It is not recommended to click to play if you are over 10 years old

Johathan 2022-03-28 09:01:04

I am a person who likes watching movies. There are a lot of movies that I forget after watching them. As you get older, your memory gets worse. I'm going to write about the movies I've seen, and I probably have a good idea in mind. I basically represent the average appreciation level of a normal audience. The starting point is also relatively objective, it will not be maliciously evaluated, and it will not be beautified for free. Some friends who clicked in accidentally, some views are for reference only.
This movie reminds me of the toys I played on my grandma's sofa around the third grade of elementary school.
At that time, there were many fun toys, such as Saint Seiya, Demon Altar Fighter, Dinosaur Express, Sailor Moon, Teletubbies, pirated Transformers... and even Journey to the West.
The protagonist of the Dinosaur Grand Crux


Most of the toys are in a team of 5 people. The captain must be red. Most of these toys can be assembled and combined into a big guy. For example, the one below is called "War God". I believe many post-80s have seen it.
Voltron

So generally speaking, there are exactly 5 torso plus hands and feet. What if there is one more? Does it become a chicken? ...
so the routine of the latter type of film is created.
1. A five-person team must have a core big brother.
2. There must be more than one female character in a five-person team. It took me many years to learn that Shun of the Saint Seiya was not a woman. . .
3. There must be more than one different race in a five-person team.
4. There must be one person in the five-person team that can do it.
5. There must be a team of five with a slightly higher IQ or better technology.
6. Red, yellow, blue, green, and black are the most commonly used colors. Occasionally, purple and orange are added.
7. One of the five-man squad must be able to fly, or it is a long-range attack.
8. The villain is bound to lose, and usually has a very low IQ. A team of five usually has one person who comes back from the dead. All kinds of resurrection, and even make you feel that sometimes the character is dying to be resurrected.

This kind of content almost doesn't need to consider how 5 people form a team, just find a scene and start embarrassing chat after putting it in it. Looking back on the epic background of Journey to the West, I know how powerful the ancients were.
This kind of content must be transformed, wearing armor or bikini is not a big problem. When you change your body, you can design costume props on toys.
This kind of content must have an identifier, such as a token, a weapon, etc. Represents a class of identity. Meet the attributes of children's offline confrontation.
The screenwriter and director of this kind of film should be very relaxed, because the promotion of the plot often requires no reason at all. Weiguang is advertising in place.

So after ten years old, I don't play with these toys very much.

Goodbye my childhood~

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Extended Reading

Power Rangers quotes

  • Billy Cranston: Did I die?

    Kimberly Hart: No!

    Trini: Yes!

    [the girls glare at each other]

    Zack Taylor: A little.

    Billy Cranston: I saw my dad...

  • [last lines]

    Zordon: This Ranger team did what my team could not. You will humbly walk amongst your peers, but heroes you all will be. Each of your names will be etched alongside the great Ranger teams before you. I will always owe a debt of gratitude to you all.