New fried old chicken

Blanca 2022-03-31 09:01:03

After criticizing the literary film that sells dog meat, the first Hollywood blockbuster in 2019 is coming.

As a "Transformers" spin-off, "Bumblebee" is set in 1987, well before the series, before the Autobots landed on Earth on a massive scale.

A teenage girl discovers Bumblebee, who has lost her voice and memory, in a seaside town in California, and forms a deep friendship with each other.

Pursued by stupid humans other than the protagonist, Bumblebee is in crisis.

Fortunately, with the help of the girl, Bumblebee finally defeated the evil enemy, saved the earth, established a new base for the Autobots, and retained the fire of the revolution.

Finally, Optimus Prime put his arms around Bumblebee and said: A single spark can start a prairie fire.

Well, after so many years of filming, the story is still the same.

There are also different places, such as styling, which are fully aligned with G1 (The Transformers Generation 1).

Optimus Prime wearing a mask is as handsome as he is.

The strong retro flavor is sure to please hard-core Transformers fans.

The unique ingenuity links the story of robot fighting with the growth of adolescent girls, and covers the whole film with a pink shell.

Taking "Bumblebee" as a cute pet, uncontrollably shaking off the cuteness, and flushing out the hormones of the straight men who were selling copies that were greasy before.

But so what? It's still a piece of popcorn. I used to sell copies and sprinkled cream and chocolate in it. This time, I will put strawberry jam for you.

Immediately feel refreshed and nutritious?

wake up.

Just take a look, which character in the movie is not labelled? Which character is not empty? Which episode doesn't work out?

All the lines, movements and expressions are performed according to 200% magnification, and it is a surprise.

The so-called youth growth is nothing more than (quasi) single parent, concerned, unfit and self-isolating, and then meet aliens, gain friendship, overcome oneself, laugh at the world, and be no more advanced than those coquettish bitches who are terminally ill in car accident and abortion in China.

Anyway, Bumblebee is very cute with girls, and fights are very fierce, and both style and style are blooming. The loyal dog Tibetan Mastiff and the little milk dog have one shoulder full of them, so that the entire high-definition LED scrolling broadcast of "Wu Yanzu, Wu Yifan, Luhan, Wang Junkai, and Cai Xukun" on the face.

It is no exaggeration, the whole movie, the beginning and the end, are all within expectations, there is no abrupt, no surprise, no reversal.

The actors are still laying the groundwork there, and you can imagine what's going to happen next.

Although the film is different from its predecessors in form and style, there is still nothing new in script arrangement, picture design, and special effects presentation.

A cliché, don't think ahead.

Compared with the still-released "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse", it's old-fashioned like it's from the last century.

So it's not "retro", it's real earth.

It is also said that the battle of Cybertron in the movie is wonderful. Please, in the scene of this robot chaos, every copy sold before is pressed on the basket, and there is no applause at the festival.

Just because this investment has been reduced, the battles have become smaller, and the lyricism has become more cute, but in contrast, it has become an advantage?

If you compare it with the "Transformers" that sold copies and became a bad movie endorsement, this small and fresh version of "Bumblebee" is still a qualified entertainment product that knows how to restrain and restrain.

It's just that the director is too careful to follow the rules.

The ingenuity and aura of the previous animations are completely gone.

Throughout the movie, there is a strong smell of cheap fried chicken.

It's just that, before selling copies of fried chicken all the year round without changing the oil, this time the Nike guy changed a pot of new oil for you to fry.

Of course, movies aren't for nothing.

For example, there are robots in the posters, robots in the trailers, robots in the promotional materials, and as a result, there are robots in the movie.

Surprise or not?

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Extended Reading
  • Claude 2022-03-28 09:01:03

    I want to cut out all the human parts I just want to see Cybertron and the Transformers smashing each other Another type of fusion This thing is clever to do Adolescent girls and Transformers these two things are hard to put together Different types Don't be embarrassed

  • Darby 2022-03-29 09:01:02

    The bumblebee was made into a big golden retriever, and the kernel is equivalent to a pet movie that directly sends a videotape. 80s elements pile up a sense of cheap sales. The original sound of hair metal, new wave, and synthpop seems to be wholesaled together with "Ready Player One". In addition, friends in the blockbuster industry can let John Hughes go, I pay tribute to the bad swill Still sloppy. The clichés of the bridge are enough to make up half of Ebert's dictionary of poisonous tongues. The emotional points of the two stars are all given to the recovery of the Cybertron battle at the beginning of G1. It is still very short, and you must not be late...

Bumblebee quotes

  • Agent Burns: If you lose that car, I will personally rip your face off.

  • Charlie Watson: [Bumble transforms into a 1977 Camaro] No way. Are you kidding me? You kidding me? Are you telling me you could've been a Camaro this whole time? Oh, my God.