The title of the film is "Crosso Behemoth". At first glance, it sounds like a monster movie, but it's actually a messy movie that I don't know how to define! I originally watched it for Hathaway and my big cousin. After reading it, I thought, Oh my God, what the hell did I watch? The movie really only has Hathaway and the big cousin left. Except for the two of them, the others are useless!
High-energy warning, the following is a serious spoiler, and the spoiler is clean!
This film tells the story of a scumbag who doesn't do her job all day. She is disliked by her boyfriend and swept out of the house. She returns to her hometown and meets her old alumni. The alumni opened a bar and she ran to help. While flirting with the alumni's handsome friends, while accepting the alumni's ambiguity, she also keeps in touch with her boyfriend. The heroine found out that she could control the monster, and later discovered that the alumni could also control another monster. The alumni wanted the heroine to stay by her side because she was too perverted, and used the monster to destroy it. The heroine controlled her own monster and threw the alumni into the house. 108,000 miles to save Korea!
God, just from the synopsis, you can see that this movie is really a bad movie! The scumbag's whitewashing record? You can't be so scumbag just because you're beautiful, right? Breaking up with my boyfriend seems to be just a quarrel. I got angry and separated. As soon as I returned to my hometown, I hooked up with my old classmate and accepted all kinds of benefits from my old classmate! This kind of benefit is obviously beyond the scope of the old classmates, so I'm about to tell you naked, I'm going to fuck you! Since the heroine readily accepts it, why doesn't she accept other people's wishes? If you don't accept people's wishes, why don't you reject them? That's not all, I started flirting with the handsome friends of my old classmates at the first meeting, saying that they always exclude good-looking people! Oh, NO, do you want such an obvious seduction! Later, he went straight in, sent B directly to the door, and went to the handsome guy's house to sleep with him! One side is hooking up with two men, and the other side is still in contact with her boyfriend, trying to restore the relationship. Isn't this a scumbag?
Old school, I really can't guess what you're thinking, do you like the heroine or are you jealous of her? If you don't like it, why do you help her like that, sending her a TV and a sofa, sending her furniture and food, and letting her go to work in her own bar. This is beyond the boundaries of an old classmate, right? When you were a child, you broke the handiwork made by the heroine, OK, I can understand that you think the heroine's life is terrible now, and it is a condescending charity, but why is it that you are always jealous for no reason? Are you angry that the heroine doesn't like you? I really can't see that you don't like the heroine! But since you like the heroine, why did you show no mercy when you fought against the heroine later, without the slightest bit of distress? As a man, is it really okay to be so cruel to a woman?
Ex-boyfriend, I'm so worthless for you! Such a scumbag, what do you want her for? The film has already said that the heroine has been at home for a year, she does nothing for the whole day, she goes to drink exclusively, and often does not return home at night. The hero's heart is really big, and she spends her own money Still cuckolding him frantically outside, don't you really need to divide it earlier? After the quarrel and separation, I called to ask the heroine how she was doing recently, worried that she would do stupid things because of her lovelornness, but people are not in pain, so don't be too dashing to hook up with all kinds of men here! After going to the old friend's bar of the heroine, it is already obvious that the old friend and the heroine have an affair. You actually want the heroine to go back with you? All I can say is, your love is so tolerant!
The handsome friend of the old school, I will just ask, are you a man! Obviously, you were teased by the heroine and already fell in love with her, but when you saw the woman you like, in front of you, being beaten madly by an old school friend, how could you pretend to ignore it? Shouldn't he come forward and show off with the old alumni, saying that he slept with the heroine, and then PK with the old alumni? The old alumni is also, obviously he has already seen it, and he can't capture the heart of the heroine by sending the sofa, the TV and the furniture, but he is easily captured by the handsome friend, aren't you angry? Shouldn't you beat up your handsome friend? What is hitting the mistress? Although the heroine is very scumbag, it's fine if you cherish your life and stay away from scumbags. Why do you want to beat her? Is this a real man?
Another friend with digestive system disease, is it really necessary to exist? It didn't play a role at all at the beginning, but later, he made a sacrifice for the old schoolmate to go crazy after drinking. Is such a role really necessary? The old schoolmate satirized him for jerking off in the toilet and taking drugs, and then the solid friendship was over. After that, the character disappeared completely and never appeared again, which made me still worry about whether he finally reconciled with the old school. , where did he go? Could it be that he was provoked by the old school and left the crew in a fit of rage?
I don't think my boyfriend is too demanding, after all, a man can't stand it like the heroine; I don't think the old schoolmate is crazy, after all, it is really scary to hate because of love (but it seems that at the end of the film, the old schoolmate is jealous of the heroine, a little bit I don't love the heroine), so it's understandable; I don't think handsome friends are cowardly, after all, there are a lot of cowardly men, and there are quite a few pustules like him. I just think the heroine is too scumbag! Of course I'm talking about the protagonist in the film, not Hathaway.
There are also a lot of completely useless settings in the film. At the beginning, when her boyfriend broke up with the heroine, she said that she slept all day, so she didn't come back. As a result, when she arrived at her hometown, she really slept everywhere, leaning against the wall of the house, lying on a mattress that was not yet inflated. I went to bed and sat on a park bench to sleep. I thought this was an interesting setting. Could it be that the monster came out when he fell asleep, but he didn't sleep in the second half, and he didn't mention why he liked sleep so much. And the monster can only be controlled when she is awake, so what's the use of this setting appearing over and over again? Funny?
