On the importance of reading more, preparing tomatoes and eating more chickens and understanding foreign languages

Jess 2022-03-25 09:01:09

Children's fantasy film, the Chinese translation name is too daily, the beginning is very powerful, the middle development falls into a cliché, and the end is shocking and wants to return to the theme of family love.

The genie book writers seem to have the streak's tendency to "secrecy of truth", that is, to hide the truth if revealing it would bring misfortune to the people.

Many paradoxes:

1. The author of the book wrote a book in order to prove his life's dedication, but the publication of this book caused his life to end prematurely.

2. The human elves who are obsessed with studying strange elves and neglect their own flesh and blood are not like this for most people.

3. The villains are all stupid and stupid. The big Boss that everyone is afraid of is actually a chicken rib, and it feels no harm at all.

4. There are so many elves with super powers, but the villain elves that appear are just some toads afraid of ketchup and monkeys (orangutans?) who can change thirty-six, and the transformation becomes very difficult, and they can't become any powerful characters. . The dandelion air elf who inadvertently grabbed the camera, so the stunt of blowing the sky, was not used to fight, fearing that the book would fall into the hands of the great devil.

5. The bird-catcher pig, which was originally just a small supporting role, has a magical saliva that makes mortals eye-opening, and it can digest the big devil without nausea or backlash. This film tells us to eat more chicken, after all, chicken is also a bird.

6. Why should a book of elves be written in English when all elves can read English? Why are dryad spells so easy to read right? If there is any secret in the future, it must be written in a language that others do not understand. Please refer to "Naturalist".

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Extended Reading
  • Ashleigh 2022-03-29 09:01:03

    The movie remakes of the best-selling books are similar in general pattern? The wizard version of Harry Potter?

  • Ashleigh 2021-12-12 08:01:13

    I really like this kind of movies, even if it turned out to be "Howling Pig" that ate Mogras in the end--! !

The Spiderwick Chronicles quotes

  • [Jared and Mallory arrive to see their Aunt Lucinda, in a hurry while on the run from the goblins]

    Nurse: Wow, you're really in a hurry.

    Jared Grace: [Jared holds flowers] We're just really excited to see her.

    Nurse: [as Mallory carries her sword at her side] Those are nice flowers, and sword.

    Mallory Grace: Oh, I take fencing.

  • [Hogsqueal learns that he must warn the others that Mulgarath knows how to break the circle]

    Hogsqueal: [Hogsqueal talks to himself] Oh, no. This is not good. Just find the human boy. Must warn him. Or maybe I'll just hide. Ooh, I like that plan.