"The Great Wall" is long, the Great Wall is magnificent

Devonte 2022-03-29 09:01:02

After watching the epic blockbuster "The Great Wall", I couldn't calm down for a long time.

I am very happy for Director Zhang. After Qiu Ju's local addiction, hero's magic weapon addiction, the big red and green in ambush, and the golden armor's group sex addiction, the four addictions merged, Zhang Dao finally unloaded the burden of the national teacher and the artist, and did a job. He returned to himself, directed the colorful chocolate balls in the mountains and plains, enjoyed the quadruple climax in "Impression · Taotie", and eventually became a generation of masters of disobedience.



However, there are still five mysteries to be solved in my heart:

Why did Matt Damon jump off the city wall without a magnet?
Why does Luhan wear a helmet while doing errands in the kitchen?
What happened to the TF Emperor?
Why didn't Matt Damon get involved with Jing Tian?
What is the origin of the sweetness in the scene and the scene?

After tossing and turning and thinking hard all night, here are my thoughts on the five mysteries:

1. Matt Damon does not have a magnet because he is afraid of losing it. After all, the magnet was more important than his life.
2. Lu Han is fully armed as a cook, because the handsome guy has no hairstyle at all and can only wear a helmet all the time. Stills as evidence



3. The TF emperor should have a healthy dragon body, and Ma Ma finally seems to mention that the emperor gave him endless black powder. (You see my women on both sides)



4. Matt Damon and Jing Tian couldn't spark, probably because they couldn't forget Lu Han's bright eyes. (During the interview, Madha praised Lu Han's eyes full of drama). I agree very much, it looks so good, and the acting is much better than Jing Tian.



5. The origin of Jing Tian is the real tear point of this movie. The generosity and perseverance of the sponsor over the years is the true love of the real world!



These mysteries, obviously I have not explored thoroughly, but also ask you to brainstorm.

I have another suggestion to the crew to use this song as the theme song for the movie. It's heart-wrenching, can't help myself.

http://player.youku.com/player.php/sid/XMjI4NDc2Njgw/v.swf



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  • Carmine 2022-03-22 09:01:43

    It's too earthy, the most boring thing is that Zhang Yimou actually made the Song Dynasty into the Qin Dynasty.

  • Jolie 2022-03-23 09:01:50

    It is worthy of tailor-made, everyone, Jing Tian and the style of this film are closely matched, and the others are in a state of "playing chess with Niangniang". After looking around, I didn't expect that the best performer was the real female, protagonist, and horn - Lu Han. Of course, he is like this in all the films, with a confused look of "Who are you and what are you doing? It's all about me."

The Great Wall quotes

  • Tovar: [to William] You think they see you as some kind of hero? A man of virtue? Maybe you can fool them, but I know what you are. You know what you are. A thief, a liar, and a killer. You can never undo things you have done. And you will never be anything.

  • William: Is there a chance?

    Strategist Wang: There's only one. Kill the Queen. Kill the Queen, or we all die.