Gru can retire, let the minions out to conquer the world!

Kacie 2022-04-23 07:02:03

"Despicable Me 3" premiered in China on July 7th. It is not only a summer vacation for children, but also the only imported film in the domestic film protection month. Taking 60% of the total box office, the cumulative box office on the first day of release will be 138 million.

Of course, there are as many laughs and funny stalks as ever: yo-yos and walkmans in the retro 80s + handsome personality and omnipotent robots + oversized racks to flatten the world's villains = just like "Star-Lord" + "Iron Man" + A parody version of "Ultraman vs. Little Monsters".

But whether it's the bald, greasy villain or the twin brother with a sassy character, there is a sense of embarrassment... Despicable Me is a little bit powerless after filming the third part. Lucy has become a paper man-like vase, and Gru is only charming when he appears in the memories of the Minions.

The plot line of the theft this time is weak and blunt, and it is almost impossible to find the swaying sense of humor in the first part, nor the self-sublimation hidden behind the laughter.

Not to mention that the three daughters have become more and more like high-end props for soy sauce. Minions went offline and swiped a prison copy in the middle of the line. There is almost no organic combination between the main line and the branch line of the plot, but they are just bluntly squeezed together. . ——It’s good to be cute, but it’s a bit boring to be malicious; it’s good to be funny, but it’s not good to have to squeak.

It can be said that except for the part of Agnes and the unicorn/goat, which still has a little bit of the charm of the first part, the standard of the whole film is almost only supported by the group of minions-

no matter what . When and where, even if it is bombed into the air and falls on the beach, it must maintain an elegant posture, a cheerful temperament, and become the center of the crowd's carnival.

Although the gender is unknown, it seems that there is nothing to reveal, but what you act like, what you act is what, this is the professional ethics of our little yellow people.

The real idol temperament is that even if you accidentally break into the stage, you can easily turn the audience around - how big the stage is, the noise that our little yellow people can make will only be bigger.

Accidentally went to jail? It's also time to teach the villains what real villains are - come come come pay the protection! No matter where you go, it's our little yellow people who have the final say.

Speaking of going to prison, then we have to do as the locals do to get a tattoo, and engrave our minion's favorite "Banana" on the skin.

Just suddenly miss my dear Gru, then, let's break out of prison! Building a spaceship in a prison is just a trivial matter ~ it will be done in minutes! take off!

This group of the cutest little yellow people, never troubled, never tangled, always happy, always full of energy - super fast action, constant whimsy, high fighting spirit, and also love to act like a spoiled child, love to make trouble , love to sing and dance, love Gru.

With these cheerful little guys, conquering the world is easy too! From being cute to being miserable, from warm to funny, from exciting to thrilling, whether it is sexy, cool, cute, or high-IQ and wise, there is no setting and plot that Minions can't handle ~

"Despicable Milk" The main storyline of "Dad 3" is boring, but the Minions branch maintains a slick movie level, with all kinds of strange ideas combined with the murmur of Minions, which fully explains that humor can overcome language barriers.

The filmmakers also understand the popularity of Minions. All the posters revolve around them, and their presence is indispensable in publicity activities.

So, stop filming Despicable Me! Although the series can make money, it seems that the dry steamed buns that can't be chewed are getting more and more boring - why don't you make a sequel to the Minions movie, with them, do you need others?

The movie quality of "Despicable Me 3" can only be rated 6 points, but please be sure to add more peripherals! What Minions dolls, Minions' original CDs, KTV version single MVs, you can come to a dozen, conquer the world depends on them!

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Despicable Me 3 quotes

  • Margo: Uh, it's okay to tell them no sometimes, too, you know. Moms need to be tough.

  • Balthazar Bratt: Jamone!