Child-delivery storks (guan, not cranes), whose mission is to deliver babies to families who desire them at human request, are a boon to infertile couples and gay families.
The child delivery courier is for comrades.
However, with the passage of time, the child delivery stork is also facing industrial upgrading:
sending babies to humans, the profit model is unknown, and it is accompanied by greater risks.
For example, in the process of transportation, they were ravaged by bear children, and an air crash occurred. Some employees even turned an innocent human cub into an orphan because of being turned over by a baby, which caused a huge blow to the professional confidence and reputation of the storks.
So they abandoned the traditional labor-intensive industry, and all the Bird Internet started a business → delivered express delivery.
Hey, it sounds like Ma Yunbaba's "Rookie Network"?
Express delivery is good, the courier will not have feelings for the items it delivers, and the profit is quite considerable. The courier industry of Stork Delivery has continued to grow and develop. With a huge number of deliveries and excellent business, it can be called SF Express in the second dimension world.
The male protagonist, Bird, was about to be promoted to the leadership of the company when the express delivery business was at its peak. However, the human cub Xiao Yu, who was orphaned eighteen years ago, became a stumbling block in his career.
Although Xiaoyu can build planes with her bare hands, she is essentially an unreliable girl.
Originally, she should have been decisively eliminated by the male protagonist Bird, but because of the indecision of the male protagonist Bird, she has the opportunity to use the baby maker that has been idle for many years to create a little girl for a little boy who longs for a younger brother.
The accidental childbirth incident is simply a major stain on the male protagonist Bird's career, which directly affects the subsequent promotion and salary increase to the peak of Bird's birth!
So he and the heroine embarked on the hard road of sending the baby home. After completing this child delivery, the male protagonist Bird regained his professional sense of belonging, regained the power of love, and killed the dictatorial boss with the child delivery storks, returned to his old business, continued to be happy and painful, and saved the infertile. own job.
The story of "Funny Bird" is so simple that it cannot afford any over-interpretation.
However, compared with "Ice Age 5", which was replayed by the old stalk this year, the slightly bland "The Secret Life of Pets" and the jokes in "Funny Bird" are downright novel and funny, especially the group of poisonous wolves:
they talk a lot. The wolves appeared viciously in the form of villains and BGM, but the first second they saw the baby, they became a husky who was turned over by cuteness.
The whole wolf pack is possessed by Lego, from submarines to broken hearts can be assembled:
I will form the sonar: Imperial Capital Imperial Capital ~
I will form the wheels: Ouch ooh ooh ooh~
I will compose the propeller: purrlulululu~
and As a submarine, you also need to regularly jump out of the water to take a breath...
This is definitely the worst time the wolf pack's spirit has been blackened.
With these husky wolves alone, Warner Bros. has brought us what may be the funniest animation of the year.
So now the question comes: The name of this animation is "Funny Bird Story" - what is the real story?
According to the true story, it is probably the Pixar short film "Violent Cloud and the Stork Sending Children" ("Flying House" plus a short film).
The short film tells the story: the
stork sends babies to all creatures on earth, and babies are made by clouds.
All other clouds produce cute species, only the violent dark cloud always produces attack-type babies, which makes the partner's bad stork devastated every day.
Even so, the stork is still persistent in violence. While losing its hair, it insists on sending violent and cute babies to the violent species on the earth
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In addition to the basic setting of sending storks, the other frameworks of "Funny Bird" are original plots, and the fairy tale setting such as cloud production of babies has also been scientifically turned into a "baby maker" (although it is not as scientific as it is).
If you insist on picking up logical flaws in "The Story of Funny Birds", it's enough to write an eight thousand-word rant:
Why did the little boy ask for a younger brother, but the stork who sent the son sent his younger sister?
Why would a woman with enough IQ to build a plane with her hands short-circuit her brain and leave the cockpit because of the crying baby?
Why didn't the wolf, the big wolf, who was tearing up as soon as he appeared on the scene, fall in love with each other suddenly?
Why did the male protagonist poked the kayak they depended on to survive when they landed?
How can parents who have never met recognize at a glance that this is a daughter they hadn't received eighteen years ago?
Why didn't the boss destroy the baby maker early, leaving a ray of life for the original industry of storks?
Why does the boss want the male protagonist Bird to take over his position, just because his express delivery is very good?
Why does the stork have a genetic control technology that no human can match, and the babies are so cute that it is unscientific? ? !
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The point of this film is not to be logical and meaningful.
The most open existence in "Funny Bird" is not the hero and heroine - but the baby who generally exists as a prop.
Their cuteness is the biggest killer in the whole film. They can make the vicious wolves become the most docile fans in seconds, make the ruthless penguins do their best for them, and make the SF Express employees rebel collectively, thinking that infertility is the best. The work...
the instinctive love for the baby, let the protagonist overcome all the difficulties and obstacles encountered, let the parents find the joy of accompanying the child, let the stork return to the job of sending children, let SF Express give up making money, and return to family infertility. nurture.
At the end of the movie, the male protagonist reluctantly delivers the baby to a family seeking a child, but in front of her eyes flashes of her happy life of growing up, studying, getting married and starting a family.
Just like every father, when his daughter fell to the ground, he seemed to see her shining brightly, and he would eventually leave his future life.
This flash was beautifully done, and there was not a single line, but there was a faint sound of sobbing in the auditorium.
Love is the biggest logic of this movie.
On the whole, "Funny Bird" is the funniest animated film in recent times and the most suitable for the whole family to enjoy. Well made, with tears in the smile.
If you have a baby at home, or your husband/wife can't make up your mind to have a second child, take them to see this movie, the effect is absolutely outstanding.
PS There are still some people who shouted after reading it, "Oh, so cute. I really want to have a second child and
touch your conscience: Do you have a partner, and you just want to go so far?"
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