On the importance of reading more, preparing tomatoes and eating more chickens and understanding foreign languages

Jess 2022-03-25 09:01:09

Children's fantasy film, the Chinese translation name is too daily, the beginning is very powerful, the middle development falls into a cliché, and the end is shocking and wants to return to the theme of family love.

The genie book writers seem to have the streak's tendency to "secrecy of truth", that is, to hide the truth if revealing it would bring misfortune to the people.

Many paradoxes:

1. The author of the book wrote a book in order to prove his life's dedication, but the publication of this book caused his life to end prematurely.

2. The human elves who are obsessed with studying strange elves and neglect their own flesh and blood are not like this for most people.

3. The villains are all stupid and stupid. The big Boss that everyone is afraid of is actually a chicken rib, and it feels no harm at all.

4. There are so many elves with super powers, but the villain elves that appear are just some toads afraid of ketchup and monkeys (orangutans?) who can change thirty-six, and the transformation becomes very difficult, and they can't become any powerful characters. . The dandelion air elf who inadvertently grabbed the camera, so the stunt of blowing the sky, was not used to fight, fearing that the book would fall into the hands of the great devil.

5. The bird-catcher pig, which was originally just a small supporting role, has a magical saliva that makes mortals eye-opening, and it can digest the big devil without nausea or backlash. This film tells us to eat more chicken, after all, chicken is also a bird.

6. Why should a book of elves be written in English when all elves can read English? Why are dryad spells so easy to read right? If there is any secret in the future, it must be written in a language that others do not understand. Please refer to "Naturalist".

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The Spiderwick Chronicles quotes

  • [Hogsqueal spits in Jared's eyes to give him the sight to see the goblins]

    Hogsqueal: [Hogsqueal laughs to himself] Nailed him! I have given you the sight, a gift only a hobgoblin can bestow.

    Jared Grace: [Jared wipes off the gooey spit] Oh, gross!

    Hogsqueal: You're welcome. Now, let's go!

  • [Mulgarath reminds Redcap that he failed him]

    Mulgarath: You failed me, Redcap!

    Red Cap: There are two human boys with the same faces. The Jared and the not Jared. We took the wrong one.