Director: Xiao A, I want to make a drama to make money~
Assistant A: Okay, director, you want to make it what type is it?
Director: What genre is popular now? Hmm... I'll Baidu ~ (after 1 minute), the recent sci-fi movies seem to be good~
Assistant A: Okay, director, let's make it a sci-fi drama~ How to choose the protagonist and supporting roles?
Director: Follow the template~ Give me a set of black, white, yellow skin or something, nationality, all countries~ The more the better, it will spark discussion.
Assistant A: OK, director, is the protagonist black or white or something else? How many supporting roles do you want?
Director: Hmm. . Well, let's have 8~ The numbers are more auspicious, Fafafa~
Assistant A: Are there 8 supporting roles?
Director: NONONO~ There are 8 protagonists, so there is something new~
Assistant A: Eh. . . What about the ratio of male to female, occupation, etc.?
Director: Men and women, half and half~ I’m too lazy to score~ The profession must have a policeman. Everyone likes good protagonists, but there are also bad ones. Then come a protagonist who can commit crimes. Other occupations are scattered, and the rich and the poor are poor. Smart and unsmart, positive energy and negative energy people must have some CEOs, scientists, celebrities, all kinds of sets~ By the way, the gay people are more popular recently, get one or two pairs of gays in it Keep up with the times~ Let’s meet Lala again~ Here are a few transgender ones~ Well, that’s it~
Assistant A: Director, isn’t this too messy. . .
Director: What do you know? I call it arousing the emotions of the audience, so that all kinds of people will give the drama a good review~
Assistant A: Wouldn’t it mean that those who hate gays and Lala have bad reviews?
Director: Gay and Lala will help us scold their SB. You are so talkative, and you were fired~
Assistant B: Director, the staff is in place, how is the story set?
Director: It’s science fiction. It’s easiest for people to map YY to themselves, and to have an awesome ability, such as synaesthesia~ Well, not bad~
Assistant B: Director, how did the setting of the synaesthesia skill come about? Under what circumstances can synaesthesia be possible, and under what circumstances, is it natural or acquired, the protagonist has it, or the villain has it? What other settings are there?
Director: Fuzzy, I want to shoot the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th seasons. It's too early to tell the audience how to shoot?
Assistant B: Director, didn't you think about it?
Director: What do you know? It's a little vague. It can be corrected in the next few seasons! You were fired because you have so many problems!
Assistant C: Director, the ability is set~ I'm ready to start shooting. What are you going to do with the first episode?
Director: Isn't that missionary very popular recently? We copied him. We have 8 protagonists, 8 lines open together, and finally close to trigger a climax~
Assistant C: Director, the audience did not respond well in the first episode, saying it was too procrastinating. To see something, has lost a large number of audiences.
Director: This is not called procrastination, this is called background introduction, what do you know! Hurry up to stir up the speculation and let everyone watch the second episode~
Assistant C: Director, what about the second episode?
Director: Are you bothered, I want to guide you every episode, what do you want? I told you once, remember it for me! Make the story a little sad (comedy is not easy, every episode needs to be funny), the protagonist must have a sad story, every episode is a little bit, what is the death of the father and mother, or the abuse of the parents, or the bullying of the brothers and sisters , or the people around the community are bullying, in short, be sad, otherwise how can you see the rise of the protagonist behind~ Then the sad and emotional plot, telling the actors to speak softly, the voice must come from the dantian, it feels like the kind of disease, and the words must be Be slow, as slow as you want. At the end of each episode, there must be a summary, everyone slow motion, put a slow song, what are the 8 protagonists doing? A little less. It’s almost the same as 2 or 3 episodes in the first quarter. It saves costs. Actors chatting is the main scene, which can save a little. Outdoor scenes use the scenery shot by tourism.
Assistant C: Director, the audience is also dissatisfied with the second episode, it is still too procrastinated, and there is a bug in the plot, why did Jonas run over to see the protagonist and was caught by the protagonist by mistake, why not visit?
Director: Why didn't the audience say that the plot dragged and didn't fight, didn't I add an action scene to it! This is to let Jonas play handsome, didn't you watch the fight scene in the supermarket? The classic plot, you end the battle before you take out the XX weapon at the XX position~ At the end, when you are caught, you have to tell the audience that this is no zuo no die~ Didn’t you say that the setting should be smart and not smart at the beginning? jonas is just not smart.
Assistant C: Oh. . . The audience is very dissatisfied with this. He was arrested for no reason, full of negative energy~
Director: It's okay to add a little positive energy in the next episode, let the black boy put some positive energy, the positive energy of the slum is the best way to get it, see Ever seen "Slumdog Millionaire"? Set it up for black people, be bullied by bad guys, and finally counterattack~ The audience will be satisfied~
Assistant C: Do you want to set up fights for black people? Or let your friends help?
