There may be a limit to the limit

Jerrod 2022-03-25 09:01:09

For the first time in my life, watching a movie is disgusting. The plot and characters are messed up like shit. A stupid big man who ran into Aventure when he went out, the protagonist had a halo of peach blossoms, and the female characters basically wanted to sleep with him except for the aunt; a smile with a sinister smile and high gums was comparable to that of the pond master, making it difficult to tell whether it was a broken arm attack or an attack Lala L's sniper; there is also a tall and suspected bisexual vase girl who is always looking forward to changing the world, and an action master who is close to soy sauce with a very unclear role position, together with some neurotic soy sauce, to smash together After the conspiracy of the mentally handicapped villain, the world was saved in a rush.

The protagonist team has all kinds of monsters and monsters, and all kinds of gods are online. The protagonist's upper body is very busy and his lower body is very busy, and he makes a living by giggling and self-encouragement; the rest of the characters, Soy Sauce, interact with Soy Sauce, including but not limited to heterosexuality, suspected bisexuality, and suspected Lara. There are also a number of soy sauce characters, who have a very low sense of presence because they failed to successfully establish a foundation, and can only rely on cheap methods such as somersaults to get attention. There is another kung fu master, who is responsible for the domestic box office, but the role is ambiguous. After the opening, it is easy to develop the plot and has nothing to do. After watching the movie, people can barely remember that his hands are flexible, and he is a single dog who fell from the sky.

You have to set a limit to kill Matt, okay?

The first villain died of too much talk, too much talk, and too much talk. But no amount can compare to the number of eloquent, nonsense, decent people who came out first. The strange thing is that the villain was killed by the pond owner Lala T while taking sufficient measures to have no dead ends. The decent was smashed to the ground by a huge satellite from the sky and exploded on the spot.

Your protagonist's halo should also have a lower limit, okay?

The second villain died of too few words, too few words, and too few words. Less than decent. After one shot at the kung fu master, he took a black box and manipulated the satellite to destroy the protagonist team. No matter how the injured kung fu master teased, he ignored it, completely forgetting that the kung fu master fell from the sky like a satellite, and he was so frightened that he knelt down. On the ground, two eyes shivered from under the table like a snail, and "Conquest" was almost sung. In the face of such a super-god character, after one shot knocked people into red blood, he actually gave up the great opportunity to make up the knife, fully learned the lesson that the first villain was often hacked, and manipulated the satellite without saying a word. In the end, he was blown away by the strong wind on the parachute with Kung Fu high gloves. The kung fu master also revived the blood and demons on the spot like eating cheese, grabbed the parachute and flew, and finally landed safely.

There should also be a limit for the villain's brain-dead.

The whole plot is messy and illogical. The FBI agents held a meeting with a large head, and the security was useless. The kung fu masters fell from the sky, and most of them died without the palm of the Tathagata. When everyone boarded the heavily guarded island, they were attacked by foreign troops, and the whole audience was charged without warning. Excuse me? Foreign troops? What about the gangsters on the island? All dead? Not to mention things like flying a plane and hitting a satellite. Knowing where a satellite fell from is amazing these days, and the plane still flew over there for several reasons. In the end, he actually controlled the plane to hit the plane, and the ten rings of red hearts were accurately hit, really running! When the protagonist team ran out of ammunition and food and fell into a deep siege, another god-level character suddenly flashed without any foundation in the film, and climbed high and set fire to it. , completely destroy the enemy and save the lives of everyone. Seeing this, I burst into tears, the regular army beat the street ruffians, and was finally wiped out by unknown diners at the roadside stalls. This plot...why pay to insult my IQ!

There should be a limit to cheating money, okay?

Negative Ratings.

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xXx: Return of Xander Cage quotes

  • Xander Cage: Wow. No wonder our country's in debt trillions of dollars. Do you really need all these gadgets to get the bad guys?

    Jane Marke: Oh, we don't need any of it. But it makes the catching a hell of a lot more fun.

  • Jane Marke: Agent Clearidge worked closely with Gibbons. She'll handle support for the operation.

    Becky Clearidge: And I bet a guy like you needs a lot of support. What are you? Like 220? 230? Be honest. 250 is the hard max for my swing.

    Xander Cage: Oh, come on.

    Becky Clearidge: I'm kidding. It's not like I have a safe word, or anything. It's "kumquat." Never really think about it. Kumquat.