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Mike: [looking at the warning sign in Arabic letters in his hand] In the last forty years, there have been eight thousand declared conflicts. There's thirty three million landmines buried in this area.
Tommy Madison: [smiles widely in disbelief, then chuckles] Landmines? Oh I like it when you get optimistic, Mike.
Mike: [doesn't say anything but carefully scans the area with his eyes]
Tommy Madison: Okay, now you listen Mr. Wikipedia. You can find all kinds of stuff in the desert. Look at the condition that sign is in, okay, who knows where this is from or what it really says. Mike. Don't get paranoid. Don't let that thing mess with your head.
Mike: I'm just reviewing our options.
Tommy Madison: We do have two options because we are such lucky guys. Now we can turn around and die of thirst. Or, we can get to that village within the hour, Mike. I know which option I'm taking.
[in intermittent flashback as Mike is struggling to reach the flare in the desert]
Jenny: [knighting Mike with a ladle in the kitchen] Do you thus pay homage to our crown and swear fealty on our realm?
Mike: [on one knee, smiling, then serious] Your highness, I hereby swear to be a courageous knight, reverent and courteous, always... champion of truth, and justice. I hereby swear to be honest, and good. I swear to protect our realm, and I swear this before you, my Princess.
Jenny: [smiling, eyes tearing up with excitement] Yes.
Mike: [still on one knee looking up at Jenny, confused] Yes what?
Jenny: [stops smiling as understanding sets in her facial expressions, then smiles sadly] Yes, you will be a courageous...
[caresses Mike's face]
Jenny: ... courageous knight.
[stops smiling and walks away tearfully]
