The three fat fairies and the sleeping Cinderella in the forest

Tess 2022-03-25 09:01:06

This is nothing like the Sleeping Beauty in the fairy tale books I read when I was a kid! Sleeping Beauty didn't grow up with her parents? Sleeping Beauty actually has to clean, do laundry, cook and serve three fat women like Cinderella? To know the prince (and her fiancé) before he fell asleep? It wasn't because of curiosity that he stabbed his finger on a spinning wheel in the attic of the castle? Didn't he fall asleep for a hundred years? The dragon guarding the castle was actually transformed by a witch? The prince overcame thorns and thorns to rescue the princess by relying on the fat fairy's plug-in? This should probably be called "Three Stupid Fat Fairies and the Sleeping Beauty in the Woods". In addition, I suddenly realized a bug. If it is a kiss of true love, my parents can kiss it...

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Sleeping Beauty quotes

  • Maleficent: [seeing captured Prince Philip] Well - this is a pleasant surprise. I set my trap for a peasant and LO! - I catch a prince! Away with him - but gently my pets, gently. I have plans for our royal guest.

  • Maleficent: Oh come now Prince Phillip. Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you - you, the destined hero of a charming fairy tale come true. Behold - King Stefan's castle. And in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate - why, 'tis the self-same peasant maid, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose. In ageless sleep, she finds repose. The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart, are but a day. And now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! To wake his love, with love's first kiss. And prove that "true love" conquers all!

    [she laughs]