I just want to watch a simple and crude horror movie, but you are telling me the truth?

Priscilla 2022-03-28 09:01:04

I thought it was a good horror movie, but you TM told me about human nature? Friends who want to watch horror movies like me, you can withdraw, because as a human drama, I can accept it with eight points, but as a horror film, I just want to give it two points! So disgusting! I just want to watch a simple and crude horror story, why do you have to tell the truth? What's wrong with the writers and screenwriters now? Can't they just tell stories without reasoning? As long as you are the winner in life, as long as you know more, we are all idiots, okay? We are all adults now, so why do you have to tell us how to be human with such a horror story? We live so well and live well, you tell me we can't be human?

When I watched the trailer, it successfully aroused my appetite for horror movies, and I thought it must be a good horror movie. I have been looking forward to the screenwriter who will present me with a wonderful escape story or a suspenseful brain-burning movie. The story, after all, the husband and wife's shame Play turned into a massacre scene. It was very gimmicky and even more interesting. I was ready for the screenwriter to crush my poor IQ, but when I opened it, there was almost no escape. , there is almost no suspense, and there is almost no horror, and the whole article is reasoning with me! Chicken soup is so boring, I really don't want to drink it!

The film begins with the couple packing their bags and going to a wild villa to spend a pleasant weekend together. In order to increase the fun, the husband also handcuffed his wife to the bed. As a result, the husband took aphrodisiac and died when he was strong. Earlier, the husband also asked his wife to pretend to be sensual to ask for help, but when he pretended to pretend, he really asked for help! And a mad meat-eating dog they encountered on the road followed them to the outside of the villa, and after the hostess fed the dog with 500 knives of Kobe beef, the door didn't close when she entered the house! Screenwriters, can you think of something new, every time in a horror movie, I'm afraid, I run away, I just don't close the door, and I open a room with me in the entertainment industry, I open, I just don't close the window The series has become gold. Partner!

Because the door was not closed, the mad dog entered the house and nibbled the body of her husband who was dead on the ground. Our heroine didn't think about how to escape at this time, and began to demonstrate the scene for us! The rationality in the head separates the husband and the other self, all kinds of slanders, all kinds of nagging, our heroine just doesn't want to escape! We clicked to see it, all to see the desperate situation you set up at the beginning, to see how you escaped. You successfully tricked us in at the beginning, but you taught us big truths and carried out pyramid selling brainwashing? Am I mistaken, if you told me early on that this was a film about human nature, the ghost would have clicked in to watch it!

Yes, this film has all kinds of metaphors, all kinds of symbols, all kinds of symbols, it's very awesome, the father's violation of the heroine makes the heroine forbear, the husband oppresses the heroine, the heroine caters, the light is covered, A solar eclipse formed in the Lord's heart. Father and husband were like dogs, they would go away when they smelled blood, and they had no humanity at all. The father and husband are still like the moonlight monster. They are ghosts in the heroine's heart. After all, they are the shadows in the heroine's heart. In the end, the faces of the strange and the heroine's father and husband are constantly changing, which also shows this symbolism. . The father asked the heroine to endure it, and the husband asked the heroine to cater to her. These are like the shackles that locked the heroine and trapped her heart... These metaphors and symbols are really good, but I don't want to be optimistic at all?

The most annoying thing is that the female protagonist has separated herself and her husband, and they have been performing magic tricks! God is annoying! The ghosts want to listen to you gossiping in there, just like chanting the scriptures, it's annoying, can you shut up? The heroine was handcuffed, there was no water, no food, her husband was dead, there was no one around, and there were mad dogs ready to pounce at any time, and tomb robbers ready to attack at any time, but she just didn't want to escape, she insisted There, I listened to the fine points of myself and my husband arguing! She didn't want to run away at all. She had to cultivate her heart under this predicament, and she had to let her heart break free from the shackles before her body was willing to break free from the shackles. Oh, NO, can you not do this?

It is mentioned in the film that the heroine does not dare to face, and always secretly hopes that as long as she does not face it, all difficulties will disappear miraculously. I often do this in real life. If my favorite and most cherished things are lost, I will run away sadly. Go to sleep and hope that when you wake up, things are still there, everything before is just a dream, but how is this possible, if you don't wake up from that unrealistic expectation, you will never get over this hurdle, No matter how much you like something, if you lose it, you will lose it. No matter how sad you are, you can't get it back. You can only choose to accept it and face it. This principle really resonates with people, but I just want to be scared when watching horror movies. I don't want to be educated, and I don't want to resonate with you!

There was a popular saying on the Internet that why people read, because people who don't read will say when they see the sunset in the desert, "Wow, it's so fucking beautiful!" People who have read the book will say that the desert is solitary, the long river is setting the yen... Is it cool to memorize poetry? I don't like it at all, but I prefer the original sentence above, which comes from the real feeling in my heart, wow, it's so damn good-looking! This is the indescribable admiration of seeing the spectacle! You restrained memorizing poems there, it is estimated that the beauty is not enough to shock you! And you are living in the real world, bro, in reality, you dare to recite poems with me everywhere, and the ghosts will take care of you. Can you speak human words well? Memorizing poems is not for you to pretend to be forceful! In the same way, can you make a good horror movie when you make a horror movie, but you have to pretend to tell me the big truth, I don't want to hear it at all, okay? Isn't there enough truth about the seven aunts and eight aunts? After finally watching a superficial and vulgar horror movie, you won't let me go, and you still want to tell me? Oh NO, spare me!

