Baori, you raped me! ..

Liana 2022-03-27 09:01:13

Since Nolan's "The Dark Knight" aired, the Joker seems to be a box-office guarantee for "Batman." As long as there is a clown, this series should not be too bad. I always thought so, not because the master's muscles are too obsessed with girls, but because the villain of the clown is too brilliant. However, today the director of the film still asked me to correct my three views on the film. It turns out that no matter how good a character is, it is still a character after all. If you want to really support a film, the most important thing is to learn how to tell a good one first. story.
Of course, I'm not saying that the story told by the director of this film is bad. The framework of this story is based on the original book. It doesn't matter if it is bad or bad. I haven't read the original book, and I only watched some Batman cartoons when I was a child. At that time, I was already impressed by the exaggerated character of the Joker. But that was only impressed by the exaggerated side of the clown's behavior, and he didn't know anything about the background of the clown, including his miserable life experience and the formation of a perverted and anti-social character. If you can see more levels of portrayal of the clown, that would be great. Therefore, when I heard that this film talked about the clown, especially when it came to the bizarre life experience of the clown, I couldn't help but click away.
As the fans said, this film should be divided into two paragraphs according to the original work. The first part is said to be the original, and the latter is the main character. Needless to say, I copied the original book and restored the classics. The problem may be that it is too straightforward. The character of the clown is not clear enough, and the plot is a bit old-fashioned. The manga seems to have a problem. Maybe the director wanted to restore the classics too much, but failed to let go of the characters' personalities and plots. And the original part is basically not well created, how the words and actions of the villain look like a clown, the problem is that the dual business of this product does not seem to be online! Although his personality is a bit clown-like, he also has a bit of skill, likes layout, and then he will say some irritating things, and openly molest the heroine, all of which made me mistakenly think that he is a clown at first. What is the name of the heroine, Barbara (not a little magic fairy), with a strong sense of justice and a secret promise to the master, of course she doesn't eat the villain. In the end, he directly beat the villain into a stupid son of the landlord's family.
Maybe the director also felt that the first half of the story didn't have much to say, so the next step is to let the heroine force the master to brighten everyone's eyes. I said before that the heroine had a secret promise to the master. I believe that everyone who has watched romance dramas should be able to see it, but I am afraid that what the people who eat melons did not expect is that the heroine not only wants to secretly express her love, but also Still want the bead tire dark knot! It doesn't count for the thumping of the master, and you have to take off your clothes and start dry! Sure enough, the female apprentices who did not go to master these days are not good students.
uh-huh! Now let's focus on how the female lead got on the male lead. It's like this. In the dark and windy night of that month, the master and the apprentice brought the murderer to justice and then went to the top of the Forbidden City... …Pooh! No, it's the tall building anyway. The two of you started to tear each other up for no apparent reason. The specifics were forgotten. Anyway, the conversation between the two gradually moved towards the style of "you are ruthless, you are cold, and you are unreasonable." After talking, these two started to move their hands! The master adheres to the principle of "good men don't fight with women", and retreats step by step, while women, when they move their hands, are called pressing step by step. The master only defends but does not move, and we are also shocked to see each step! Sure enough, the master couldn't resist and was knocked down all of a sudden, and the woman saw the opportunity: Xiaozi, you are my mother tonight! She also fell down on the master, looking at the face of the master's river (lian), spring (meng), water (bi), Barbara swallowed her saliva, and kissed her fat lips involuntarily. Then the master was ripped off like this.
You say kiss it! How can people just start doing it while they're outside? The Express Hotel is right next to it, dear~ It is said that foreign women are open, and now I finally know it! But what makes me curious is, how did the master take off his clothes? Or maybe she didn't take off her clothes, and then used the long-lost Geshan to beat the cow (⊙_⊙?) Well, anyway, I felt that the heroine was not very satisfied. The next day, Barbara directly showed off with the master, and said a lot to the master, "Barbara" The world is so big, I want to go see it.” Then he waved his sleeves and didn’t take away a condom, the master became an empty nester again. . In other words, it's not appropriate for you to let the old man continue to be an empty-nest old man after you put all the masters on it, right?

Sure enough, people are doing it, and God is watching! Everyone knows what happened next. Barbara was beaten by the clown and she was paralyzed. She was also photographed nude. As for whether there was anything like the men and women described in Mr. Chen's photo, you can give full play to it. Imagination! (Master's inner OS: Humph! Look! This is what happened when you disagreed with me!)

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Batman: The Killing Joke quotes

  • [first lines]

    Barbara Gordon: First of all, I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start, not with a big shiny moon or a city that could look stunning in spite of itself... Or me. But I wanted you to know before the horror began, before it all came crashing down, there was a time when capes and cowls and fighitng crime really was exciting.

  • [Batgirl has Batman pinned down. She suddenly stops and notices the position she's in. She stares down at Batman, then begins passionately kissing him. Batman hesitates, then wraps his hands behind her back. Batgirl slowly sits up. As she does, Batman touches her butt. She takes her mask and cape off. The camera pans up as she takes off her top, exposing her bra. It then cuts to the next morning. Barbara is in her bathroom, in her tank top and undies. She stares at her reflection]

    Barbara Gordon: Barbara Kathleen Gordon, what the hell have you done?