Tyrion Lannister: God I know you didn't give me a good life, but I fuck you

Wayne 2022-03-30 09:01:07

In the blink of an eye, "Song of Fuck and Kill" is about to air its seventh season. I watched the first six seasons completely a while ago, and I've been thinking about writing something. There are many clues on the Ice and Fire Continent, and the characters are like clouds, among which there are many characters with excellent skills. But I don't write about anyone else, just my favorite character in Westeros and none: the little devil Tyrion Lannister. As a serious face control, I didn't have a good impression of the little devil from the beginning, and even when he appeared on the stage, I couldn't help but pouted - what kind of thing is this. A height of 1.3 meters, a head that is too huge compared to his body, and an ugly face. At the time I took it for granted that this must be a fucking standard villain. The first time the little devil changed my mind was the conversation he had with Jon. When Jon was still wronged Baba for being an unwelcome illegitimate child, the little devil said to him solemnly: "Remember who you are. Because the world will not forget. Arm yourself with this, and no one will It hurts you." Jon said - what right do you have on the matter of being wronged: "You can't understand the life of an illegitimate child like me." The little devil said the classic line: "All dwarfs, In the eyes of their fathers, they are all illegitimate children." As he said later in the fourth season trial, "my life is a trial of dwarfs", and the life of the little devil is "a life of disgust and persecution. ": His birth caused his mother's death, and his sister Cersei hated him, telling people that he was a monster, even saying that he had both male and female reproductive organs. His father hated him and wanted to kill him for decades. Except for Jaime, no Lannister has ever shown him the slightest tenderness. But he kept the family's famous saying on his lips: Lannister will pay his debts. Tywin appointed him to be the acting prime minister, and he tried his best to do well—the little devil at that time was abandoned by his family, but he still wanted to win the approval and warmth of his family. But what is the result? His first wife, Tessa, was called a prostitute by her father and brought to the barracks to watch the whole camp gang rape her; at the battle of the Blackwater, he saved the city but got nothing due honor; Joffrey died suddenly, the little devil was accused of being the murderer, and his biological father knew the truth and still insisted on sentenced him to death. In that classic trial, the little devil had his teeth cracked and his veins burst out and said to everyone: "I plead guilty, I plead guilty—my sin was not killing the king, my sin was being a dwarf. "I didn't kill the king, I begged heaven to judge and give me justice. Before the trial by combat, the little devil had an intriguing conversation with Jaime in prison, the moral of which I still can't explain. They talked about a retarded cousin who sat in the garden every day and smashed beetles with stones. The little devil repeatedly asked James "Why did he kill those beetles?" What's the point of all this? "I think what he really wants to ask is - the world's struggle for power, honor, money, and even life and death, why is all this? Everyone is mortal, so what's the point of all this? In the world of beetles, the mentally retarded in the world of humans Their cousin is their god and death, and finally a mule ended his meaningless life. In this world, who is the true god, who is the master of fate and everything? James said he didn't know. Me too I also don't know. In the trial by combat, Prince Oberon cut down the Demon Mountain, and then was killed by the Demon Mountain because the people were not cruel enough and too many words. The death was disgraceful and bloody. The little devil was judged guilty by God. Go God damn it. James and the spider rescued him, he strangled Shae on Tywin's bed with tears in his eyes, then took the bow and arrow and shot the old lion, Tywin, who was struggling with constipation. Wife murder Father, after completing this important step, the little devil is no longer troubled by these idiots' feelings, and followed the spider to take refuge in the dragon mother to settle the world. It also ended the first half of his tragic life and embarked on a new journey. If you just look at the main story, Tyrion Lannister is just a simple tragic character. He is a real bereavement. But I'm not obsessed with him because of his "mourning", of course, not because of his weapons If you live a good life, you can flirt with girls and tell jokes. But because he is a real strong man, a real giant. In peaceful times, appearance is justice. But Westeros is a troubled time, in this land, " "Strong" is justice. Is the little devil strong? Almost all the slightly more important characters in this world have their own special skills. The mother of dragons is hanging all the way, even if the political consciousness is negative, there are naturally men who lift their chin and take off their clothes. For her sake, there are dragons if a man can't, and two if one can't; 囧 is an illegitimate child, but he is brave and brave, not only quickly won the hearts of the night watchman, even if he is caught by the savage, he will be caught by the savage just because he is "handsome". The girl saved her life and unexpectedly gained a love of the world and the appreciation of the savage leader. Later, she was stabbed with countless knives and could be resurrected; Bran was born as a wolf spirit, Littlefinger and the little skinner are ruthless, and the three fools can live to the end just by relying on their faces. Although Erya is miserable, she also encounters noble people to help her along the way. James is rich and handsome. , even the unimportant supporting role Jia Kun has a "someone is not the protagonist, but someone is the best". But little devil, he doesn't have any special skills. He's not handsome, one meter three, no dragon, no face change, no black magic. He has lived until now, completely relying on his erudition, wisdom, extraordinary courage and political acumen, kindness, bravery, and three views that are straighter than iron. And these qualities are exactly the necessary and sufficient conditions for a real "man" and a real "hero". I was very impressed. There are a few details that may not have been noticed by everyone: 囧 just arrived at the Great Wall and was still complaining about himself and felt that he was the most miserable in the world, the little devil told him that a young man who had just died was named Ge Lan , he was born in a small village, made a small mistake and was sent to be a night watchman, and was killed before he could do anything. No one else will even remember his name. The little devil wants to tell Jon - in your world you are the protagonist, you think you are the most unlucky person in the world, and you think you are miserable. But if you go to other people's worlds to see, not everyone is equally miserable. In this story, you are the protagonist and you are an NPC player. Everyone pays attention to your experience, but those who do not survive an episode, their lives are also worth remembering by others. Such universalist values ​​deeply influenced Jon. Much later, the wildlings fought the Night's Watch, and the Night's Watch slew a giant. 囧 went to negotiate with Mance, the king of foreign countries, Mance said, you killed a giant of us. 囧 said, he also killed a brother of mine. Mance said he was the most powerful giant and was once the leader of the giant tribe. 囧 said, my brother was born in a small village, and it was his first time to the Great Wall to be a night watchman. And then Mance said, well, let's toast to the giant, and to your brother. The poor little King Qiao publicly humiliated our silly white sweet girl Sansha, and had her clothes stripped off. The little devil came over, looked at the king without fear, and clothed Sansha in a gentlemanly manner. Later, Sansha was forced to marry the little devil by Xiao Qiaoxiu as an abandoned concubine. The little devil said, if you don't want to, I won't force you to sleep with me. Three silly questions, what if I never want to? The little devil smiled, raised his glass and half-jokingly said a night watchman oath, (this scene is so charming that it exploded): "Then I'll watch you from tonight." The little devil was caught on his way to the Dragon Mother, and the robber wanted to exchange his dick for money. He was not afraid of danger, and he said witty and even humorously, think again. Then he saved his most important organ (manually funny) with his undisturbed wit. It was the first time that Xue Yi went to the little devil's tent and listened to his story with his first wife. The little devil smiled bitterly and said, "I was easily deceived by women at that time." Xue Yi smiled lovingly. "You're still like that now," laughed and said. A long time later, Shae lay on the bed of the little devil's father, strangled by him shaking and crying. He said to her painfully over and over again, sorry. Really sorry. Seeing this, I feel helpless, Shae is right, you have always been like this. You can choose not to trust anyone, and you can choose not to give love to any woman. But you -- you can't. So you grit your teeth and point the arrow at Tywin Lannister and say, "You say she doesn't matter? But I love her a lot." "Who? That whore?" "You say the word whore again, and I'll..." "What are you doing? Just kill your father? Come on, you won't. Let's go to the bedroom and talk..." "I won't go, she'll be killed there by me." "You're afraid of a dead prostitute. ?" He shot an arrow decisively. Well done, Lannister giant. You don't know that I saw tears in my eyes at this time, and I sincerely hope that you will never be entangled by these tedious feelings again. But I know you can't. You can never be ruthless, you can never be ruthless. You will always be drinking and bragging, laughing and flirting with girls, and then strategizing and winning thousands of miles in a serious manner. Always be kind and righteous, never despair in this stupid world. That's why you are a unique and unparalleled hero in troubled times in my mind. Lord Tyrion. Even if everyone dies, but you have to live to the end, you have to tell all the people who have made fun of you viciously and the god who has been teasing you even if they didn't give you a good life: I know you look down on me, but I fuck your mom. I wish you stronger and stronger. You must get stronger. "You're still like that now." After a long time, Shae lay on the bed of the little devil's father, strangled by him shaking and crying. He said to her painfully over and over again, sorry. Really sorry. Seeing this, I feel helpless, Shae is right, you have always been like this. You can choose not to trust anyone, and you can choose not to give love to any woman. But you -- you can't. So you grit your teeth and point the arrow at Tywin Lannister and say, "You say she doesn't matter? But I love her a lot." "Who? That whore?" "You say the word whore again, and I'll..." "What are you doing? Just kill your father? Come on, you won't. Let's go to the bedroom and talk..." "I won't go, she'll be killed there by me." "You're afraid of a dead prostitute. ?" He shot an arrow decisively. Well done, Lannister giant. You don't know that I saw tears in my eyes at this time, and I sincerely hope that you will never be entangled by these tedious feelings again. But I know you can't. You can never be ruthless, you can never be ruthless. You will always be drinking and bragging, laughing and flirting with girls, and then strategizing and winning thousands of miles in a serious manner. Always be kind and righteous, never despair in this stupid world. That's why you are a unique and unparalleled hero in troubled times in my mind. Lord Tyrion. Even if everyone dies, but you have to live to the end, you have to tell all the people who have made fun of you viciously and the god who has been teasing you even if they didn't give you a good life: I know you look down on me, but I fuck your mom. I wish you stronger and stronger. You must get stronger. "You're still like that now." After a long time, Shae lay on the bed of the little devil's father, strangled by him shaking and crying. He said to her painfully over and over again, sorry. Really sorry. Seeing this, I feel helpless, Shae is right, you have always been like this. You can choose not to trust anyone, and you can choose not to give love to any woman. But you -- you can't. So you grit your teeth and point the arrow at Tywin Lannister and say, "You say she doesn't matter? But I love her a lot." "Who? That whore?" "You say the word whore again, and I'll..." "What are you doing? Just kill your father? Come on, you won't. Let's go to the bedroom and talk..." "I won't go, she'll be killed there by me." "You're afraid of a dead prostitute. ?" He shot an arrow decisively. Well done, Lannister giant. You don't know that I saw tears in my eyes at this time, and I sincerely hope that you will never be entangled by these tedious feelings again. But I know you can't. You can never be ruthless, you can never be ruthless. You will always be drinking and bragging, laughing and flirting with girls, and then strategizing and winning thousands of miles in a serious manner. Always be kind and righteous, never despair in this stupid world. That's why you are a unique and unparalleled hero in troubled times in my mind. Lord Tyrion. Even if everyone dies, but you have to live to the end, you have to tell all the people who have made fun of you viciously and the god who has been teasing you even if they didn't give you a good life: I know you look down on me, but I fuck your mom. I wish you stronger and stronger. You must get stronger. "You say she doesn't matter? But I love her a lot." "Who? That prostitute?" "You say the word prostitute again, and I'll..." "What are you? Just kill your father? All right, You won't. Let's go to the bedroom to talk..." "I won't go, she was killed there by me." "Are you afraid of a dead prostitute?" He shot an arrow decisively. Well done, Lannister giant. You don't know that I saw tears in my eyes at this time, and I sincerely hope that you will never be entangled by these tedious feelings again. But I know you can't. You can never be ruthless, you can never be ruthless. You will always be drinking and bragging, laughing and flirting with girls, and then strategizing and winning thousands of miles in a serious manner. Always be kind and righteous, never despair in this stupid world. That's why you are a unique and unparalleled hero in troubled times in my mind. Lord Tyrion. Even if everyone dies, but you have to live to the end, you have to tell all the people who have made fun of you viciously and the god who has been teasing you even if they didn't give you a good life: I know you look down on me, but I fuck your mom. I wish you stronger and stronger. You must get stronger. "You say she doesn't matter? But I love her a lot." "Who? That prostitute?" "You say the word prostitute again, and I'll..." "What are you? Just kill your father? All right, You won't. Let's go to the bedroom to talk..." "I won't go, she was killed there by me." "Are you afraid of a dead prostitute?" He shot an arrow decisively. Well done, Lannister giant. You don't know that I saw tears in my eyes at this time, and I sincerely hope that you will never be entangled by these tedious feelings again. But I know you can't. You can never be ruthless, you can never be ruthless. You will always be drinking and bragging, laughing and flirting with girls, and then strategizing and winning thousands of miles in a serious manner. Always be kind and righteous, never despair in this stupid world. That's why you are a unique and unparalleled hero in troubled times in my mind. Lord Tyrion. Even if everyone dies, but you have to live to the end, you have to tell all the people who have made fun of you viciously and the god who has been teasing you even if they didn't give you a good life: I know you look down on me, but I fuck your mom. I wish you stronger and stronger. You must get stronger.

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The Red Woman quotes

  • Jaime Lannister: Fuck prophecy. Fuck fate. Fuck everyone who isn't us.

  • Margaery Tyrell: [haggard prisoner] I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother.

    Septa Unella: Sinners don't make demands. They make confessions.