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A little disappointed
Johnny 2022-03-27 09:01:09
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Dave: [fixes the video connection] How about now?
Private: Hurray!
Classified: Yes! Way to go, looks fantastic!
Dave: Excellent! Now, where was I?
[laughs maniacally]
Kowalski: Dave!
Short Fuse: Grrrr!
Dave: Greetings, North Wind. I see you've met my old zoo-mates.
Skipper: We were never "mates." There was no mating.
Classified: Turn yourself in, David. You are powerless now that I have stolen your precious Medusa Serum.
Skipper: What? You didn't steal that!
Classified: It's over.
Dave: It's over?
[mock-confusion]
Dave: Then... why did I call you? Wierd. OH! Maybe it was to show you *this*!
[turns camera to reveal a large vat of Medusa Serum]
Kowalski: [collective gasp from everyone] That is a lot of serum for four penguins.
Dave: Oh, you thought this was just about you four? No, no-no-no-no. We're just getting started.
[takes a selfie]
Dave: Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go do some shopping... FOR REVENGE!
[hits button, buzzer sounds. hits button again, same result]
Dave: Wait. How do you...?
Squid: [gurgles instructions]
Dave: What do I push?
Squid: [points and gurgles]
Dave: Is it the red, or...
Squid 2: [points, gurgles, and slaps own head in frustration]
Dave: I thought it was... it's not this -
[screen goes black]
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[after the battle, Dave is revealed made cute by the ray, shrunk and trapped inside a snow globe]
Dave: What? Are you kidding me?
[the snow globe falls from the duct tape, Skipper catches him]
Skipper: Dave. Oh-ho, look at you.
Dave: You think this is over? I'm just getting started! I'm about...
Kowalski: What do we do with him now?
[Rico attempts to swallow the snow globe, but Skipper pulls it away]
Girl with Snow Globe: Aww...
Dave: [to the Penguins] Open this right now!
Skipper: Here you go, kid.
[Skipper tosses the snow globe to the girl, Dave looks at her]
Girl with Snow Globe: Cool.
[the girl sets a finger on the snow globe's glass. Dave puts a tentacle in the same spot and smiles]
Skipper: I hope you find happiness, Dave.
[the girl begins to shake the snow globe hard]
Girl with Snow Globe: It's snowing, it's snowing, it's snowing, it's snowing!
[She runs off shaking the snow globe with Dave whimpering, much to the surprise of the Penguins and the North Wind]