Eleven Military Rules

Destin 2021-11-21 08:02:05

1. Nothing has a higher honor than being a single

2. Keep the secrets between us, especially my secrets, everything in me is a secret

3. Lies destroy romance

4. Suicide awareness every day

5. You are not allowed to watch pornographic videos when you are with me, but you can watch women on the street

6, support x is sb

7. No sense of morality, only sense of morality for me

8. I do not accept virgins

9. The big sb that supports x very much

10. Love is beautiful, but not lasting

11. If you don’t agree to any of the above, don’t come to me

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Y tu mamá también quotes

  • Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?

    Tenoch: No, about faggots like you.

    Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing highschool tales and producing actual literature.

    Tenoch: When do you begin?

    Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Have you read my book already?

    Tenoch: I read the critics.

    Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Critics are a bunch of assholes

  • Julio Zapata: Traveling is really cool

    Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane