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. Today's record is good. This group of idiots, the golden flower of 20 cents and 5 cents, lost 600 yuan, only then did they see that I was fighting with Mandun'er. The faces of a few men were stern and murderous in their eyes.
After suffocating the remaining half cup of chrysanthemum tea, I opened my mouth: " Frankly , I will burn you or not. If you want to fight, you will fight. If you don't fight, you will break up." Duan Er pushed the dusty Chang'an car next to him: "Would you like to take a trip that says you can leave?"
"That's a must! Ninth Street Wash your feet, order No. 18?"
"Wash your sister's feet, Start the navigation, brother will take you to the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties!"
"Dongguan?"
"Nanjing!"
"What are you going to do in Nanjing?"
"Isn't my younger sister working in the health care industry in Qinhuai River? I haven't seen you for a year, go wash me Sister's feet. Don't all of you literati call health care women's votes?"
Actually, I only met Zhou Yaomei once. A year ago, she dragged four large suitcases to catch the high-speed train by herself, and stayed with me for two days. This young girl looks amazing, but she is actually very sweet. "Brother Er Mao
? Didn't you murmur while eating? Would you like to try the rabbit head I brought you?"
).”
Yaomei short-circuited for a few seconds, “I’ve eaten rabbits’ heads.”
We talked about music, movies, and mahjong, but generally we fell silent on other topics. At this time, the flying dust in the lights will grow crazy.
Yaomei sits by the window smoking her mint-flavored Aixi, a GIF that revolves around the life journey of the smoke ring, a fragment of a long night. Her expression was always unusually indifferent.
I went and bought her the best looking dress in the mall, and I can't describe it, it's almost like this:
After the younger sister put it on, she politely said goodbye to me, but she turned her head and threw it into the garbage heap. She put on an oversized white T-shirt, tied a bow on her belly button, and printed the words "Today today" on her chest. I'll raise a glass and get drunk on all the devils."
I don't understand these post-00s.
When I arrived in Nanjing, there were two rows of bungalows slumped in the shapely smog: Shaxian Snacks, Home Inn, Adult Products, Shanshan Hair Salon, Dongfanghong Internet Cafe, Chongqing Noodles, Chengdu Maocai... (Sell my love, you have a conscience behind your back. Debt, let me keep you attentively, hey, stay.)
"Why do I feel that even though I have arrived at a new place, everything is still the same?"
Mandun'er's sudden melancholy made me feel very strange, so I had to bury my head. I went to the "Jinfeng Impression Health Club" that Yaomei said, but only found one "Fengjie Sichuan Restaurant". As soon as I entered the door, I heard a familiar sentence, what should the two teachers eat?
Yaomei recognized us, and tears were about to come out. "Hey, business is not easy to do, mainly because of different consumption habits. It's freezing cold here as soon as winter starts, and no one goes out to wash their feet. We insist on sending technicians to the door, forcing people to transform their industries. I thought I came here for Aunt Feng. Just translate Mandarin, how do you know, every day I wash chicken feet and pig feet, and I have to pay for a pot of meat and vegetables." The more she talked, the more excited she became, and her makeup looked like a female classmate with a story.
She suddenly stretched out her hands, "Hurry up and kidnap me! I can't stay any longer!"
"Young sister, go back to get the bikini, and go to Hainan with my brother to see the mermaid on the sunny beach." There are estimated to be 500 yuan in the bag. , I am so courageous.
Each of us fixed a pair of toad mirrors at the stall, got in the car and turned on the stereo, "Love Birds" by Lin Yilun.
Yaomei took out a small comb and combed her eyelashes, "The song you listen to is so old, is there any freestyle?"
I thought about it, "I have a brother who is more awesome than Wu Yifan."
(rap by Huang Yuli)
In the rearview mirror, Yaomei blew a strawberry-flavored bubble with satisfaction, and the entire city behind her was sucked into her pink miniature cyclone and burst.
I must have been deceived by them, although I was deceived voluntarily.
The so-called Hainan is actually just a motel, a sign that says "Every South owes you a welcome!" For the single room that Brother Er Mao ordered, more than two people would have to pay extra, so I could only sneak in through the window. The most annoying thing is that they don't take me out every day, there is nothing in the room, only an empty jar from the old godmother!
I put on my straw hat, sunglasses, beach dress, sunscreen, and decided to go through the window and go to the beach. When the sun was on the coconut tree, a cross-eyed man came over and yelled at me with a strange voice, saying that he would cut off my favor and threw me a large stack of money.
I quickly turned back to the hotel and left a note for them, saying that Hainan is too boring and I want to go home.
But when I got to the airport, I didn't want to go back to Chengdu, so I just folded back.
The note on the table was gone. It is estimated that Brother Ermao rushed on the flight to Chengdu before taking off to get me off, while Brother Manduner looked at the roaring plane and started the car to aim at the next absent-minded direction. Once the road forks, it will lead to a completely different world.
Fortunately, as soon as we aliens leave, the old place becomes a new paradise. ＊ Crushing
you as a ghost: Chongqing dialect, translated into Chinese, it translates as "What a ghost", English greeting translates as "Strange to meet you." WeChat public account: EyeLoveYou movie story subverts a movie in 5 minutes
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