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A warm and vulgar film
Maynard 2021-10-18 09:29:03
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Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women.
Andy Stitzer: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say? I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I *am* the Seventh Degree Imperial Yo-Yo Master. "Ooh, do me, Yo-Yo Master, I want you to do me cause you're the yo-yo guy!"
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Trish: [phone rings] Hello?
Andy Stitzer: Hey, how you doing?
Trish: Um... how you doing?
Andy Stitzer: I'm well.
Trish: Who is this?
Andy Stitzer: This is... James.
[hits himself with the phone]
Trish: James? Do I know you, James?
Andy Stitzer: [stammering] I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent.
Trish: Are you a telemarketer, James?
Andy Stitzer: Yep.
Trish: Are you at the top of a tall building? Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off! I mean, you people are sick. Get a real fucking job, why don't you? Go shoot yourself in the fucking head! Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it? Why don't you do that, huh?
Andy Stitzer: Okay.
Trish: All right, I'll see you later, James.
Andy Stitzer: Nice to talk to you.
Trish: Fuck your mother, okay? Bye-bye.
[hangs up]