Nikki:
[Waiting for Tess as she is exiting the club]
Tess, we need to talk.
Tess:
No.
Nikki:
Yes!
Tess:
I'm tired, Nikki.
Nikki:
Well, then you can just listen. We built this club together and, and then, some girl just shows up from out of nowhere, who hasn't even paid her dues - -!
Tess:
How do you know what dues she's paid? This chick doesn't sing that way because she's had it easy.
Nikki:
"They don't come to here us sing, Nikki"! Or... or, or, is that... is that just bullshit, now?
Tess:
You know, you're drunk. Go inside and call a cab.
Nikki:
I WILL NOT BE UPSTAGED BY SOME SLUT WITH MUTANT LUNGS!
Tess:
Then leave!
Nikki:
[Gasps]
You'd ruin our friendship over some girl you barely know? So much for loyalty!
Tess:
Since when did you know anything about loyalty? How many Goddamn times have I peeled you off the sidewalk? How many blackouts? How many times have I held your head over the toilet bowl while you threw up everything, but your memories?
Nikki:
OKAY FINE! But I will not stand in the back, Tess, you need to fix this-...
Tess:
You think you're my only problem? I'm about to lose my club! I'm about to lose the only thing that means anything to me! I have more to worry about than trying to keep you from pouring Tequila on your Cheerios!
Nikki:
Fine. Fine. I QUIT!
Tess:
I'm glad!
[Nikki gets into her car and starts the engine]
Tess:
Nikki, don't drive.
Nikki:
By the way, I slept with Vince the night after your honeymoon.
[She makes a U-Turn and begins driving off in a rage, with Tess bashing Nikki's backdoor window with a crowbar]
Nikki:
YOU CRAZY BITCH!
