I can only say that this film satisfies my desire to indulge and laugh in black humor, physically and mentally exhausted~~~~
Don’t talk about the originator of the stone Mai sister’s husband and the maiden as a small-cost team. It seems that Guy Ritchie can’t shoot two big smokers 4 drops without marrying Madonna~~~~
It’s enough, even though he is unprofessional and unreliable, he will not analyze the shooting methods and interpret film elements. I don’t know what plot is set and the light is saturated. ~Still want to talk about this movie~~~~
Many people compare it with Train Guessing, Falling Water Dog, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, I think it’s really boring~ It’s like taking Xiao Long Bao and Jian Bao and it’s not so beautiful. It's a series, but the colors are different~~~~ Then you say that some people like to eat steamed buns and some like to eat Hanamaki. I also said Hanamaki just made a hair~~~~~ It’s boring, just look at the essence, okay? ~~~ Just
talk about something fun~~
1/4 of the gangsters~ that is, Tom, Soap, ED, Bacon, they are a little bit decadent, but they are quite satisfactory. It's something that fishermen profited~~ I want to say that when ED played cards with Harry and after the fiasco, the British rock that made him stupefied is very good called Wanna Be Your Dog~~~
Then it was worn by 4 people during the robbery. The clothes are exactly the same as the clothes of the neighbor next door when they were robbed~ The bunch of guys in the soap belt are very exaggerated and the classic unbeaten line-Guns for show Knives for a pro. When this was finished, the other 3 people said no by appointment, no Do you know if the robbery is scary this time or your past is more scary? ? ?
They were small people but did the biggest thing. First they tried their best to bet with Harry, and then they robbed the neighbor’s $ and drugs recklessly, even the two antique guns in it almost succeeded~~~
Brother Four of them were cutest when ED Dad’s 98 was drunk and riotous~~~~
2/Snow White and 3 little scientists~~ When they appeared, they were a bit old British song Police & Thieves. At that time, who Charls was walking slowly in the cannabis bushes, a little smoky, a little dizzy, and suddenly wearing a white round-neck pullover, let alone really a bit of an artist's temperament~~~
Later the tall man was holding a bag of fertilizer and was lethargic. "Snow White" was also very funny when he came home because the wife is too short, even his shoulders are not enough, but at best, they are above the waist and under the armpits, but it is the only female character with a machine gun full. When the house was
cleaned , it was called a surprise~~~~ 3/The porno king Harry007 and the beater Barry~~ They said that he took a 15-inch dildo and beat the poor Smith who owed money to death~~~Very It’s hard to believe that this cruel old man actually has a heart attack (it seems that Parkinson’s disease is the most frequent in the underworld), and finally when everything succeeds, he was merged by two stupid thieves, and then ED said something that looked like a slogan. If it is, the main idea is-we don’t have to pay back the money because Harry no longer exists. Paying back the money doesn’t exist. If you don’t owe debts, there will be no trouble. We don’t have to care about neighbor disputes because the neighbor doesn’t exist. We did something wrong but Now this error no longer exists, so now we are safe to get away~~~The
beater said Fuck when the tone was funny, by the way, he was nicknamed the baptist because he was used to drowning people~~
4/ED neighbors~~ I thought The whole black-eating incident was caused by a wall with extremely sound insulation effect, especially when 4 people were locked in the iron gate and confronted the little scientist, it was super funny. The boss Dog said that you idiots don’t want to close the door soon and want the world to see it. Are we robbing? There is a long-haired man in them, Plank, who has a strange voice. When he went to the little chemist’s drug den for the first time, he sat down on SW and the gentleman stood up and said-I’m sorry I didn’t see you here. Hope you are happy. ~~~
5/The big fat Greek Nick~~~ When drinking orange juice. . . Hehe
6/Two little Scottish stupid thieves~~ They belong to the death-seeking series. In order not to mess up the new hairstyle, the fat man deliberately put the stockings on his nose. Unexpectedly, the hair was blown off at the end. During the robbery, the two people had a fight in the car, but the feeling of brotherhood at the end was quite deep because they were miraculously and miraculously getting rid of the two Harry. They felt that the internal music was so heroic and righteous~~~
7/Black The boss, Lorry, was very hidden. The 98 who only provides tropical rainforest drinks was leaning against the wall to watch the game. When asked to lower his voice, he answered NO and the other three booed him. Later, there was a fireman. Random shots~~~
He speaks politely and has a professional smile. He has 4 major hobbies including football, music, money, and killing the people who prevent him from getting the first 3 hobbies~~~ He died of a short gun because It’s easy to kill him with a sissy spear~~~
8/The size of a debt-collection father and son who took his son into the rivers and lakes~~ A guy who collects debts by his duty, the actor is a football bastard who was once brilliant in football and has serious violent tendencies. I suspect that he is a true character, but he is full of swear words but asks his son to be polite and not swear. The black leather jacket is very cool. When he is threatened by Dog, he still speaks calmly-it takes 5 minutes to walk and 30 seconds to drive, and then the door smashes into Dog. A few shots were so violent, I felt that his face was distorted~~In the end, the boss died, only he got a large sum of money and drove the roadster with his son. ~~
There are really too many funny sections in it, but it's a pity that I'm too bad in London English. Otherwise, how to say it will help understand the authentic British yellow jokes~~~ further study!
By the way, there are actually several versions of posters!
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