Director Wen Ziren 's "Conjuring" universe 2018 expansion new work "Nun" is finally here.
The much-anticipated "Nun" is the third derivative of "The Conjuring Universe" after "Annabelle 2" .
The win-win of word-of-mouth and box office of the "The Conjuring" series made Wen Ziren become the "golden signboard" of Hollywood horror films.
And this "Nun", Jiebao's evaluation after watching it is: What the hell!
I have to say that the marketing team of "The Nun" is also great. When it premiered in the UK in September, it was arranged in a cemetery in west London, and there were also nuns who were dressed in exactly the same way as in the film.
Watching horror movies in the cemetery, I understand now, you scare ghosts!
Coupled with the news that netizens were scared of heart disease, and "The Nun" was complained about being removed from the shelves, who could not look forward to the shock index of "The Nun"?
The result is "big thunder and little rain" , and the whole plot is buggy. I blame myself for being cheap, the bigger the hope, the bigger the disappointment...
At the beginning of the plot, the whole family can see the "ghost". You said that you can't die, you have to draw such an ugly "nun" (children, would you like to draw some innocent and cute pictures?) In the end, your mother told you that what you drew was real. In the end, the whole family died. Are you happy?
Then, came 1952. Introduce the origin of the great demon king in "The Nun" - one of the 72 demon gods, Varak. (Why is such a powerful Demon King looking like a rookie!)
In the monastery of Santa Cata, a young nun committed suicide. As a Christian, suicide is not allowed. What's more, the nun of God's wife, this violates the rules of "Heavenly Court".
So the general church in the Vatican sent a "battle-hardened" priest Burke, together with a "temporary" nun with a psychic physique, Irene, to investigate.
They came to the house of Terio the "Frenchman" where the body was found. Under the temptation of Irene's "beauty", Terion agreed to take them to the monastery, so the three teamed up to fight monsters.
First , Erin, why you are a "temporary nun", I hope you have some idea . Second , if we have something to do, can we call the police first? Co-authoring your own death, who can stop it!
First the blood that can't be dried, then the corpse that has been moved. The three felt very strange, but they didn't even think about going back.
Look at this castle, does it look like a place where normal people can stay? Ah? ! ! !
The three then went deep into a cobwebbed place. Sitting there was a nun "grandma" who was so black that she couldn't see her face. The three of them were not afraid at all, and you chatted with each other.
We have a little secret, the priest said mysteriously. Let Terion go back first, and come back to pick them up two days later. On the way back, Terion was attacked by a ghost. In the place full of crosses, I grabbed one at random and left safely.
The crosses that were inserted all over the ground couldn't hold back this "ghost", so would it be useful to just hug one? (You said you kid, you clearly know there are ghosts, and you don't go back and report a letter and let them enjoy their solitude?)
The "temporary" nun Irene has a psychic constitution, that is, she can see what is about to happen (for details, please refer to the male protagonist of "Ghost Guest"). How can you not see your own destiny in the end! ! ! I was surprised.
Then, the priest began to play the script that Irene saw. The priest's biggest inner demon was a little boy who was killed by his inaction a long time ago.
The little boy could spit out a "snake" from his mouth (is that a "snake" kiss?) Then, the priest was frightened and fell into a coffin. Started screaming desperately, the whole process was endless, it was a habitual routine for scaring people . past... next one.
Irene relied on her "imagination" to find the place where the priest was buried. You said it was a coincidence that there was a shovel next to it, and it was successfully rescued.
There is no foreshadowing, and began to focus on haunting. At the critical moment, you said it was a coincidence that Terio came back and shot the ghost in the head. The priest is the "pig teammate" in the film, and he has no ability at all. He has to rely on the nuns to save him and the farmers to save him.
At this time, all three were frightened, and it was time to run away. But I can't tell the story after running away, so what should I do? Force the value!
We came with a mission, we are the embodiment of justice, we want to save all mankind... (You are a temporary nun, really don't put so much pressure on yourself)
Then, the three of them got the treasure of the "ghost" town - the blood of Jesus smoothly all the way. (These ghosts, I don't know what you are doing at this time?)
The final boss is here! The trick is "Lion Hole in the East of the River". (Seeing this, forgive me for laughing out loud.)
Finally, of course, our blood of Jesus carries the audience slightly. Extinguishing ghosts is so easy!
Valak, one of the 72 demon gods, played no more than 3 minutes.
I'll sum it up~
Jiebao himself, was woken up when he was sleeping, fell asleep while being woken up, and was woken up again while he was sleeping... Sigh, please let me sleep forever!
Crazy reliance on "jump scares" and explosive BGM throughout. The final form of the big boss Valak was too specific , because the number of appearances was too frequent , causing the atmosphere of terror to fall off a cliff. (I really don't know what to do with those empty heads before)
There is a deviation in the role of the priest . After reading the scriptures for a long time and pouring water for a long time, no one bullet will work. A sacred symbol, you can't play a role, and you can't be a "back". Who else taught you to light a fire in a confined space, thinking you didn't die fast enough?
No one can help, but in the end, it is Jesus who saves everyone. The plot is so simple and rude that a story that can be told in 20 minutes has been told for an hour and a half.
As a ghost, it is also very confusing, and it is obvious that there is a chance to kill all the protagonists, but not. You can't stop the "blood of Jesus" that killed you, but playing hide-and-seek is quite fun.
The source of the big ghost "nun" didn't say anything in the end , but he took another "boy ghost" crazy. Why don't you call it "Xunnan"?
It is worth mentioning that "The Nun" made a smooth connection with the beginning of "The Conjuring 2" at the end. If you want to understand the entire cinematic universe of The Conjuring, check out the end credits. (End credits only)
You can look forward to the film directed by Wen Ziren, but just watch the film produced by him.
"Nun" this "ghost" thing, don't even watch it!
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