It's not the Cloverfield paradox, it's the director's brain paradox

Dusty 2022-03-27 09:01:09

I have always had high expectations for the Clover files, so I was just as excited to see the third part of this series at the Super Bowl as it was to watch the Women's Federation 3 this year, but after reading it, I can only use what the f*ck To describe...

In fact, watching sci-fi movies is often just a curiosity. I know it's fake, but I just want to see what monsters are in it, what kind of black technology is there, and can it even be possible? Give us some ideas for the future. So in the Cloverfield file 1, even though I endured the dizziness of the first-person camera shake, I still continued to watch it. The looming monsters really shocked me a lot, so I can't wait to watch the second part. Know what this invulnerable giant monster is, what is the purpose of coming to earth, etc. But the director's second film is still half-covered, and he made an underground thriller, so it's like watching many apocalyptic secret room films, maybe because it's not my expectation for this series to discuss human nature, and the same type of films that explore human nature are not. Is it better? But the director also got us some alien monsters and spaceships at the end. Does that mean that the monsters are aliens? Or are the monsters an alien bioweapon? Or the vanguard? The conjecture given to us in the second part is here, and finally the third part, suddenly the layout is much larger, and it is put into space, and the most popular god particle is also involved. Let's start the grand monster-fighting plot, but the director has fallen into the paradox of his brain and can't extricate himself... I will probably list a few plots with clear brain circuits.

1. When the particle collider is turned on, play the role of " The folk scientists of the Gotham Detective don't know where to draw the conclusion that tearing apart the space will attract monsters, what the f*ck, can such people be interviewed on international channels? ! I agree with you about tearing space, and I agree with you about creating a black hole. How do you know that monsters will run out? ! Did you read too much science fiction, or did you watch Movies 1 and 2 ahead of time?

2. After the space tear, the monsters on the earth also appeared. According to the call of the black male protagonist on the earth, it should be known that the time point is not far away, so is it really spoiled by that "minke", is the space tear What about cracked out? But if this is the case, according to the setting of the movie, tearing should open a channel between two parallel universes, then this monster should be something that originally existed in another universe, and is transmitted by something in a similar position in the same space (refer to hands, bugs, and astronaut girls, etc.), so is this monster originally existing on Earth 2? Then it was sent to Earth 1? So why is there no news about monsters in the news information received from Earth 2, just people fighting for energy? Or because there is such a monster in the deep sea of ​​Earth 2 that has been sleeping all the time, and then it is inexplicably transmitted to the surface of Earth 1. Anyone who sleeps for a long time will get up, and monsters are no exception, so it is normal to fight and kill. ......

3. What is the black heroine doing here? I really didn't see her role, and the IQ was always offline. They didn't travel through time, but just went to another dimension. Other people's Earth 2 family was not burned to death by the fire, so you said you had to go down to save them, saying that they would sooner or later. They will be burnt to death, I don't understand, this is not going back to the past, others are not dead, it proves that this time point has passed, how do you know that they will be burned to death because of the battery, and they insist on returning to Earth 2. ..Director, did you think of this reason for her to stay on Earth 2 temporarily? No wonder the heroine had a shocked expression on her face throughout the whole process

... Smart! ! ! tmd can actually write by itself, and can also know that the equipment is in the stomach of the dead astronaut. This... can only be attributed to a supernatural event, even with such a big brain hole in the movie, it still can't explain what he is.. With such a dangling hand, why don't you just tell them why the equipment fails, the owner will be blown up and the female astronaut will betray? The most surprising thing is that such a magical pair of hands seems to be ignored by everyone after finding the device! ! !

There are too many noises like this. Maybe monsters have nothing to do with them, and aliens have nothing to do with monsters. It’s just that three movies accidentally bumped into a universe, so human beings are also quite miserable. Unkillable monsters, aliens, and energy crisis...

Tucao returns to Tucao, I still expect the fourth film to fill the director's brain hole for us. The fourth film is temporarily named "Overlord", is it related to a commercial film made by Jackie Chan....

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Extended Reading
  • Filomena 2022-04-20 09:01:47

    It turned out to be a prequel to "The Cloverfield Files"... But I can't imagine that the sky and the ground are at the same time, and it seems that the technology is at least half a century apart... The theme of breaking into a parallel universe is good, but the story itself does not play with creativity. It's amazing, and it's disgusting that this series continues to dig ten holes and only fill two or three holes and then continue to dig holes. People from other countries in the entire space station speak English uniformly, but Zhang Ziyi speaks Chinese the whole time? Discord to the extreme

  • Antonette 2022-03-25 09:01:10

    The beauty in the wall, the worm's brain, the broken arm to guide the way, the quick-freezing water prison, the freezing tentacles... Parallel universes are frequently intertwined, and the space orbit version of Fringe+Lost, no wonder Bad Robot will take over; as a sci-fi film, The physical design of the space station is all wrong, everything from centrifugal gravity simulation to particle accelerator is messed up; but as a Cthulhu fantasy film, the strangeness of the first half is okay; PS: The performance of the international chapter is even more embarrassing than the foreigner's Chinese

The Cloverfield Paradox quotes

  • Michael: Did he ask you?

    Hamilton: I'm not leaving you. That mission could be years.

    Michael: You said you could be back in six months.

    Hamilton: Do you want me to go?

    Michael: Joe knows what we've been through. And yet, he still wants you on the crew.

    Hamilton: There are other comm officers.

    Michael: Yeah, but he called you.

    Hamilton: Why are you pushing this?

    Michael: Why do you think? Forget about me and what I want, which is for you to stay. Why do you think?

    Hamilton: Because you're sweet. Because people are starving. Because our energy supplies are running out. And this mission could unlock an endless supply of power that could save us all.

    Michael: If you go... you and I... we'll survive. I'm afraid if you don't... no one will.

  • Hamilton: Kiel? It isn't there.

    Schmidt: The frequency for Mission Control?

    Hamilton: The Earth. I can't find anything.

    Kiel: We must gotten turned around, moved during firing.

    Mundy: It's big, blue, full of angry people. Keep looking, you'll find it.