Everyone, don't stop me, I'm going to start complaining.
Before I complained, I still looked at the ratings on the Internet and found that everyone was very kind:
But I still have to say, I gave a little star to this movie: the
beginning of the movie, the title package low, very insincere, it is estimated that the budget was used up when shooting.
Did you find an editor with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan to do it? Flashbacks, skips, timelines, the location is blurry, flashes past and flashes past, come here, there is always someone who wants to harm me! My eyes are going blind!
In the first half hour of the film, the foreshadowing was bland, and the explanation was too sloppy. You are a movie, so too lazy to write a story, why don't you just let Jackie Chan and Johnny Knoxville go to shoot JACKASS and play a feces and urine racing car?
I almost fell asleep. I looked down at my watch, there was still about an hour and a half left, what should I do, I was so tired.
After that, in every scene in the middle, Jackie Chan and Johnny Knoxville were all hypocritical, confessing to each other, and then halfway through the confession, the bad guy came. It made me dread that in the end the two of them would get along and there would be a great Brokeback Mountain coming out.
Speaking of JACKASS above, many people should not know this stalk.
JACKASS is a group of happy people. Like modern performance artists, they used DV to shoot a lot of interesting and funny three-vulgar works. Johnny Knoxville, another male protagonist of this "Jedi Run", is the core founder of this group of people.
The "Bad Grandfather" series created after that is also a second-rate road film that also criticizes the badness of American society. This "Jedi Run" with Jackie Chan is really nothing compared to the "Bad Grandfather" series.
It is estimated that director Renny Harlin just saw that these two people love to play, so he made Jackie Chan and Johnny Knoxville together.
but! Director, are you shooting it as a movie? Is it a bit logical? From Russia to Hong Kong in two days, did you measure the distance with a tape measure? It jumped to Mongolia in the middle, and then the Mongolians wore festive clothes every day, played wrestling, drank wine, and finally sang ADELE's Rolling in the Deep.
I:? ? ?
Okay, I admit, the people of the world are one family, after all, my wish is world peace.
The two of them ran all the way, and finally ran to Guilin. When I played Robinson Crusoe's wet body game, my heart was broken, and the WTF was full....
"Jedi Run" is really me I've seen Jackie Chan's worst movie.
On the other hand, I really don't understand why the film has to be dubbed. Every time I hear a bunch of Russian fighting races copying "Hey guys" and a female thug's abrupt "double D", countless SHITs flood my mind.
Oh my friend, tell me, I'm not watching CCTV at home.
By the way, there is also our Miss Fan in "Jedi Run". In the movie, she played the game of wet body electric shock, and she was locked in a cabin similar to SM pedophile. Later, the freighter was arrested by a The speedboat sank.
Then Zeng Zhiwei suddenly reappeared, and then he drowned himself inexplicably, with the same line as the opening of the movie "Help me take care of my daughter"
Jackie Chan was stunned and stunned. JPG
Your daughter, take care of yourself! Wow, I don't take you to play soy sauce. Director, are you thinking that it's been two hours, so let's end it quickly, everyone has had enough fun, it's really annoying.
Okay, let's all leave, the aunt sitting next to me laughed hard.
"Jedi Run" is really aunt's love, and the aunt next door is very happy.
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