Director: Are you stupid, black people will be bullied even if they can fight? Of course, my friend~ Let's have a super good fight, set it up for the Korean girl, the male can fight a lot, isn't "Nikita" very popular before, the audience likes female thugs! Can fire!
Assistant C: Director, it is unreasonable for the audience to read it. The gangsters are armed with weapons, there are many people, and there are cars. They can't handle an empty-handed black. . .
Director: You have so many questions, don't pay attention to the details! If you don't like fighting, then add some passion for the next episode, and change your taste! And you were fired~
Assistant D: Director, the audience said that the fourth episode was not interesting, and the plot was still dragging, so I could only listen to the song, but the transgender person did not sing well, so I gave a bad review~
Director: Didn't let add some passion?
Assistant D: Assistant C was fired, so he just added a little bit of bare buttocks without any exposure. . .
Director: I am grass! Add dew points to me in the next episode! The naked one! Can't wear anything! There are also close-ups!
Assistant D: Director, the audience criticized it badly. . .
Director: I am grass! What about dewy? What about close-ups? !
Assistant D: The audience said they don't like looking at men's genitals~
Director: You were fired! Assistant E, come here~ Give me some dew points in the next episode, don't show all the men, women are all naked, let's have a group P or something to appease the emotions of the audience.
Assistant E: The audience responded strongly, saying that it was overdue to shoot like this, and every episode should come a little bit to catch up with "Gossip Girl"!
Director: Well, after that, every episode will be filmed like this~! Fucking superpowers~ Superpowers are used to group P~
Assistant E: Director, the actors said they can't do it anymore, most of them are not lesbian, not gay, not bisexual~ They are not here to make porn~
Director : Well, let’s make some bloody adjustments in the next episode~
Assistant E: The audience is still not satisfied. . Said that the bleeding was too little, so I chopped off both hands, and a shotgun left a little blood, but it wasn't enough for a blood bag~ I don't know what to say about the plot~
Director: Isn't this a limited budget! In the next episode, it's time for the main line, send the bad guys to catch it, create a tense atmosphere, remember not to catch the protagonist, let them use their superpowers~
Assistant E: Director, the audience said it was unscientific, and the weak girl rode a bicycle for a drive. The smart escaped the arrest of a large number of armed police. . .
Director: This is called plot escape, what do you know~ You were fired! Give me another one who understands~
Assistant F: Director, I understand you. In these two episodes, I set a new element for superpowers, not eye-to-eye, and let the audience go to YY~ I also poured a lot of chicken soup for the soul, mother loves father Love everyone love put it all in! There are 1V1 and 1VN fighting scenes, and even the use of bazooka, blood sprayed all over the place! In the end, the group gave birth to a wonderful symphony at the end! The audience is very moved~ I plan to have another 1VN in the next episode, and let the Korean girls kill again~
Director: Hmm~ Not bad~ I am very satisfied~ The 12 episodes are about to end~ It’s over to you~
Assistant F: Director, the audience said the last one There are many bugs in the set.
Director: Huh? what bug?
Assistant F: The audience said that according to the previous episodes, DJ sister paper is attached to the police, but you can see the police boy's face from outside the police car, it should belong to the summoning category similar to ghosts, that is, you can walk around to report the situation, then enter the research institute If you are looking for someone, why don't you go in there to explore the way, and ask someone?
Director: The details are not important, this is the possession, you can only see what the possessed person sees, hears and feels, you can't walk around~
Assistant F: Oh, then run away by car, why not give it to the DJ girl , She didn't meet her eyes, the police guy just closed his eyes and sat down~ The audience also expressed their incomprehension to the villain. They wanted to kill and arrest for a while. Is it killing or arresting? Before, the old boss controlled a person to shoot and kill the hacker girl, and then committed suicide halfway through the killing, and now he said arrest. . . I can't tell the difference between stupid and stupid~
Director: The audience is stupid, they didn't watch it so carefully, you were fired~ There are so many questions!
Assistant G: Is the director still shooting next season?
Director: Filming, of course filming, it took a whole season to explain the background of each protagonist, how can we stop! Before filming, find some people to score points and do more publicity~
Assistant G: Director, the audience responded very well! High score!
Director: Well, in the future, the filming will be done like this, do you understand? To sum up for you: there are many types of characters, and the rich and poor of different skin colors and occupations are different! There are more types, love must be, and bloody dew points are indispensable. Come to a set of various types! The main line has to be delayed, and the longer the delay, the longer the seasons! Don't worry about the details of the bug, the audience just talks about it! Regardless of sadness and love, the voice must be low, it feels like you don't have the strength to speak! Science fiction is a pretense, superpowers are just an introduction, everyone comes to see Huang Bao! Finally remember to brush the rating! Whoever doesn't brush will scold who doesn't understand!
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