It's Zhang Yimou's fault, one more star

Pamela 2022-03-31 09:01:03

I am a good talker. Genre films are genre films. It is unrealistic to compare the Great Wall to Hacksaw Ridge—the labels of others are history, war, and real events, and it is unrealistic to compare them to Fantastic Beasts—the labels of others It's fantasy, magic, teenagers (don't argue with me about this, the ice and fire in my heart is for adults), it's unrealistic to compare it to your name - people's labels are Japanese comics, youth, and small freshness. So what is it? It is a live-action adaptation of a large-scale web game. In terms of the degree of realism of the ancient style page games - it is the kind of game that often pops up on the download site with a gust of ancient style mid-colors and renders the poor page, what is it called hegemony, chivalrous heroes, or the Three Kingdoms - "The Great Wall" Perfect. Can you imagine a more web-based shot than this? I can't anyway. And Zhang Yimou didn't plagiarize, so compared to Guo Jingming, he is the real pioneer.


I missed the first ten minutes of Matt Damon fighting monsters, and that's all. Still a barrage in my head.

There is no trace of Chinese culture in this film. What is presented is group gymnastics + military parade + commune canteen + the emperor's old man's golden toilet. Li Cuilian said: "My house is a cool tiled house, not like this yellow-blighted house, with its flamboyant doors!"

There are generally three kinds of logical monsters in China: innate (the big snake shot by Houyi), acquired (many years of practice) Cheng Jing), those with the surname Zhao (sent to the mortal or rebels) (there are also some illogical monsters such as the villain spraying water, which are not included). In China, there are generally three types of punishments: those who strike the dazed ruler, those who strike the people who are blinded by the ruler, and those who strike individual villains, rebels or monsters. Therefore, according to the Chinese routine, things like gluttonous gluttons that fall from the sky should have a human form, and the appearance of monsters on the border indicates that the emperor is incompetent, and there should be famine in the country. All of a sudden, greed, one of the seven deadly sins, is very innocent.

Jing Tian's style is really a special cloisonne vase! His surname is Jing.

Acting is actually online. The virtual characters are so good. I still remember that the actors in "Jupiter Rising" wrote "what am I doing" on their faces.

There are hot weapons why not use earlier.

One of the similarities between The Wall and The Dying of Romance is the monotony of scenes that are simply intolerable. If this is Inception, it will be seen through at a glance: these are all collages with ready-made materials + brushes!

There is only so-called trust and distrust between two rational and willful individuals. Instead of copying like a copy of the soldier you jump I jump, that's called obedience. Otherwise, gluttonous is not more trustworthy than you.

I don't know what the prototype of this gluttonous food is, but it should be the same ancestor as the invaders of the blood clan and independence day.

How can gluttonous meat be good? If it is both good and good, there are many more, why worry about the injustice in the world!


The following is the praise:

Andy Lau is so handsome. Acting light.

I don't know who the low-brow pleasing Xiaoshou is, but he and Matt Damon are the most entertaining. The second person to play with Matt Damon is the Prince. Jing Tian is just cloisonne and a strong version of NPC.

The technology of punk bunker is very cool. With Tsui Hark's Oriental Venice Datang Luoyang in front, it is very reasonable to build hot air balloons in the Northern Song Dynasty.

(Can't think of other compliments.)


Summary:

I think the same page game should be released.

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The Great Wall quotes

  • Tovar: Amigo, only you would carry a stupid magnet through the desert.

    William: I can use it to make a compass.

  • William: Look at this army... have you ever seen anything like this ?

    Tovar: Incredible.