As many people have said, the heroine can completely kick the two pillars with her feet. No matter how strong they are, I don't believe it anymore, kicking continuously for a few days! Even the iron rod is broken, right? Of course, the heroine can fall upside down, kick the wall hard, then stand on the ground and drag the bed away... In short, there are many ways, but she just doesn't run away. Say what? In the end, Mingming escaped, why did he run away in that mental and physical state instead of eating and drinking water, charging his mobile phone and calling the police, and he was hit by the car. It is good luck to be seen by others. If you are unlucky, you are stunned in the deep mountains and forests and eaten by wild animals, then it will be funny! See you don't have a brain yet!

I don't understand why, when many people see the human factor added to the movie, they immediately praise it, wow, it's a good movie, but I can't see it at all, such a movie is nondescript. okay? Why use the gimmicks of horror movies? If you want to make a horror movie, you can't make a simple and rude horror movie, and make a vulgar and beautiful story? Can the style be unified? Humanity is omnipotent, right? After that, can any film be made with some humanity added, such as anti-Japanese elements, comfort women elements, patriotic elements, and dark elements of human nature? Then, no matter how bad the film is, you will still say it is a good film, after all, it is about Such a profound human nature, I can't give too low a score, it must be said that it is a good film, such as Wolf Warrior! Compared with the taxi driver in South Korea next door, this patriotic lover is too fucking fake, right?

I most envy this kind of screenwriter, there is almost no logic, just a lot of nonsense, because this sentence has nothing to do with the next sentence, you can say this sentence, you can say the next sentence, there is no formula at all, write it like this It won't be confusing, it really needs a deep foundation! On the other hand, those films with very strong logic, although they are very powerful, have logic in them, each link is linked, the lines and actions are all paved, and they cannot be replaced. Very smooth. I really can't stand it, for such a good story to start, it turns into shit! I can imagine the direction of several stories in the horror film version from fifteen minutes after the death of my husband.

1. The husband died, the mad dog ran in to eat the husband's body, and bit off a piece of meat. The heroine has determined that the hero is dead. At this time, the moonlight ghost who robbed the tomb came and wanted to kill the heroine. The heroine kicked the moonlight ghost and cut her hand to death. She escaped and called the police, but found that there was no signal. She ate and drank water, but the Moonlight Ghost didn't die, she woke up again and wanted to hunt her down, so she drove away, fled to a house, and was rescued by a couple, who turned out to be together with the Moonlight Ghost Yes, they were a tomb robber gang, so they killed the heroine and lived with the tomb robber in the heroine's villa.

2. What the mad dog ate on the road was actually the gardener before the heroine's villa. The heroine and her husband came to the villa. The husband died after taking the aphrodisiac medicine that was stolen by the moonlight ghost. The mad dog came to eat her husband's body. Then the moonlight ghost came and threw the husband's body out and killed the heroine. , occupy such a villa. The previous gardener was also killed by the Moonlight Ghost. After killing it, the mad dog was fed to the mad dog. The mad dog was actually the dog raised by the Moonlight Ghost. Moonlight Ghost robbed enough tombs, so he stayed in the villa, but when he met the gardener, he killed the gardener. The Moonlight Ghost occupied such a villa and was eating and dancing. As a result, her husband did not die, but came back to life. He fought the Moonlight Ghost for hundreds of rounds, and finally killed the Moonlight Ghost. The police caught the Moonlight Ghost and the husband was saved. The heroine didn't die, and was rescued.

3. The husband died, and the mad dog ran in to eat the body of the husband. In fact, the husband was suspended in suspended animation, and he deliberately fell into the place where the heroine could only see his arm. The piece of meat eaten by the mad dog was a piece of pork arranged by the husband in advance. The blood on the ground was also a blood bag prepared by the husband in advance. When the heroine was about to collapse and said that she would satisfy the hero no matter what, the hero woke up and applauded with the heroine for love. Then a very strange thing happened to the house. People were destroying everywhere. The hero and the heroine tried to escape, but the car broke down. At this time, it rained heavily, and the mountain road was blocked by a landslide. They had nowhere to escape. As a result, the The man is the moonlight ghost, the male protagonist was killed by the moonlight ghost, the female protagonist was about to kill the moonlight ghost, the male protagonist woke up and had a showdown. It turned out that the moonlight ghost, the moonlight ghost news about the tomb robbery mentioned in the car was arranged by the male protagonist , All this is a game arranged by her husband Gerald, in order to make ordinary life more exciting.

Of course, the continuation of these stories is very bloody, but I just want to see such bloody horror stories!


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  • Jessie Burlingame: Just uncuff me and we can talk.

    Gerald Burlingame: What if I won't?

    Jessie Burlingame: What do you mean?

    Gerald Burlingame: What if I won't?

  • Gerald Burlingame: Everybody's got a little corner in there somewhere; a button they won't admit they want pressed. Year after year, I barely gave you a glimpse of mine.