Smash the glacier's sign, don't make a sequel

Bartholome 2022-03-24 09:02:38

1. The plot is messy. There is no logic at all. For a while, two mammoths are in love, and a group of animals saves the world. For a while, little squirrels are playing around in space. 2. The lines are boring. Filled with sticky soap opera lines, sermons from parents, and sweet talk from lovers, it's all unbearable. All kinds of jittery jokes are extremely embarrassing to watch. 3. Mandarin dubbing. It's just irritating, don't watch the Mandarin version, don't say anything in the play, say lines like chicken soup for the soul, the lines of the second middle school, filled with nausea. It can't be described in words, but it can only be understood... Really, really don't shoot 6.7.8.9 again! Have some good memories, okay? !

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Extended Reading
  • Alexzander 2022-03-22 09:02:14

    The writers have nothing to write about.

  • Sam 2022-03-22 09:02:14

    After Buck was designed based on Johnny Depp, Shangri Llama was designed based on Sacha Baron Cohen. . . .

Ice Age: Collision Course quotes

  • Panicked Start: [Walking up to Diego and Shira with her aardvark friend] Um, excuse me. Is it true you saved the world from an asteroid?

    Diego: Uhh

    [Looks at Shira and smiles]

    Shira: That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?

    Panicked Start: Yeah... How scary?

    Diego: Well we were.

    [the Aardvark runs under Diego's arm and the Start sits in front of Shira]

    Diego: It was almost midnight and we were up against volcanoes, Dino birds, and the end of the world.

    Shira: Oh! and Zombies don't forget about the Zombies.

    [Looks at Diego]

    Shira: You know we'd be great parents.

    Diego: So I turned to Bigfoot and I say "Listen big guy."

  • Shira: [about Buck] Wait, this half a snack is a dinosaur whisperer?

    Buck: [Holds her paw] And expert Salsa dancer

    [Begins dancing around her]