Sling skirt, short-sleeved shirt, denim shorts, lace underwear. . . . . . Summer is here, and the beauty in front of me instantly increases. As long as you don't get too close to any goal, then the beauty of the whole world is yours.
Bad breath, swear words, infidelity, and vomiting. . . . . . When the sexual impulse comes, everything is as light as a floating cloud. We are about to graduate, so go to the home economics teacher! The result of the football match, love someone! All we need is a carnival, a party to bid farewell to the virgin, and a depravity after being drunk. Goodbye to pornographic pistol cybercriminals, the Lord has grown up.
Some people are severely late, such as a 40-year-old virgin. Of course, I have not yet reached that spectacular situation. I was only five years behind. So now my high school is about to end. Like all the innocent boys who fall in love with mature women, I am also full of bad impulses, and I am at a loss for what to do in front of them. right. We have no experience, and so far we have only relied on ideas to write functional novels. We can tell ourselves and the world that this is very good and noble (well, maybe not very noble), it is harmless and cute. But if there is a chance, we will not waste even a millisecond. Trust me, we can do it.
This is a threesome, each of which is our own. In other words, in those lush years, no matter how many parts we split, everyone will dream of 3P. OK, let's be serious first. These three are like this:
A: thin and tall, very quiet and polite, and the voice is too thin as if it has not changed completely; very, very calm, gentleman style
B: fat, impulsive, constant swearing, mediocrity, a muscle , Timid, like to shirk responsibility
C: Children who wear glasses, like adults, smart (and inevitably self-righteous), good luck,
they will not admit the similarities and differences with the other two. In fact, they are the whole of JB. Without them, the males in the world would have lost the meaning of survival. Just like those classic penis pictures. Little girls will scream in surprise when they meet, and then they will take the same mouth when they grow up. Time has changed the view of right and wrong of human beings, maybe not only that, but I haven't wanted to discover anything else for the time being.
Any one I always love every hot girl. The girls are also very clear. Therefore, pornographic magazines are popular, condom advertisements are grandiose, and sex experts emerge in endlessly. In the past years, AV male stars have not yet been popularized. The girls can only exert their charm infinitely to win the impulse of JBs. The initiative has always been with them. It's like when you suddenly find that your thighs have become people's cushions without knowing the details. What's more sad is that you were still wearing underwear and cowboys. Some people suffer from impotence for a long time, while others choose not to return.
She has beautiful black hair and loves me. Although I am not sure which aspect of me she likes. However, we have a good chance. The opportunity is here, but I didn't do it. On the surface I am maintaining a decent respect for women; in fact, I think she is dirty, vomit, and her mouth full of dirt is something I can never stand for singing.
She is sexually perceptive and unique, and we can talk about it very well. Of course, I would never expect my skin to be able to attract the slightest. but. . . What if she is drunk? It's just a small mistake that everyone can make at the right time. I will sacrifice everything for this opportunity. Oh, believe me, just for the coveted sex. Even if she loses for the first time, who can say that the girl didn't really fall in love with me? Can you be sure?
I like her lace panties. Oh! Her figure is really fascinating. If the Coen brothers want to start making pornographic films, she must be the best actress. Believe me, even so I am more keen on inexplicable adventures. Because, the ghost knows when she will take the initiative to come? After all, I've been too damn lucky all the time! (In fact, only I actually inserted it first)
You see. The story of JJ and Dandan has always been so colorful. You don’t even need the dead to commit a criminal case to clarify everything inside and outside the bar. In a few years, some of us will become police officers, but that’s okay: we will go to have fun if we are honest and unexpected; we will become social idlers: we will inevitably give our bad-tempered brothers a stink to our own bad-tempered brothers if we do nothing and enjoy ourselves; We may even do odd jobs in any small place: seize any opportunity that may be impossible, and we are the prince and even his father in the party!
We won’t be bothered for 20 dates. We won’t waste our feelings for body hair. Even if the wife ran away, we can still marry another one. We can buy boring toys and finally sell for half a million. We can collect a whole box of top products. The film can even catch hot girls who are as perverted as themselves. Of course, we don't want to be friends with the female boss-she is a bit older.
When we grow up, we don't talk about Bad anymore. We are well-dressed going in and out, we have peaceful dreams in the same bed, we pretend to be extremely innocent and sometimes even think that it is true.
Therefore, we occasionally recall the initial encounter—
"Hey! I really envy you that you could suck on such a perfect pair of pink nipples when you were a kid"
"Thank you, didn't you have a daddy dick at the time?"
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