Good luck, Cage eats chicken

Izabella 2022-03-29 09:01:06

The first half of the film is about the murder of Cage's wife. His wife looks a bit like a male rock singer in China, especially with fluttering hair. His wife, let's just call it the female version of Z, suffers from hyperthyroidism (proptosis). The story goes like this: Z was walking on the road one day and was seen by a rock band passing by. For some reason, the lead singer of the band saw Z's musical talent at a glance, and wanted to bring her into the band to bring new vitality to the band. The band members went home and discussed it. In the evening, they invited a few welders to pick up Z and invited her to join the team. These welders graduated from an electronic university in Hangzhou, and I heard that they were former alumni of Z. The alumni are also very dedicated. When picking her up, they brought electric welding equipment with them. One of them even had electric electrodes inserted all over her body. Sure enough, when picking her up, he took the time to do his old job. Accompanied by the sound of sizzling and the flickering picture, he started welding, making people almost blind (there will be a few more in the future). Welding pictures, this movie recommends wearing a welding mask to watch). After taking Z to the band's base camp, a kind prospective colleague gave her some eye drops and an injection in her neck, which cured Z's hyperthyroidism. If you want to make music well, you can't have hyperthyroidism. . Next, the lead singer of the band asked Z to listen to one of their demos. After listening, the lead singer was caught off guard and learned to play a hooligan with Crayon Shin-chan. , she simply refused to join the band. The lead singer became angry and ordered someone to kill Z.

The second half is almost a chicken-eating game: after Cage died of his wife, he came home and watched a goblin food advertisement, and he was also hungry. Puzzled, I decided to eat chicken tonight.

He first found a crossbow gun, squatted in the grass and used the crossbow gun to shoot over a motorcycle rider and won the title of the protagonist, and then Cage got on the vehicle and killed him with a vehicle to obtain the title of road killer. Then I made a level 3 melee axe myself, killed two people and picked up their bulletproof vests. I will not talk about the various methods in the follow-up, and finally 7 kills and eats chickens!

Okay, that's all joking, this Cage movie feels to me like a homage to the cult films of yesteryear, but it would be nice if the action and plot were a little bit more clichéd.

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  • Damaris 2022-04-22 07:01:41

    It feels like giving one point is too much, it's too bad to watch, it's like a B-movie in the 1970s and 1980s

  • Jovanny 2022-01-05 08:01:54

    Fuck, this is using a cult method to make a cult movie. The power is so crazy! The flood of red pigment and blood plasma, a few serious hatreds, Cage frightens skr people~~~~~~~~

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