There is also the setting of love to forget things. When I met an old school for the first time, I asked my friend's mother in the car how it was. I completely forgot that his mother was dead. I forgot to tell my alumni that I wanted to go to work at his bar on the sofa after I got drunk, and I forgot to walk away directly while I was having a video with my boyfriend. Well, I know, these are all to pave the way for the heroine to forget that her handiwork was trampled by old schoolmates when she was a child, but will this pavement be too much? Just say the lines in one sentence. Does it take so much trouble?
There is also a love of drinking. At first I thought that the heroine loves drinking, and the old schoolmates also love to drink. Did they turn into monsters to make trouble after drinking, and don’t remember when they wake up? It turns out that this setting is useless at all! The love of drinking doesn't help the plot at all! Is it really a promotional film about quitting drinking, or is it just to find a reason for the heroine's scum? I was drunk, so I just hang out everywhere, and I don't go home, so I broke up with my boyfriend? I'm drunk, so I ask all kinds of things from old schoolmates, almost like asking for gifts from my boyfriend? I was drunk, so I was excited for a while, ran to the old school handsome friend's house, and got into the handsome man's bed? NO, I refuse to accept it, you are scum! This pot of wine is not back!
There are too many grooves, such as the phrase "I'm sorry I'm wrong", are you living in the last era? Why take the risk of being known by others and go to ask others? Mobile phone Baidu, please? In addition, the handsome friend also mentioned that people who may be asked will know that I thought it was a FLAG, but it turned out to be completely useless!
The old school's machine monster, why should you be afraid of the heroine's monster? The heroine can manipulate her own monster to catch the old schoolboy, why doesn't the old schoolboy manipulate his own monster and catch the heroine first? Even if there are more people in South Korea, you can swept across it directly. It is better to kill 10,000 by mistake and not let the heroine go, but you are too cowardly. As soon as the heroine's monster arrives, you will run away immediately! Are you really a man?
The old school's monster appeared in South Korea and immediately caused a sensation, but the heroine's monster appeared in the United States, but no one seemed to know about it. What's the matter? Is the heroine's monster simple, cute, fresh and refined? Or is that town sparsely populated and dead? No one cares to see this big monster that has been known for thousands of years?
What does it mean to throw the monster away at the end? Do you think you are a monster, so you are so powerful that you can be thrown into outer space? Otherwise, if you throw it casually, you may throw it somewhere, maybe it will be thrown into the city center, then a behemoth is thrown down, and a city is estimated to be destroyed! Are you saving people, or are you cheating people?
Why did South Korea suffer? Just because the handicraft the heroine made when she was a child is a Korean house? Was trampled by a vicious old school like a monster, so it symbolizes that the monster stepped on Korea? Or because where the heroine is, the monster is on the opposite side of the earth? South Korea is miserable enough, and it was shot in the middle of the film, but is this really not a sworn film of the US emperor stepping on South Korea's soles?
There is also a headache for the heroine, who has been massaging her head, saying that it is neurasthenia, so she falls asleep at every turn? You've been massaging your head, and it turned out to be struck by lightning as a child! When I saw Khan was struck by lightning in "The Legend of the Female Doctor Ming Concubine", I was never so excited! You and the old alumni were both hacked! So you've been hacked? So sleepless and often forgetting things? But the old schoolmate who was also hacked was fine, he didn't have a headache, he didn't fall asleep, and he didn't forget anything? Is it because of the good physique of men? Or did the heroine do it at all?
The coming and going of the monster is also puzzling, just because the heroine is angry, so the monster came? Or, are the heroine and the old school students the children chosen by the monster? Want to start a Digimon copy? If you are angry, you are so old, and you have never been angry again. Why have there been no reports of monsters? Why did the monster suddenly appear when I returned to my hometown? It is also very strange to disappear, just leave? So is it really not coming back? How do I feel, the setting of the monster is that it will go as soon as it says it?
Is the wetland in the park the magnetic field that controls the monsters? No, it's not the same for the heroine to go to South Korea, so why do you have to control it in that wetland? I really don't understand, director, can you tell me what is going on in this wetland?
What does the end result mean? Isn't it good to end the performance after the heroine threw the monster away? Why go to a bar and tell stories to people? As a result, people pretended not to understand, rolled their eyes and said: "Would you like something to drink, coffee, tea or cococola?" Calculated that you want to end, and also came to show goodwill to the big cousin, indicating that you will Keep on being together, what's going on with this ending? What about the big cousin, just went offline like this? But that's fine, such a scumbag, don't be the best!
So what is this movie about? What is the main line of the story? I really don't understand! Is the heroine's transformation from a lazy waste to an independent woman? Obviously not! She just happened to make a strange mistake, and she is still the same lazy scum! Is the heroine's transformation from a passively abandoned character in love to being pursued and actively chosen? Indeed, it is rare that such a scumbag heroine can be liked by everyone! But I feel more that the main line of this movie is the three paragraphs of the heroine's sexual encounters! With boyfriends, old school friends, and handsome friends! And the story of killing the old schoolmates who were conspiring against him!
God, what the hell did I see! This movie, if it weren't for Hathaway and my big cousin, I don't know how to persevere! The negative points of the plot are rough, Hathaway 2.5, big cousin 2.5, 5 points, thank you, really can't be more!
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