For the first time, I intuitively and concretely understood the principle of "there are days outside the sky, and there are people outside people" when I read the old version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". My knowledge of martial arts, from the ancestral stunts after the famous generals Yang Tiexin and Guo Xiaotian, to Mr. Qiu Chuji, the junior representative of martial arts, then Master Lingzhi, Peng Lianhu, Sha Tongtian, and finally five peerless masters from East, West, North, South, and North China. On the top of the mountain, experience 1/5 loneliness. And my expression, from wide-eyed to elongated tongue to elongated tongue, can't be retracted. This shows that I still have certain knowledge and psychological preparation for martial arts, especially the incredible martial arts. I have already realized a certain truth from it, and looking at these kinds of moves, although I can't learn the martial arts in the world like Miss Wang Yuyan, it has gradually risen to the level of philosophy. Specifically, he didn't care much about the moves. The clerk Siyan once said - "Those are just false names, like floating clouds." Just like the diplomat mentioned in Mr. Wang Xiaobo's essay, who saw "Swan Lake" and wanted to vomit, depending on the specific moves, it was nothing more than a mechanical movement in elementary physics. What I really insist on is a martial arts attitude. When I see the wonderful performances of the masters who appear on the stage, I always snort coldly in my heart, and utter the famous sentence that Comrade Zhang Ga, a soldier, educated the scum of the nation a few years ago: Don’t look at your current hilarity, Be careful pulling lists in the future. To be honest, there are few mistakes in the prediction of the final outcome of many masters. In other words, in the world of martial arts, arrogance is the most undesirable quality. Walking in the rivers and lakes, it is not the word "righteousness", but "safety first, safety first." Comrade Zhou Weixin, the chief escort of the Weixin Escort Bureau in Xi'an, Shaanxi Province, and "Iron Whip Town Bafang" did a very good job. , Hero Jin Yong also specially wrote a book and made a biography, and praised it a lot, called "Mandarin Duck Knife". Because, no matter how great you are and how skilled you are, you must accept the fact that there is always a kung fu that can make you cry. The head of the Crocodile Gang is also a very important character. Not only did he make a fuss at the police station, but it was also said that he had to smoke some reporters. He was extremely powerful, but he was chopped into dumpling stuffing by the head of the Axe Gang; , The dance is also very level, but when I meet the junior masters represented by Iron Wire Fist, Golang Bagua Stick, and Twelve Road Tan Legs in the rivers and lakes, they only get beaten; The blind man is an intermediate master, the Condor Heroes Lvxian and his wife are high-level masters, and the old man of Huoyun Evil God even "all martial arts in the world can't be broken, but fast." This kind of great martial arts secrets can be said lightly. , that is of course a peerless master, not only earning more wages, but also enjoying subsidies from the State Council. Basically, in the order in which they appear in the text above, the latter always brings the former to tears, thus proving the correctness of the theory I have said. Even if it is Mr. Huoyun Evil God, who likes to live in prison, read newspapers and learn to vomit blood and play in the corridor, Ah Xing's big slap will make him cry all the time. Extremely wrong D. Yes, there is still one last loophole in my perfect hypothesis, and one last argument is needed - what kind of skill can make Ah Xing, who has opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, burst into tears? I'm not an irresponsible and shameless person, so I won't say that A Xing has already been ranked in the fairy class after learning the Tathagata Palm. There is no such thing as a kung fu that can make him cry silently. I won't say that there must be truth in the ultimate place. He is a god, and he is the top of the pyramid of martial arts masters, so no one can compete with him. Then I will discuss with you in a low voice: Save face, I can't make circular arguments, so let's stop there. . Not shameless because there is no need to be shameless. There is really a kind of skill that can make Ah Xing burst into tears, and that is the kind of moves that the dumb girl gestures to him with a lollipop that has been in disrepair. Which is the strongest kung fu in the world? It's not Tathagata's palm, it's not toad gong, it's not Tai Chi or lion's roar. The strongest kung fu in the world has a vivid interpretation in "Kung Fu", that is, when A Xing was beaten headlessly by the Fire Cloud Evil God, he used a wooden stick slightly thicker than a matchstick to hit the Fire Cloud Evil God head-on. . This light blow is not like the previous blow where Ah Xing's finger touched the bald head of Huoyun Evil God and immediately hid behind Guan Erye, it was too ws. This light blow means that his conscience is still alive, and it takes great courage to finally choose kindness, and after possessing such courage, it is logical to resist the forces of evil - even the strongest ones. Ah Xing failed to fulfill his long-cherished wish to seize the opportunity to kill a person in an era of "money everywhere and women everywhere" and turn over and be liberated, because doing evil also requires skill and professionalism. He is too stupid and too unprofessional. However, he began to bring the strongest kung fu in the world - kindness back to himself. This kung fu practice is extremely difficult. Even if you have a small success in your early years, you will help others to fight for injustice when you don’t know the difference between “wind blowing trees” and “hitting objects from the air”, and swear to defend the weak. lollipop. To practice this kind of martial arts, you need basic qualities and elements, such as the determination to maintain world peace; you need to go through various tests, such as being surrounded by a group of men and taking a bath in front of a woman. If you can't stand the test, suddenly realize, and say to yourself very cleverly, "...I understand that being a good person is not rewarding, I want to be a bad person, I, want, kill, people", just a little skill accumulated in Dantian. It's gone. However, when you still don't forget to hit the head of the wicked with a wooden stick in a desperate situation, your progress will be fast, so when your palm is biased, the "palm of the Tathagata" becomes the "palm of great compassion" , in the end, there will be great success, and the merits will be complete. So, the sharp weapon is removed from the evil mechanism and turned into a lotus flower. The Buddha in the cloud looks at you and smiles. The goodness is great. PS: Heroes of Jin Yong's "Mandarin Duck Knife" has a cloud: "When everyone looked closely, they saw "Benevolence" engraved on the blade of the Mandarin Duck Knife, and the word "Invincible" engraved on the Mandarin Duck Knife. "The benevolent is invincible"! This is the great secret of invincibility. "I never dreamed that one day I would write a film review for Stephen Chow, and the central idea would be like this. Luc Besson has a cloud, a movie is just an aspirin, and it would seem a bit silly for me to write such an article. The online review of "Kung Fu" The cheers are close to blindness and madness, and the negative voices are countless abuses and attacks. I love Stephen Chow, and I think "Kung Fu" is good. It is not about the debate between "special effects" and "nonsensical", the important thing is As a director, he is forming his own style. For him, the existence of those avid movie fans is a great blessing or a misfortune.
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