A movie that pleases "the person you want to please" is a good movie

Enid 2022-03-25 09:01:09

A movie that pleases "the person you want to please" is a good movie . Profound things such as philosophy of life, analysis of human nature, and social thought are not what this work pursues .

So from this point of view, this film is indeed a very successful film, and it is also worth recommending to those who like this genre .

Specifically, the stimulation brought by this film in terms of "sex" stimulation and "blood" stimulation is the ultimate. The sexy body that can't be seen, the screams that can't be heard, the feast of blood and violence, is simply unparalleled. In the face of these, the paleness of the plot can be ignored. It is undeniable that even if you are bored with the plot and fast-forward, you can still reap the excitement and pleasure in the few shots captured in the fast-forward . This film is one such film.

Of course, the lack of character characterization is a major shortcoming of this work for me. At least in my personal opinion, I prefer to see a hard-hearted and free-spirited tough guy as the protagonist of this story, rather than a stubborn and upright boy of the creampie type, and the little girlfriend Kelly played by Jessica Szoll is also not good-looking ( At least not my type) and thin (especially when I was in the camera with Kelly Brook and Riley Steele). Although Kelly is not mediocre in appearance, in such a thrill-seeking film where breasts and buttocks can be seen everywhere, I would rather see Danni played by Kelly Brook as being able to overwhelm the presence of appearance. The sexy goddess carries the banner of the heroine.

In addition, although it is just a vase from beginning to end, I have to say that Crystal, played by Riley Steele, is really beautiful! To have a figure and a figure, you need to have good looks and good looks, especially for someone like me who likes fair skin, her presence has completely overshadowed Kelly Brook, who is known as the "Britain's No. 1 Sexiest Goddess". . From the 26th minute of the film, the scene of Crystal played by Rayleigh Steele and Danni played by Kelly Brook playing around in the water like a mermaid is definitely one of the biggest highlights of the film, and it shows the beauty of the female body. Extreme.

Regrettably, Crystal and Danni, which I was optimistic about, both died in the end. Although the scene of countless non-breasted buttocks being torn apart by piranhas is indeed one of the highlights of this film, the tragic deaths of Crystal and Danni, two of the most beautiful sexy goddesses, did not excite me. , but made me feel a little sad and pity . So that I didn't feel enough satisfaction for the victory and rescue of the hero and heroine at the end (of course the routine), but felt a little boring, so I fast-forwarded and skipped all the remaining scenes after Danni's death, and in I've been saddened by the deaths of Crystal and Danni all this time, and can't be more excited .

Of course, apart from this closing part, the other parts are indeed more successful in seeking "stimulation", so I will only deduct one star and give four stars.

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Piranha 3D quotes

  • Jake Forester: [to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

  • Danni: Nice horn.

    Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs.

    Danni: Thanks.

    Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.

    Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?

    Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.

    Danni: They all do.