witch is too weak

Rashawn 2022-03-28 09:01:02

1. A single work is no longer enough: Little Red Riding Hood's cloak + Cinderella's golden shoes (Crystal slippers are not enough?) + Rapunzel's hair + Jack's magic beans ☞ to a sick cow = Wait for a glass of eternal youthful milk!

2. The song may be sung worse, the average age of the actors should be capitalized, and the props are slightly stronger than the stage play.

3. I originally expected other witches to participate in the second half, but Aunt Mei did it all by herself... But you didn't contribute much in the second half except "begging for milk"!

4. Is this an all-round insult to the giants...especially the female giants...

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Into the Woods quotes

  • Baker: As the Prince anxiously waited, the stepmother took matters, and Florinda's foot, into her own hands.

    Florinda: Careful, my toe!

    Stepmother: Darling, I know!

    Florinda: What will we do?

    Stepmother: It'll have to go/but when you're his bride/you can sit or ride/you'll never need to walk!

    [cuts off Florinda's toe and Florinda screams in pain]

    Baker: Minus one toe, Florinda mounted the Prince's horse, unaware of the blood dripping from the slipper. Lucinda was next...

    Lucinda: Why won't it fit?

    Stepmother: Darling, be still/cut off a bit of the heel and it will/and when you're his wife/you'll have such a life/you'll never need to walk!

    [cuts of Lucinda's heel and Lucinda screams in pain]

    Baker: Minus a heel, Lucinda did her best to swallow the pain.

    Stepmother: It's a perfect fit your highness!

    [Lucinda faints]

  • Jack: Magic what type of magic?

    Baker's Wife: Tell him.

    Baker: Magic that, uh, defies description.