES, just watch Uncle Khan hit someone with his majestic biceps and wipe his nosebleeds.

Although the process was tortuous, the tragedy man Hirata of course killed the Roshan Demon and succeeded in taking revenge! No, it was Sanjay, the innocent tough guy played by Uncle Khan, who killed the black boss Ghajini. Note that the name of the black boss is also the name of this movie. What's the logic of the Indians, so should DOTA be renamed "Roshan Devil" in the future?

The film ended in a Korean drama + MV mode. I just wiped off my nosebleed with a paper towel and had to draw a paper towel to wipe my tears. Hey, no, no, no, the cultivation level is too low, and it’s all because I usually watch too little Korean dramas, and I will watch more Korean dramas in the future to improve my tears.


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  • Jabari 2022-03-27 09:01:12

    Very Bollywood...very full of "reference"...Amelie also...

  • Velda 2022-03-28 09:01:06

    It may be better to go the love route with one's head smothered, not enough hostility, and not strong in revenge.