Embarrassing from start to finish

Rosario 2022-09-22 00:42:14

After watching the trailer, I naively thought it was a sci-fi movie that could surpass Marvel, but I was slapped in the face.
The beginning is normal. Just like most sci-fi movies, the background of the story is presented to you first. Scientists have studied several robots that can hang up the sky, and they are always controlled by the evil scientist boss during the testing process.
Very clichéd plot, a guy who looks like an officer does the background narration instead of subtitles or narration, the protagonists are pulled by scientists to the laboratory to transform (one can control stones, one can flash, one can be invisible when touching water and can control their own body temperature) , one will become a bear man and immortal), because it was illegally targeted by the army, but the boss activated a self-exposure bomb during the army speculator process, and as a result, he absorbed various materials due to various coincidences and turned into a monster ( no problem). Because he can control the machine, he took away a lot of weapons and equipment. Because he is too powerful, only the protagonists he created can defeat him. The state therefore appointed a beautiful military officer to lobby.
Immediately after the beautiful officer came on stage, he had a lot of embarrassing conversations with Barabala, an officer who was later a traitor, and then turned around in a gorgeous manner, and his subordinates found the hiding places of the four protagonists (hidden for 40 years, instantly It was found, after all, the army, there is nothing wrong). The beautiful officers went to find them one by one. Due to the transformation of their bodies, the protagonists felt that they were monsters and suffered great physical and mental harm. It was still a very awkward conversation, and the four protagonists were inexplicably recruited.
Immediately after, I found the boss's lair (find it so quickly? Of course it's not that simple), and then went to fight in a hurry (Hey, it's easy to find a bomb to blow it up), and then It was a terrifying fight scene, but it was only handsome for three minutes, three were caught, and the protagonist who controlled the stone was directly disabled by the boss. But the boss is a boss after all, and he did not choose to insult them. Although he built his own clone army, he was not interested in the genes of the protagonists. Instead, he asked the protagonist to consider following him to rule the world. When thinking about the protagonists, I took my own clone troop and marched all the way to Moscow (yes, all the way, the country has no intention of interfering, President, you are really watching the play like this) Okay), but the boss is a boss after all. Instead of directly occupying the country, he brought a large group of tanks and a large group of helicopters to blow up a tower and transport it to the middle of several buildings to use as a signal transmitter (what? Why not If you use it directly as a launcher, you have to blow it up and transport it. They are bosses!!).
The protagonist who controls the stone was seriously injured, and when nothing could be done, an old professor heard that a guardian organization had been established to visit, and told himself that he had visited the boss's test base, and then stopped by to treat the protagonist who could control the stone (but there was no condolence. The scene of blasting the sky, just a shot is enough), when the boss was busy building a house, the beautiful officer took the army to the boss base to rescue the protagonist and his party. After the rescue, the old professor stayed there to study the boss clone (research After a long time, a very strong boss came to the conclusion that the protagonists must work together to defeat him), and then the old professor was killed by the returning boss thinking of using gas. At this time, the military discovered that the giant signal tower built by the boss was to connect with a cannon during the Cold War orbiting the earth. The power of this cannon was enough to destroy the earth. And because the signal tower is protected by an energy shield, ordinary missile attacks are completely ineffective.
The protagonists have gathered again, and due to the efforts of the military, everyone has created their own weapons and equipment according to their own conditions (Bang Xiong gave a deformed Gatling, and it will automatically aim; will control the stone for him to use Stone creates a soft whip with electromagnetic pulses; Invisible Woman's clothes make her invisible without staying in the water and can make her own items invisible; Flash brother's clothes can resist any physical damage), followed by the protagonist A group of people sneaked into the building built by the boss under this seemingly perfect lineup, but were attacked by the clone army above when they passed through the connection in the building. At this moment of crisis, a flash of men descended from the sky in a plane, using steel The cable hooks the building and cuts off the connecting rope at the foot of the clone army when the building rotates and falls (why don't you cut off the entire tower). After saving the three, the protagonist entered the tower and the four entered the tower. Facing the energy controller, they were at a loss. At this time, the flashing man suddenly said that the invisible woman could melt steel. After hearing this, the invisible woman went straight to the Hold the controller with high voltage in front of you (don't you have a weapon, flash man, didn't you even cut the car in half). In short, because the invisible woman cut off the energy, the energy shield of the signal tower failed. At this time, the army commander came forward and said that the signal tower should be destroyed by missiles, but the beautiful commander did not agree, because the protagonists were still fighting with the boss, but the protagonists I was completely abused by the boss in one face-to-face. In the end, I relied on the flash man to project the steel cable onto the plane to save my life. When several people escaped by the plane, the missile also arrived as scheduled, the boss controlled the plane out of balance, and the protagonists fell into the river. In the middle, the boss controls the missile to guide it into the air. The protagonist who climbed out of the river saw this scene and decided to give it a try, so the four of them took a shoulder and passed it to the male protagonist who could control the stone, launching an energy wave, directly destroying the signal tower, and burying the boss in it, The battle is over, peace is restored in Moscow, and the protagonists go back to their lives.
This is over, NO, NO, NO, things are far from over. At the end of the film, the beautiful commander told several protagonists that other guardians were discovered, and an inexplicable easter egg was interspersed behind it (the beautiful commander was killed by two people on a rainy night. The individual was escorted to the port, but was countered and the name of the messenger was revealed), is this telling the audience that there is a second part?
In short, I was embarrassed from the beginning to the end, and I couldn't keep up with the progress of the plot when I complained. A full movie feels like every minute is a slot.
And many of the holes dug at the beginning have not been filled, in short, the plot is not coherent, and there are too many loopholes. After reading it, my head is full of one sentence: what the hell is this. Gorgeous special effects, shit-like plot, I really can't think of a reason to recommend it to others. If someone asks me for my review of this movie, it's just two words.

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  • Khan: In this world, even good has to clench its fists.