we're gonna kill you baby

Branson 2022-09-24 21:49:39

Because of my strong taste, I have seen almost all kinds of horror movies and TV series, especially zombie movies. Since the entry of "Resident Evil", I have been out of control. Although I have read countless movies and found that the routines are similar, I am addicted to it. Unable to extricate myself, I always feel that it is very exciting to be chased and eaten. . .



When it comes to the small fresh zombie movie, some people may think of the movie "Warm Corpse". The prosperous beauty of the male god Nicholas can't be concealed even without makeup~

After watching it, I feel that I have opened the door to a new world. Having looks is self-willed, and zombie movies can also be turned into small fresh love movies.
Until "The Taste of a Small Town" refreshed my world view again, what is a small fresh romance, this is a family comedy. The original English name is "Santa Clarita Diet", and the translation into "Small Town Taste" can be regarded as retaining the original flavor. What a small and fresh name. I didn't know it and thought it was a healing film like "Late Night Cafeteria". However, here "Taste" is the taste of human flesh.
A good middle-class family of three, the wife vomited happily as she spoke. She vomited unceremoniously and without cutting corners. It was a bit like a toilet pipe burst. . . Just looking at the picture seems to be able to hear the sound of "whoosh". . .



After that, I started eating raw meat happily like I suddenly decided to go vegetarian. My whole person became more energetic and radiant, and my married life became more harmonious. . . Excuse me? The character setting of this zombie is also very positive. In fact, this is not bad, except for eating some raw meat and theoretically belonging to a dead person, other changes are quite good. The family also obediently accepted this fact.
However, if it's as simple as "getting a little weirder", then what's next! So the plot bypassed "the whole drama is over" and continued to go in the direction of heavy taste.
Well, next time, good boy, cover your eyes.


Chew on your fingers with enjoyment~


You disturbed the baby to eat~


However, the husband's reaction is the following picture, this Husband, it's fine if you don't run, is this a comparison? "Baby, you've been eating a lot lately~~~"


No matter how stupid and cute the husband and wife are, as a law-abiding citizen, killing someone after most of their life is still a bit sensible. Of course, it is even more sensible when the neighbors to the left and right are all policemen. . .
I'm watching you... That cuteness doesn't work for me, hum!


In fact, it doesn't matter if you kill a person, just bury it well, the worst thing is that after eating human flesh, your mouth becomes picky and you will never go back to the days of eating animals! Chicken, duck, beef, sheep, and seafood will not work! Can't live! Just want to eat human flesh! Human flesh is still fresh! If you die for too long without freezing insurance, don't!
This is the first time I have seen such an expensive zombie. . . Who is cute~ and my husband is so cute~~


but! Zaifang also wants to love his wife, so the good husband, the model of the universe, who loves his wife's hungry stomach, said:



With this pampering look, it seems that killing people and eating people is not so important anymore.
But as a single Wang, I still really want to remind you: You are still human if you don't even let zombie movies go!
The next plot is to continue the wonderful trend of heavy talk, often funny and occasionally a little moving. Drinking blood plasma and chatting with friends, trying to find bad people to eat, and shaving legs for wife's dinner. . . These are everyday.

Maybe life is really shit sometimes, but even if it is so bad that there are bloody guts everywhere, cherishing the people in front of you will make the bad level go back a little bit, as long as you are a little more careful, you can see hidden A loved one in blood and blood, and his lovely smile.

Also, companionship is often more effective than a cup of hot chocolate, and I don’t even look at a cup of hot water.

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