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Federico 2022-04-12 09:01:09

The business elite Tom Brand (Kevin Spacey Kevin Spacey) is a complete workaholic, but often neglects family and affection. On the birthday of his daughter Rebecca (Malina Weissman), he hurried to the pet store because he was late for business, and bought a cat that she liked for her daughter, but the pet store owner (Christopher W. Walken (Christopher Walken) used magic to trap his body inside a pet cat. Tom, who was trapped in a pet cat, cried out for help, but it was just a "meow" sound to humans who couldn't understand cat language. At this time, Walken appeared in front of its cage and informed it that he was a "Cat Whisperer", but Walken did not come to rescue him this time, but only made him think about the reason why he was turned into a cat. Desperate Spacey exclaimed "I hate cats", but learned that the cat's life is very short, it is very likely that he will be trapped here for the rest of his life, and the condition for returning to the prototype is to be a competent husband and father. What followed was a series of hilarious stories.
Can you imagine yourself turning into a cat? There are a lot of jokes about Tom turning into a cat in the movie. I want to write to tell my family that I am Tom, but after a long "fight" with the pen, I just draw a bunch of tangled lines on the paper; I want to open the iPad, but the cat's claws can't work; Open the bottle of wine and try it, it is absolutely earth-shaking, but fortunately, it has the wisdom of the human brain, so after drinking the wine, it stumbles and falls to the ground. The most hateful thing is that her daughter treats him as a pet cat, bathes him, dresses him up, and the most unbearable thing is that her daughter fiddles with a pink polka-dot bow on her head and pulls him to look in the mirror. The former Tsundere President has now fallen into this situation, and the father who turned into a cat has no love for him! Haha, these bridges are simply hilarious. This is what makes this movie so special. It is obviously a very sad and tense story. The whole family is embarrassed for Tom, who is lying in the hospital without knowing his personnel. In the company, Tom's son is excluded. About to be stolen by the villain, Tom, who turned into a cat, must race against time to appease his family, while fighting against the ambitious people of the wolf, but the overall atmosphere of the film is very relaxed and interesting, and people are moved by laughing all the time. This is also the real charm of Hollywood movies. Compared with "Nine Lives", those Spider-Man and Batman are really weak.

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  • Naomi 2022-04-10 09:01:08

    This Spacey might be the next Nicolas Cage if he hadn't played House of Cards and pulled a game back.

  • Ethel 2022-04-07 09:01:06

    It's super ugly and super boring, and it can be called a cat-controlled porn film.

Nine Lives quotes

  • Tom Brand: Because I'm your daddy.

  • [repeated line]

    Tom Brand: Nailed It

    Tom Brand: [His ex turns up] Oh great Satan's come over for dinner

    Tom Brand: [to his ex] I thought you died of a botched Botox injection

    Tom Brand: Who needs a litter box

    [pees in his ex wife's handbag]

    Tom Brand: [last lines]

    Tom Brand: [When refused a dog] So that's a no then?

    Tom Brand: I HATE Karma

    Tom Brand: [Failing to land properly on his feet] You think it's easy you try it?

    [repeated line]

    Tom Brand: Ow that smarted