Crazy Shopkeeper 2: Sometimes I feel like the world abandoned us a long time ago

Fanny 2022-03-25 09:01:08

I think you love what she represents. She was the kind of girl in high school. Not looking at you at all. After a few years, he got tired of playing outside. He found that men who were ostentatious did not satisfy him. He will eventually find the long ones. . .

Oh my god, you're saying it's ugly, aren't you?

Not ugly in the traditional sense. It took him many years to finally understand all the truths that mothers handed over to their daughters, and of course, only by himself will he truly understand. That is, men who look like you are more valuable. Because you are better than men who are prettier than you. Work harder.

What have I become, ugly bum?

No, you're a worthy hunter, in a way. Emma too, and not just because she's pretty. She can also help you make decisions about everything. Very lucky for you because you are very indecisive.

So on the last day you're going to keep teasing me and calling me an ugly indecisive piece of shit.

Bai Fumei fell in love with you because she finally knew that an ugly man like you, the man her mother said she should choose, is the best choice.

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Lan Dao: You are not a woman at all in my eyesight, and you are almost the same as a man,

Bai Fumei: Really?

Landau: Yes, after he occupied your private parts, you are no longer a woman in my eyes.

Bai Fumei: So if you think of me as a woman, it makes you feel a little scared, right?

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Lan Dao: Weird, have you ever thought about why no girl would like to sleep with you?

Otaku: never thought

Landau "Because you already accepted it, you will never get a girl"

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Why Mini Racing Can Help You?

I have no idea

They remind me of the best times in my life

For example?

For example, when we were young, the world was still in front of us

we're not that old

Yes, but sometimes I feel like the world abandoned us a long time ago

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Fatty tells Randall about Peggy's pregnancy. Subconsciously, I hope he will ruin his wedding.

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What pervert gets aroused by, a man sodomizes a jackass

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Damn it's just you

Live with the lowest standard

I've had enough of this blue road

I'm no longer in high school

Damn I'm not even in my twenties

I don't want to sit all day

Harassing customers while eating free food

that's what you want to do

That's what you've always wanted to do

If this is your purpose in life then I bless you

But I refuse to let your shit pollute my life

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I said fuck I hope

You told me the day we met

Said you would one day betray our friendship

Because if I knew you decades later

If you're going to run away...

I would never have made you a friend in the first place

Side: Oh my God, why don't you two have sex and make up?

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Clerks II quotes

  • Randal Graves: Ease up, Pillow Pants. The dude's not into your D&D GoBots bullshit.

  • Becky: Emma, I don't - I don't know what to say.

    Emma: [on the verge of tears] Take him, fucking whore.

    [throws her ring at Becky]