Planting cornel all over the place, one less person

Lennie 2022-03-28 09:01:04

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I saw the clip of Elephant Group X on Weibo earlier, and it really got a perfect score for Huang's creativity. Huang was fresh and refined. After taking a look at the poster, I had a general understanding of how the film was going. It was nothing more than subverting Ma Qiang's use of Wang Nan. The representative image of a stern and abstinent agent is accompanied by a fake agent film with three vulgar jokes.

I don’t know which great god planned the Chinese translation of the film’s title. It won the theme of the black king man. After the colon, he gave his real name very perfunctorily. This format is also very king man. This gimmick is also quite a routine. character.

More than I expected, the story of the Greensby Brothers not only rounds out the pros and cons, unlike most of the three vulgar comedies, the blunt and nonsensical scattered paragraph-style lines cannot make the whole logical narrative part. If the connection is good, some clips may become popular overnight, but watching the whole film is nothing but disappointment.


The clever jokes arranged by Cohen are not picked up anywhere, but another rhythm system that connects the whole story in a clue-like manner. All the jokes are roughly summarized in these two central ideas:
chrysanthemum is not guaranteed three times, but handsome is only three times. second.


The indescribable scene at the beginning is simply the hardest hit area with high volume and energy in front. In the scene of picking mattresses, in addition to the outline and guide to clarify the scale of the following text to the audience, it also bluntly named Nobby's Datang Aesthetics. It is said that Sister Wilson is also a beauty, and the security guards in the museum three and the primitive people are very cute. Nobby's little black girl who implements aesthetic seduction in the South African hotel is the little secretary of the hip-hop empire.

The third cousin's Brooklyn grandma also had a scene where a young couple picked a mattress, that is, playing with music, which made the salesperson quite tired. In contrast, it was really small and fresh to the extreme.

Nobby's perspective shows Greensby who has lived here all his life, decadent and mixed. The comedy-like soundtrack jokingly conveys a bit of a sad state of affairs: old neighborhoods, chaotic crowds, cramped shacks, sons and even grandchildren huddled in piles, watching South Park, smoking cigarettes and cocaine .

When the glass heart was still stunned by the words and deeds of the child, the main line of the film was cut with a very strange warm atmosphere and the climax face when he fell into the memory of Nobby.

So we have a sad past, brothers who have been separated for 28 years, separated from each other. Seeing that I am well versed in dog blood Dafa, I thought it was Ma Qiang's memory loss or something. After all, the average age of the two brothers minus twenty-eight is about twenty years old.

Later, Ma Qiang recalled, six years old...
Excuse me???
6+28=34???
Well, you are handsome and you are reasonable.

Ma Qiang is online. This is also the only handsome segment of his brother Sebastian. A fighting scene with a high configuration, the shooting perspective is interspersed with normal shots, it is very dizzy, and it leads to the mission location where he meets his brother.

Nobby, who was experiencing the first fireworks explosion in the film, usually found out where his younger brother was. He usually sneaked into a serious meeting, drank a lot, and then used his fingers to act as the little African boy Tintin, by the way all kinds of tourists. Selfie. Sebastian, who was targeting the assassin's camera, was interrupted by Nobby. After a turmoil, the neutron bullet killed the leader, Dan Niu was infected with AIDS, and the brothers were forced to flee by the plot.

MI6's IQ is offline throughout the whole process. If there is IQ, how can this drama continue.

Not to mention that the logistics girl, who is the standard agent of the agent, used various resources, leaked information, and even pretended to be suspected. I was still a little excited when I was activated, but in the end, I still ran with him the whole time. I smashed it in the stands and stabbed it to death. Anyway, I contributed a little laugh.

Back in Greensby, full of memories, the pig teammates were killed by a series of neighbors, and Seba, who hid in the fish factory, was shot twice. On the shoulder, and another stitch... can't be said.

Trapped in a cave with no one around, aphrodisiac detoxification can be said to be the most bloody part of the three popular romance novels, and Norby is also facing the first choice in his pure man career, to smoke or not to smoke.

My brother said, you want me to die, or you want me to live.
Suck.
With a cigarette after the fact, the two of them turned on Nuan Nuan, one of the standard features of special agent films, ah, the Greensby brothers travel around the world.


When I got to Africa, I felt that the elephant segment was not far ahead. However, the purpose of this film is obviously that there will be no urine spots for 100 minutes, and there will never be more than two minutes of daily brothers and warm segments.

Seeing that Ma Qiang was ready to go into battle again in a suit and leather shoes, he was immediately forced by the screenwriter.

How could Norby, whose belly steal the spotlight, not take the lead for his brothers? In the eyes of the audience, he is 0% compatible with the agent, and he just relied on his inferior accent and pretending to be (embarrassed) with his inferior accent and pretending to be X. He deceived everyone, and likewise attracted the same seductive mission in the hotel as the last time in the bloody gangster. The biologist's wife is a coquettish bitch, but she takes it for granted that she covers the mission with the strongest aesthetics in the world. The little maid Toi Yuan was locked on the instruction.

The real shit and shit joke in this film, which is the worst place to watch it, was staged under this misunderstanding.

In the dialogue between the donkey's head and the horse's mouth, the coquettish bitch was instructed to go to the toilet, good boy, don't go to the Baidu movie, I express regret. The little maid was immediately thrown over by the anxious Nobby with her inferior accent.

Seeing that it's really becoming a three-dimensional movie, I don't know why Seba, who is sober and well positioned, went online, followed by biologists, hunted down experts, and joined forces to fight the small thatched cottage. After a mad sweep, the coquettish bitch got a lunch box. The brothers surrounded by the chasing and killing army looked up, and there were no trees on the vast African savannah, and where to hide...

Only, a group of Elephants are taking a leisurely walk.
In Nobby's mind, he extracted the animal world played at Greensby's house like a flash of lightning: after the dry season, the river water rises, and it is the mating season of elephants...
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Nobby, who has experienced the second time in his pure male career, is physically and mentally devastated, and his brother and brother are in a bathtub where there is only room for one person and two people, and they clean up each other afterwards.

The two smokes after the incident seem to be able to hear a cracking sound coming from the screen, which seems to remind the audience that it is time to switch the map and warm up, ah, the next level of the Greensby Brothers' tour of the world, which is the final chapter: Brazil.

With a series of foreshadowings of the former British football hooligans with a deep foundation, the brothers met a deep support family and friends outside the stadium without any accident, and without any accident, Ma Qiang was exposed again to advance the plot to a climax. I don't know where you got the money to buy so many tickets.

The already streamlined progress bar is based on the principle of high-efficiency narrative, one minute and one second of dirt and no urine. villain.

The screenwriter's skill points are probably all in the driving situation. They don't care about the villain's conspiracy. It's a new stalk and an old stalk. This human extinction plan is too old-fashioned. It spreads the virus in large crowd gatherings. Dan Brown's hell doesn't work. Infertility plans are at least humane.

Nobby drove all the way to save his brother, and by the way, he ordered a killing skill to kill the two of them back to the court. The memories of killing and saving the world side by side will not be repeated. The most capable laughing point in this episode of the stadium is Therapist. It is a genius to match the current misunderstanding scene. If there is no misunderstanding, it will not be a comedy.

In this way, the explosion of the whole film has ushered in an earth-shattering explosion, and it echoes with the explosion of the mini-game at the Greensby bar from beginning to end. To be honest, it’s very shocking, after all, it’s not something that humans can do. This scene may be more memorable than elephant group sex...


The third time for pure men... The East African Rift Valley is left in body and mind. Literally, it’s hard to erase it. The scars, and this time, even a handful of cigarettes will not be more soothing and curative than a whole match from a girl who sells matches.

After the three vulgarities, it is still the secular. The two brothers are happy and complete, they are both agents, they are killing each other, and there is no distinction between friends and enemies. Well... in the future, let's make up for it. There is Ma Qiang's body and Cohen's brain hole. The fan girl who forgot to shut up after watching the whole process Please continue to cooperate.


However, during the more than an hour of nonsense, the most unsmiling occasion, the memories of the Greensby brothers were constantly interspersed in the scenes of Ma Qiang being slowly awakened, and the old-fashioned fulfillment of the other himself was lost but gradually lost his memory. However, against the backdrop of Huang Bao's main line, the brother-slaying shows more than expected warmth.

The young brothers ran across the court together with their thin chests and strong accents.

Now you are tearing up for a decadent life, and I have been engraved by bullets, and I can paint the national flag on my face, rushing through the biggest stadium in my life for pride and life and death.

Yaozhi brothers climbed high places and planted cornel trees everywhere.

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The Brothers Grimsby quotes

  • Nobby: It's scum that keep the Fast and Furious franchise alive!

  • Joris Smit: Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. Graves?

    Nobby: No. But then again, I never thought that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger.